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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - The ASSes (S03E03)

"[chains rattling]"
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"Oh, yeah, you're in deep dookie now, Kemosabe."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Um, okay."
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"You know what? Don't do the voices. You're goddamn terrible at it."
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"What do you mean, you don't take the test?"
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"Every year on test day, they send him to the zoo alone."
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"Uh, hold on. I have a note."
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"Where is it? Oh, it's in here somewhere."
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"-I bet it's in the wet section. -[gasping]"
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"No wonder you're struggling at school."
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"No, Jay. You're staying with us now, and we care."
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"Okay. But the monkeys are gonna be disappointed."
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"[chattering]"
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"♪ I'm goin' through changes ♪"
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"[sighs] God, I love this new recumbent bike."
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"There's a shower at Trader Joe's?"
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"-Mom, calm down. -Uh--"
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"-Wait. We've never had a female president? -[sighs]"
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"You're still a kid. You're not even usin' tampons yet."
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"Why's her leg up on the toilet?"
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"My mom mapping out my path to the White House?"
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"No, for a second I thought I saw that gloomy Depression Kitty."
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"Oh, shit. I thought I got rid of my depression."
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"I don't miss you, Greg."
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"I got this test tomorrow."
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"Why am I married to Vicky in this fantasy?"
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"Well, first, I'm always super late to homeroom."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Once Miss Benitez kicks me out,"
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"that's around when I, quote, "lose time.""
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"I come to..."
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"And then I usually stare out the window at a bird"
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"-[barking] -No, I wanna hump that dog shit!"
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"-[growling] -[whistles]"
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"All right, off the ground, maggots. Line up."
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"I am your pill sergeant"
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"Your new orders. Jay is going to sit quietly on the ride to school."
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"[cackles] Yeah, right."
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"Oh, lookee here. Someone thinks they're cool."
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"-I put her in a drawer. -Wow, amazing."
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"[laughs] I love the smell of Jay calm in the morning."
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"[school bell rings]"
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"Guess who?"
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"Missy, please, I'm doing ASS prep."
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"Guys, you have to come see this."
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"Uh, wait, what?"
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"-Are you stupid? -Um..."
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"And sometimes you'll have to pick up people you know. [gasps]"
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"Uhh, I'm not breathing. Okay, relax. Just relax, Andrew."
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"I'm not at the top of my class."
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"But you're very smart, right? I mean, you've got those schmuck glasses."
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"I have these schmuck glasses 'cause I got shitty eyes."
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"Here you go, Mr. Lizer. I'm gonna go fart outside."
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"What the hell? Jay finished already?"
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"Get out of here, Depression Kitty."
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"[grunting]"
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"-Get off. -[school bell rings]"
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"I crave the sweet and salty relief of death."
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"They won't grade a dead boy's test."
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"Could I possibly get some more time?"
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"I filled out a lot of the bubbles halfway so they'd have to call me later."
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"-Uh-huh. -So, uh, what'd you do in school today?"
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"But it's okay, because I'm gonna be a billionaire when I grow up."
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"Ooh, Jesus Christ."
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"This might sound crazy, Duke, but I don't think I need"
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"Weird? Hah!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. You give me money for the Adderall?"
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"-Jay's money? -Yeah."
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"[rattling]"
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"-that makes you a fuckin' joke. -Excuse me?"
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"if your bullshit life depended on it."
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"Yeah, Jay, it's wrong, and we are not interested."
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"Ha-ha. Yeah, pills. Ha-ha. For my bungholio. Ha-ha-ha."
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"Right, so he brought in the New Deal, a better deal."
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"I've never been less hard."
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"My dick's inside of my stomach. I'm all balls."
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"Oh, my God. Nick's already on the essay."
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"Come on, I know I screwed up, baby."
Big Mouth (2017)
"when this test is over, I am gonna jerk off so much"
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"I'm gonna fuck that bottle."
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"Not yet. That's why every couple months,"
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"By the end of the semester,"
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"and families will come from far and wide to watch you feast upon yourself."
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"-they're covered in frosting. -What?"
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"I'm in a race with these meth addicts about who can take a sink apart faster."
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"If I'm not the smartest person in our grade,"
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"-How do you get on blogs? -What? That's your fucking question?"
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"I shouldn't have to explain this to you."
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"like Jimmy Smits"
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"Andrew, now that you're a big-time cheater..."
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"-stroke your dick until you come? -Oh!"
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"Look at you with the ideas."
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"-All right, any time now. -Hm."
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"Oh, no. You've got Cheater Peter."
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"-Cheater Peter? -It was a big problem for a dear friend."
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"Hey, game boy,"
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"time to turn off the Fortnite and turn on the good night."
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"Fuck all these rules. Leave me alone."
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"And you wanna know something else?"
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"I'd like one large Adderall, please."
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"Well, that's what I thought,"
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"So you moved into a new house that's full of love,"
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"but really you just wanna live like a beaten pig."
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"I was really just hoping to buy a study drug from you."
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"Are you sure it's okay"
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"-I'm taking your medicine? -Ah-ah-ah-ah."
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"I'm not one of those drug dealers that wants to hang out afterwards."
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"-Oh. Sorry. -We're not gonna chill on the couch"
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"-and watch Amazon Prime together. -Okay."
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"I don't care about anything anymore."
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"Oh, I guess you guys haven't heard, huh?"
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"and now I'm selling them, so it's no big dealio."
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"Oh, fuck. Like a store."
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"-Okay. -But no impact on her back and knees."
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"-Really? -Just the word "stunning." [sighs]"
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"Hmm... I can take my last pill and ace the test,"
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"or I can sell my last pill and have 20 bucks now."
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"You're the only person who actually needs this medication."
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"-Lump, here's your pill. -If I was a store,"
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"-No shit, Lump. -[car door slams]"
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"let's demonstrate what we've learned over the course of the school year."
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