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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Janitor Always Mops Twice (S14E14)

"Hangs around The Waitress like a bad cheese burp?"
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"Yeah, we know him."
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"Runs with a crew out of a church on South Street,"
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"only he ain't the praying type."
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"Tell him I want to meet."
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"Yeah."
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"You talking to me?"
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"We ain't looking at you either."
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"-No, we're gonna go now. -We're leaving now, though."
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"MAC: Hey, is it, is it ten percent or is it really 30%?"
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"CHARLIE: Well, that about sewed it up."
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"Too bad I have a habit of pulling at loose threads."
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"The doc says that's why my sutures don't heal good."
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"So I called up Frank."
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"and he would explain everything."
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"Yeah, like a brick would explain gravity to my head."
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"-Frank? -(Frank grunting)"
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"No johns in the basement, pal."
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"(groaning)"
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"My guts are cut to ribbons."
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"I was carrying a jar of cherries, I fell on them,"
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"I'm no matador, Frank, so you can cut the bull."
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"I know all about your cherry scam."
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"Oh, Charlie, you sweet innocent dope."
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"I'm not the top of this sundae."
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"from the Board of Health to ban Red 40,"
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"the dye used in maraschino cherries."
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"-CHARLIE: Red 40? -FRANK: I used the guys"
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"to round up all the cherries, and then I sat on them"
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"for a couple of months, and then resold them back to the same bar"
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"for jacked-up black market prices,"
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"but there was a snag in the plan."
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"The bars wouldn't bite."
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"Turns out, their customers didn't give a shit"
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"about the cherries, so we had to find other buyers"
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"teenage birthday parties,"
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"and teetotalers"
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"who only drink Shirley Temples."
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"-(coughs) -All right, enough talk, Franky."
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"Save your story for St. Peter."
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"All I want to know is who poisoned you?"
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"I tried to protect you, Charlie,"
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"but this mess is too big for your mop."
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"Where is she?"
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"(groans) Man."
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"-Where is who? -The girl."
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"She belongs with me."
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"Well, she's a jewel. She belongs in a crown."
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"You belong in bracelets."
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"You're trying to provoke me."
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"But I know how to control myself."
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"Red 40."
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"Okay, Vince, I'll take you to the girl."
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"But first, let me fix a drink."
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"VINCE: You seem like a smart cookie. I think you'd do well"
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"in our organization. You should join us."
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"Well..."
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"that could be bad for your health."
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"Well, how about I drop by a meeting?"
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"Sounds like a gas."
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"Ammonia-bleach cocktail, aka the Janitor's Helper."
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"Luckily, I'm immune."
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"I've built up a healthy tolerance over the years,"
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"or unhealthy, depending on how you look at it."
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"(door opens)"
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"-THE WAITRESS: (gasps) Charlie! -(door closes)"
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"Thank God you're all right."
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"He's gonna wake up with his head pounding harder"
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"than a Chinese crossword puzzle."
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"Huh?"
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"Was that-- That one wasn't clear?"
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"-No. -All right, I'm running out of them, you know, it's..."
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"But the point is I took care of him."
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"-My hero. -Yeah."
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"Well, not from me. Hand me a spoon."
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"Say,"
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"why didn't you tell me about Frank's cherry racket?"
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"Yes, you do. You were helping him sell the illegal cherries."
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"-You connected him with Vince. -Well, I..."
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"There's nothing petty about you, is there, baby?"
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"-(The Waitress chuckles) -(stomach gurgling) -Ooh."
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"You idiot."
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"I didn't tell you because it's my cherry racket."
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"Frank didn't know what he had. I'm the one"
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"and we could charge triple in places"
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"where hooch was badly wanted but not allowed."
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"Charlie, are you still eating that pie? I poisoned it."
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"-You did? -Yeah, that's what I'm telling you."
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"Oh, yeah. (clears throat) You know what?"
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"There's a lot of threads going around; I'm losing track."
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"-Okay, I poisoned the pie. -Yeah."
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"-So you should stop eating it. -Right."
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"-There you go. -It's good."
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"-Thanks. Appreciate that. -Last bite."
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"-Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. -And carry on."
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"-What about Frank? -I poisoned Frank, too."
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"He figured out what I was up to and he wanted out,"
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"but we were making too much money,"
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"so I diarrhea poisoned him to shut him up."
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"Aah! (groaning loudly)"
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"THE WAITRESS: He got the message in the end."
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"Oh, Vince caught me smuggling boozy pies into A.A."
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"and threatened to rat me out to my parole officer."
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"You see, he wasn't actually my boyfriend."
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"He was my sponsor,"
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"But why poison me?"
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"Or maybe I was."
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"Either way, I'm leaving town tonight and,"
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"Well, you're not gonna get away with it."
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"I am."
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"See, I knew you were lying when I found Vince's A.A. chip."
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"You used me like you used Frank."
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"And I knew it was only a matter of time"
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"before you tried to poison me, too."
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"So that's why that shot I took wasn't vodka."
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"-It was bleach. -What?"
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"-The universal poison antidote. -No, it's not."
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"-It's not? -I mean, if anything, you've ingested more poison."
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"No, you put bleach on poison, it cancels it out, I'm pretty sure."
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