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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart the Bad Guy (S31E31)

"Principal Skinner. T-To what do we owe the honor, sir, at--"
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"Oh, it's just you."
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"Hey, how'd you get all this stuff?"
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"Like so:"
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"tell Mom it's okay for me to have soda on my cereal."
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"I don't know. Mom's not gonna go for that."
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"Okay. Get ready to hear the surprise ending."
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"Let me guess. The good guys win."
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"(gasps) Who told you?"
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"You can't spoil that movie for me,"
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"because I don't care what happens."
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"You see, as a grown-up,"
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"punching and hugging each other is boring BS for babies."
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"So go ahead, tell me what Captain Doodad does"
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"to Zippity Whoever."
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"Because it means nothing."
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"(gasps) My powers don't work on you."
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"But what if I could make them work for you?"
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"All-you-can-drink beers on me!"
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"OTHERS: Yeah!"
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"But paid for by Moe."
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"All right, I'm not even gonna dignify that with a "Whaaa?""
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"Do the thing, boy."
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"No, no, don't ruin it, kid!"
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"I'm taking my girlfriend to that movie"
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"when it gets to the two-dollar theater."
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"(Homer groaning)"
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"What time did you get home last night?"
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"Ugh, it's not my fault."
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"Bart used his superpower"
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"to get me drunker than I've ever beer."
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"(groans) I'm worried that all this blackmail"
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"is turning Bart into a bad person."
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"(zips)"
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"What's the story, morning glories?"
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"Young man, I don't like the way you're using those spoilies"
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"What?"
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"If you were in my suitcase, you would do the same thing."
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"Fans have a deep connection to the Marble Cinematic Universe."
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"I would never exploit that, not for anything."
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"Oh... wouldn't you?"
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"("True" by Spandau Ballet playing)"
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"must be stealing hearts."
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"OTHERS: Aw..."
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"(giggling): It's okay."
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"(regular accent): How much longer do I have to keep up"
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"this kookaburra charade?"
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"How badly do you not want your bosses at Marble Studios"
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"to know that I used your drunken thumb to see that movie?"
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"You think I'm your jolly swagman, do you?"
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"Let's get this party finished!"
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"He's right."
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"I'm running out of time."
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"This is... endgame!"
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"of our beloved oak tree, Old Susie."
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"family reunions, and quincen-- quincien--"
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"uh, Mexican bar mitzvahs."
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"We're, uh, ow!"
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"Cover you ears! It's Spoiler Boy!"
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"you'll all pull together and build me"
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"the ultimate tree house of my own design."
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"Right here in Old Susie."
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"(all gasp)"
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"Not in Old Susie!"
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"We have no choice."
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"He's got us all by the short and curlies."
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"Unless the boy should meet with an unfortunate accident."
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"Oh. And if anything suspicious should happen to me,"
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"I've hired the loudest man in town to yell the ending"
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"on every street corner."
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"You have 24 hours to build my tree house."
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"The clock is ticking."
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"(gasps)"
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"(humming)"
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"Hey, buddy."
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"You're out of the hospital."
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"Me, a villain? No way."
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"to build you a lair."
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"Okay. I will grant you the optics on the lair"
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"are less than ideal."
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"You're a supervillain!"
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"You dare call me a supervillain?"
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"Then get a load of this:"
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"Don't say another word!"
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"The fate of our universe depends on it."
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"(Bart screams)"
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"(Bart groans)"
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"(yelps)"
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"Where the hell am I?"
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"You know, the Marble universe?"
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"What you consider to be movies make up our reality."
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"No way. Superheroes aren't real."
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"Everything you see in your Vindicator movies"
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"Even the post-credit sequences?"
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"Whoa! Airshot! Dead?"
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"You showed your Comic Book Guy a spoiler"
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"saw this and, so warned, taped Airshot's mouth shut."
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"And killed him."
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"I never dreamed that spoilers really hurt people."
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"But they do. Spoilers kill!"
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"I love you, Airshot! (sobbing)"
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"The virtual reality's working."
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"I can't believe he didn't notice"
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"that the dimensional portal in his backyard"
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"was just a garbage bag full of glow sticks."
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"Tell me we're doing the right thing."
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"Tell me this is Bart's best chance"
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"Don't worry, Marge."
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"No one's ever been hurt by a little gaslighting."
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"Remember how you always say that?"
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"Remember?"
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"Oh, don't think of it as gaslighting."
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"Think of it as an ultra-enhanced,"
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"immersive fan experience."
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"All this, just to keep spoilers from leaking."
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"Vindicators, colon, Crystal War, colon, Resurgence"
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"bombing at the box office"
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"would have devastating consequences."
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"Failing theme parks, unsold Halloween costumes"
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"rotting on the docks,"
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