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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart the Bad Guy (S31E31)

"I don't know, Chinnos. You say "utopia,""
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"will not save you, Magnesium Man."
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"Yeah, but it did distract you, didn't it, Dad Bod?"
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"Five pumps? Think of the pressure."
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"It's time I took the Vindicators out of the equation."
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"(audience crying)"
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"(snoring)"
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"Hey, now is not the time for your cold-hearted analysis."
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"What loving God would make us wait that long?"
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"you be-cape-ed gob-smashers!"
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"(grunts)"
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"Children, I pulled you out of your classes today"
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"to warn you of a dangerous new Internet trend."
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"(muffled): The eight ball challenge?"
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"No, the highly-imitatable stunt I'm referring to"
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"is the "flag yourself" challenge."
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"(excited chatter)"
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"it's clear to me a more effective deterrent"
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"would be to show you a video of the stunt"
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"performed by YouTube star Reaction Guy."
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"Whoa, Reaction Guy?"
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"Everybody who's anybody gets reacted to by him."
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"Watch and learn... to not do this."
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"What up, Reaction Faction? It's your boy, Reaction Guy."
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"Today I'm gonna be reacting to the Flag Yourself Challenge."
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"They're gonna raise me like a flag."
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"(students exclaiming)"
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"-(overlapping chatter) -Wow, cool!"
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"Ooh, ooh!"
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"from my new channel, Reaction Bart."
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"Big shout-out to my boy White Seymour for putting me onto"
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"the Flag Yourself Challenge. So clench!"
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"I'm waving at my haters and they don't even know it."
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"Clench! Clench! Whoa-ho-ho!"
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"Buy my merch."
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"Whoa."
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"I got to check them out next time we go swimming."
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"Whoa! (grunting)"
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"So what'd the doctors say?"
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"(groans) I have a full-body sprain."
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"Most of my muscles are wrapped around the wrong bones."
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"Who's ready for four hours of stretch bands?"
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"(whimpering)"
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"Glucose? (chuckles)"
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"Do it for the buggers."
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"(gulping)"
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"(gulping)"
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"-Top of the bing-bong, ladies. -(gasps)"
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"-You're Glen Tangier. -You're Airshot."
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"Good on you, Nightingales."
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"Now, who can point me towards, uh,"
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""Milhouse Van Houten"?"
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"Ooh, right down the hall and to the left, Glen."
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"Wow. Flirt much, Debby?"
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"Sorry, we can't all be married to"
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"Ogdenville's car detailing king Duke Druthers."
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"What's up, little bro?"
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"Uh-uh-uh, never heard of him."
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"The name's Airshot."
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"(blows)"
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"You don't even have any powers, you're just super good at air."
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"Uh, easy now. Don't get too excited, Milhouse."
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"I am Milhouse."
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"That's right. (chuckling) Calm down, hero."
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"Don't make whatever you have worse."
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"Oh, don't worry, Airshot, I'm okay."
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"Well, aren't you just Pimm to the brim with Adelaide spunk?"
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"(gulping)"
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"Oh, thank boomerang Jesus"
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"you're not one of those brave little buggers"
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"Wait, what do you got in there?"
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"Oh, it's a laptop with the sequel"
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"to the Vindicators: Crystal garbage."
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"just a simple koala butcher like me old man."
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"(snoring)"
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"Hello."
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"(laptop beeps)"
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"(epic action music playing)"
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"What an ending."
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"People are gonna freak out when they see it..."
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"in a month from now."
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"Only I know."
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"-(thunder crashes) -(snoring)"
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"Toss that Kanga shank into the billy-boil."
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"It'll be tender by moon jump."
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"-You blaspheme! -My buddy Airshot showed it to me."
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"Ha. I repeat, ha."
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"As if Glen Tangier, the Tasmanian Adonis,"
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"Whoa!"
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"You are defeated, Vindicator."
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"Not as long as I'm still breathing. (blows)"
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"Uhp-uhp-uhp-uhp-uhp. The first taste was free,"
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"the next is gonna cost you."
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"I've had my eye on that Dr. 3 A.M. graphic novel."
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"Nay, epoch. Nay, summer."
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"Ah, but my curiosity consumes me."
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"Silence! Speak!"
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"Speak not. Expound!"
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"Mmm. Ooh, shrimp."
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"Hey. What would you give me not to find out what happens?"
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"Be gone, Spoiler Boy."
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"Hm, Spoiler Boy."
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"(gasps) That's the kid who saw"
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"I must protect my virgin ears."
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"I think you can do better than that."
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"Four chicken lumpettes per person."
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"Even if that person knows which Vindicator"
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"loses a third of their powers fighting Karate Scorpion?"
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"when it gets to the two-dollar theater."
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"for every extra lumpette you eat."
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"Mmm."
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"(gasps) The champion of the French Quarter."
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"You wouldn't dare spoil the only thing"
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"that brings me joy in this world."
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"Give me your toupee."
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"(laughs) Toupee?"
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"I don't wear a toupee."
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"We fade in on Bourbon Street..."
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"(singing nonsense)"
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"Ooh! (stammers, laughs)"
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