Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Janitor Always Mops Twice (S14E14)

"(grunts)"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"So, how does an honest man end up spilling his guts"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"on a dive bar floor?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Don't ask me, pal. I'm just the janitor."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"CHARLIE: Let's go back to when it all began."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"It was a wet Tuesday night, half past closing time,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"when the drunks wobble home to their beds"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"and punch their tickets to an all-night ceiling-go-round."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"or maybe it had finished me."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"See, that morning I got called to a crime scene"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"in the men's bathroom."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"The victim? A handicap stall."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"The murderer? A butt."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"But whose butt?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"That, my friends, was the hundred-dollar question."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Ah, the hell with it."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"(exhales)"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"And that's when trouble walked in like it always does,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"on a great set of legs."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"I got a job for you."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Somebody spilled, and I don't mean to the Feds."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-I'm knocking off. -Knocking off?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Or knocking back? -Beat it, Stretch."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-I said I'm off the clock. -Oh. Want it the hard way, huh?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"(whistles)"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Says he won't do it."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Ah, we got a tough guy, eh?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Hey, Charlie, don't make me mop the floor with you, huh?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"(knuckles crack)"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Biscuit? Why, you little..."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"(muffled grunting)"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"(exhales)"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"he'll be up and chasing his tail again."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"You're gonna mop that floor, Charlie, or else."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"You see, the bar's been rented out tomorrow"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"for a private party."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Bigwig. Deep pockets."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"You know the type."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"If those floors aren't up to snuff,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"who do you think he'll blame?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"The handsome bartender?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Or the mop jockey in the coveralls?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"See you around, Charlie."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"CHARLIE: Mop the floor. That's easy enough."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Only it never stays mopped."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"That's the thing about messes."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"They never go away,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"only spread around."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"(door creaks)"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Well, hello, sweetheart."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"You know, they say any port in a storm,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"and this port just-- ah, shit, it's you."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Charlie, come quick. Something awful, just awful's happened."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"It's Frank. He's been diarrhea-poisoned."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Diarrhea-poisoned? -Mm-hmm."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"He's absolutely carpet-bombed my bathroom. And my carpet."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Huh. Lot of that going around. -Hmm."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Well, why didn't Frank call me himself?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Why send one of his goons?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"What? I'm no goon."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"I'm a knockout blonde with a body"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"that would make a statue blush."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Can you just come and get him, please?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"And also clean my apartment?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"I'll make it worth your while."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Ah, sure, I catch."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Either I take the job, or you and the other goons"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-play patty-cake with my kidneys. -Goddamn it!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"I'll buy you a new set of rags."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Hey, that's all you had to say. Let me get my hat."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"He's in the bedroom. Here, take a smoke."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"It smells like shit in there."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"All right. I'll also take a drink."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Make it stiff enough to stand on its head"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"and sing "Oh! Susanna.""
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"You can have tap."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"(grunts) Boy."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Charlie. What are you doing here? Who sent you?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Well, you're in the hot seat, so I'll ask the questions."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Who poisoned you? -Nobody."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Bad shrimp. -What? No."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
""I've been diarrhea-poisoned."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"That sounds like you."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Quit flapping your gums, goon! -(stomach grumbles)"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Yeah. -All right, you know what?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-big goon vibes, Dee. -All right. Uh..."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Very goonish. -DEE: Just don't ruin my chair."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Goddamn it."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"CHARLIE: All right, Frank, you don't want to talk names?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Let's talk about the weather instead."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"I was on my way to work. I bumped into a dope fiend."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Don't be a liar, Frankie-Boy, or your pants will catch on fire."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Or they would, if you were wearing any pants."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"No, my guess is, it started some time last night"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"when you were locking up Paddy's."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"You waited out the shit storm in the handicap stall."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"When I came in in the morning, you fled the scene,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"only your pants didn't make the trip."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"How am I doing?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-(grunts) -So that means"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"whoever got to you got to you last night."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"So who was it, Frank?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Lay off it, gum-scraper. I'm warning you."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"You mess with the toilet, you get the janitor."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"You won't help me? Then, fine."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"I'll catch the rat bastard myself."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"And, buddy, I found enough beef to open a hamburger store."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Trouble is, none of 'em had seen Frank in days."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"So it all meant diddly."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"When it got dark, I swung by Paddy's."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"I should've swung my head into a beehive."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"It would've been safer than turning that corner."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Leave me alone!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"You're making a big mistake."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Hey! What's the matter, Joe?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"They don't teach you manners at the School for Big Palookas?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"You think you can clean up this mess? Be my guest."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"I'm a janitor. Cleaning up messes is what I do."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Now dust, before I beat you like an old rug."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"He sized me up. But he didn't like the fit."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
Show more clips