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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Janitor Always Mops Twice (S14E14)

"Suit yourself."
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"They all come back."
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"CHARLIE: There, there, sweetheart."
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"Now, there was a dame worth the cover charge."
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"Her eyes glistened in the moonlight"
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"like fresh gasoline puddles."
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"They were the kind of eyes you could fall in..."
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"and summer in."
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"-And winter in, too. -Sorry about that."
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"My boyfriend looks like a bad apple,"
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"You're too nice a girl to be playing with rotten apples."
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"Well, my pies haven't always been so sweet."
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"make an honest living selling home-baked goods."
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"But he won't stand for it."
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"Well, if you need a place to stay..."
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"(chuckles) You're a good man."
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"I wouldn't want to drag you into my troubles."
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"I ain't the type that drags."
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"I can see that."
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"Find someplace safe."
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"If he shows up again, call me."
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"I'll straighten him out."
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"Say, fellas. What's the score?"
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"-It's for his daughter. -He hosed us."
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"Yeah, there's no booze, no legal cooze."
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"-Sounds like a snooze. -(Dennis chuckles)"
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"-And there's barely any dudes. -Don't add on."
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"-There's a rhythm. -Come on."
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"Well, you must be pretty mad at Frank."
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"Oh, yeah. I hate his guts."
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"considering Frank got diarrhea-poisoned."
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"In his guts."
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"You two wouldn't know anything about that, would you?"
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"Can I get a Red 40?"
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"Yeah. Here's your Red 40, kid."
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"DENNIS: Look, uh,"
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"(grunting)"
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"Cricket? What are you doing here?"
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"Why were you in the basement?"
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"No reason."
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"I'll give you no reason."
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"(shouts) Yeah."
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"More. Oh, yes. Do it."
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"Harder. Yes."
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"-(both panting) -All right."
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"Frank let me stay."
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"Frank let me sleep down there. (gasps)"
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"I've been working for him."
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"Doing what?"
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"He's running a cherry racket."
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"A cherry racket?"
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"You telling me Frank's running underage girls?"
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"I wouldn't put it past him, but, no,"
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"that's not what I'm talking about."
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"I'm talking actual cherries."
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"As in maraschino."
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"Frank hired me to go down to the local bars"
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"and stick my fingers in the garnish stations."
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"CHARLIE: Why?"
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"Why, to contaminate the cherries with feces,"
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"Not really."
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"He flashed a roll of nickels, and I didn't ask questions."
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"you don't ask questions, you just do."
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"No matter what they want or where they want you to put it"
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"I'm gonna turn around now."
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"It wasn't a poisoning. It was a payback."
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"All right, street rat, I want to know"
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"which bars you hit and when. Spill."
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"Go kiss a duck. You'll never make me talk."
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"All right, fine, just get me a pen and I'll write 'em down."
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"CHARLIE: So Cricket had contaminated the wrong guy's cherries"
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"and now Frank was dancing the porcelain rumba."
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"And I was still in the dark."
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"And there's only two things you can do in the dark:"
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"you can drink..."
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"and you can hide."
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"I'm not gonna shoot you. What if I missed?"
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"Maybe I did."
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"Maybe I missed you, too."
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"Well, you'd better work on your aim."
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"Sure, I could do that,"
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"-but I'm better at close range. -Yes, you are."
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"-Can I fix you a drink? -No, thanks. I'm sober."
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"Plus, I saw you put cat food in it."
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"(chuckles) Maybe I did, maybe I didn't."
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"-You did, Charlie, I saw you scoop it out of the can... -I put a little bit in."
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"...and it smells so bad. You're so close to me with that."
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"I told you to find someplace safe."
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"The only safe place for me..."
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"is in your arms."
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"It's my lips you have to watch out for."
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"That's a risk I'm willing to take."
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"Unless, wait, a-are you telling me"
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"you have a cold sore or something?"
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"-'Cause I'm not good with that. -Oh, no, we're good."
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"Okay."
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"(grunts softly)"
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"Morning, dollface."
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"-(shouts) -(camera clicks)"
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"Well, I'm trying to look sexy."
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"You're not supposed to be sexy. You're supposed to be the goon."
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"No, I'm not the goon. I don't want to be the goon."
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"-I'm not the goddamn goon. -You're the goon, Dee."
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"Who else is the goon? You're the goon."
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"How could I be a goon? I'm wearing a nightie."
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"-You're a goon in a nightie. -Maybe that's your murder weapon."
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"-Take it off and you strangle... -Goddamn it. All right, I'm out of here."
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"All right. Goodbye, goon."
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"Ah, Frank sent us here to blackmail you,"
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"so you stop sticking your nose in where it don't belong."
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"Ah, so you're in on Frank's cherry scheme?"
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"Yeah, it's easy money."
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"After Cricket fondles the cherries,"
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"the bars trash their whole supply"
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"thinking they're all contaminated."
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"He gives us 30%, only Mac thinks it's ten."
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"Come on."
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"Say, you two fellas know anything"
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"about a guy named Vince?"
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