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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Janitor Always Mops Twice (S14E14)

"ANNOUNCER: An FX original series."
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"ANNOUNCER: FXX presents..."
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"CHARLIE: I suppose I should start at the end."
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"I had already finished my shift,"
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"-Not interested. -Well, I ain't asking."
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"So? You know where we keep the mop."
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"I wonder what you'd do for a biscuit."
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"Don't worry. In five minutes,"
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"(thunder crashes)"
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"His words, not mine. He's stuck at my place."
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"-No? -No. I... (sighs)"
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"I get more of a goon vibe from you."
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"All right, go... (groans)"
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"I'm not a... (groans)"
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"The rat bastard liquefied my guts.""
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"Where were you when the brown lightning hit?"
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"He must have stuck me with a needle."
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"hightailed it to the nearest apartment-- Dee's--"
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"CHARLIE: The next day, I hit the pavement"
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"looking for anybody who had a problem with Frank."
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"The lady said scram."
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"But you'll be back."
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"No use crying over smashed pie."
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"But I'm trying to turn that all around,"
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"Oh, gee, there goes my rent money."
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"Funny."
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"You don't seem like the straightening type."
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"Maybe 'cause you got me all twisted."
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"Frank hosed us. Turns out this party's not for the bigwig."
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"Funny you should mention his guts,"
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"Charlie, I don't know what "diarrhea-poisoned" means,"
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"but, uh, I certainly didn't do it to Frank."
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"Goddamn. Is that Dee?"
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"I told her to stay home and watch Frank."
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"What is she doing?"
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"CHARLIE: Hang on, Dee."
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"(both shout)"
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"Dee paid me to cover her shift, hence the getup."
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"No reason, huh?"
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"so people get sick, of course."
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"-My God, that's disgusting. -It's an honest living."
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"Now, why is Frank trying to contaminate cherries?"
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"When someone flashes a roll of nickels at you,"
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"or where they want to put into you..."
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"-I'm not slapping you around again. -(sighs)"
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"(exhales)"
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"at least let me finish my drink first."
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"Well, then you'd have to say you missed me."
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"-All right, I'll put it down. -God."
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"So what you doing here, doll?"
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"Oh, sure, my arms are safe."
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"-Are you sure? -Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Goddamn it. Why are you smiling?"
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"-You're supposed to be dead. -I know. I can be dead and sexy."
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"-I want to be something better. -But you are the goon."
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"So what's the big idea here, fellas?"
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"Mac and I rescue the perfectly good cherries,"
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"-What? -Shut up!"
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"Yeah."
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"Well, I can't tell 'cause I'm not looking at you."
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"Are you still here?"
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"DENNIS: It's whatever I say it is."
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"He told me to meet him at Paddy's"
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"Cricket?"
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"-What? Who did this to you? -I did."
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"they bust, they sliced my stomach to bits."
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"My cherry scam?"
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"This goes all the way to city hall."
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"It all started when I bribed some bigwig"
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"Old folks homes for pineapple upside-down cake,"
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"-I'm not the bad guy here. It's... -Who is it?"
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"Who is it?"
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"And if I refuse?"
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"VINCE: What is...?"
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"(coughing): What-what is that?"
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"Huh."
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"I am, but Vince isn't."
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"I guess my pies are finally safe."
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"(chuckles)"
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"I guess I didn't want you to think of me as a petty criminal."
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"in those vats for months. Yeah."
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"They had turned into a slam-bang booze for the ages,"
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"Old folks homes,"
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"Sweet 16 parties,"
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"court-ordered rehab centers."
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"It was like shooting fish in a..."
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"(burps) And Vince?"
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"and he was a real buzzkill, literally."
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"Well, you were getting too close."
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"well, I can't have you following me."
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"Oh, yeah? And who's gonna stop me?"
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"-(gasps) -You used me."
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"The two things cancel--"
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"The gig's up, you ugly dame."
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"You're under arrest."
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"I mean, what are you talking about?"
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"-That doesn't even make sense. -Yeah, I switched things up."
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"-Ow! -You're out of here!"
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"Only now, you know the whole sticky situation."
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"-ALL: One! -Look what I just found."
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"What kind of people do you think you're gonna attract?"
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"(deep voices chanting) I... know... more."
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"I think I'd make a great drag queen. Like, for real."
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"(deep voices chanting)"
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"I work in the security industry."
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"Uh, once."
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"(hard rock music plays)"
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"(motor revs)"
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"(hissing)"
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"-Hey! Slow down! -(gasping)"
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"Mr. InBetween."
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"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
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"My end, that is."
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"That poor sap doing the two-step to nowhere is me."
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"Bet you're wondering how I got into this mess."
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"Well, like most stories, it started with a white lie"
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"and ended with the dark truth."
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"I needed a hospital, I needed a day off,"
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"I needed a pretty girl with soft lips and a nursing degree."
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"What I had was a mop, a bucket, and a bellyful of regret."
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