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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Arrested (S04E04)

"I remember one night, freshman year,"
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"a bunch of us on the Frisbee golf team got a case of Zima."
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"Enough zaid. More than enough."
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"I'm not gonna lie. Sometimes it bothers me how calm Phil is under pressure."
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"It's like-like I'm the one who's overreacting."
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"That's good. Let it out."
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"Jay, do you have some time today?"
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"We need to go and pick out a stroller. Just get whatever you want."
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"I mean, it's what you're gonna do anyway."
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"What I want is a husband who likes to go shopping for a stroller with me."
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"If you had a husband who liked picking out strollers, you wouldn't be having a baby."
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"So, who wants to come with me to the spoken word festival this evening?"
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"I only have two tickets, so somebody's gonna be disappointed."
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"You just woke up. How are you tired?"
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"Maybe because I'm turning food into a human!"
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"Jay will take you."
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"Sorry. I would love to go to the spoken word festival,"
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"but I'm already going to the I'd-rather-blow-my-brains-out jamboree."
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"I can't believe this. I'm living in a cultural wasteland."
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"With a heated pool."
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"Manny, vamos. You're gonna be late for school."
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"Oh, geez."
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"Hello, Dede. Good morning, Jay. Namaste."
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"- Let's not do this. - Oh, fine, silly."
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"I'm on my way to a retreat in Ojai."
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"Since I'm passing through town, I thought I'd pick up that photo album."
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"You know, it's really not a good time."
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"- Oh, please! - All right. I'll meet you on the street."
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"Drive by slow with the window open."
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"I was dreading Dede finding out that Gloria's pregnant."
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"It's the one thing Dede's hung on to-"
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"that she's the mother of my kids."
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"And considering their history-"
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"I- I wanna rip your head off! What?"
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"¡- Una loca peligrosa! - No! No!"
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"Huh? No, Dede!"
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"¡Ay! ¿ Qué pasa?"
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"I wasn't exactly looking forward to round four,"
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"especially now that Gloria's a bigger, slower target."
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"I'd normally be having breakfast right now."
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"- Hi, Dad. - Hey, Claire. Any updates?"
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"Not yet. But we 're almost there."
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"Last time you were over at the house, you were looking at that photo album."
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"- What'd you do with it? - Oh, Dad, that was me."
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"I think I put it on the shelf behind the bar."
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"- What are you doing there? - They asked me to come along in case they needed a lawyer."
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"Shouldn't they have a real lawyer?"
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"Oh, God. Should we? I am a real lawyer, people."
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"Environmental law is a thing."
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"Don't get all sensitive on me."
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"I mean, someone who doesn't defend pandas."
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"Yeah, Dad, 'cause that's what I do. I defend pandas in court."
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"That's adorable. You know what I'm talking about."
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"Haley needs somebody who knows criminal law, like Perry Mason."
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"Okay. So I'm not a real lawyer, but Perry Mason is?"
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"Oh, hell."
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"Oh, mostly fine."
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"I have something called a telescoping uterus."
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"Long story. Aw, geez."
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"Out of my way! Out of my way!"
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"I can't breathe! This boy can't breathe."
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"He's having a severe allergic reaction."
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"No. You're squeezing me. He needs medicine. His throat is closing up."
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"Okay. Hold on."
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"We have an allergic reaction. A young boy."
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"Obstructed breathing. What happened?"
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"Well, somebody gave him some soy bacon that was so good,"
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"he couldn't tell the difference."
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"Mitchell, I can't talk right now."
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"Cam, it's Claire. My phone died."
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"I just wanted to make sure the kids got to school okay. Of course they did."
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"Why wouldn't they have? I hear we got a boy who can't breathe?"
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"Right here. What was that?"
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"I'm just watching an original Lifetime movie called The Boy Who Can't Breathe."
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"That sounded like Alex. Nope. Just Amanda Bynes. Okay, gotta go."
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"Cam. Cam?"
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"That's weird."
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"I can't believe how much Dad belittles me. What were there-five, six?"
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"I edited the law review. I passed the bar on my first try."
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"I have a briefcase. I'm counting them on the way back."
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"- Can we focus? - Uh, hi. We're here for Haley Dunphy."
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"I'm Mitchell Pritchett. I'm Miss Dunphy's attorney."
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"I'd like to confer with my client now. Thank you."
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"All you have to do is post bail, and she's all yours."
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"Really? Oh."
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"That's- That's fantastic."
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"Sir, I am in no mood to defend my daughter today, believe me."
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"Okay. But do you think it is the best use of resources..."
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"to lock up college kids who've had a few drinks?"
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"Ma'am, your daughter was charged with resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer."
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"What? Ooh."
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"Wow."
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"You probably should have called a real lawyer,"
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"Look, this has gotta be some kind of mistake."
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"Our daughter's tiny. There's no way she assaulted anyone."
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"Insulted, maybe. Was-Was the cop wearing white socks and dark shoes?"
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"- That really sets her off. - Maybe you should watch this."
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"Stop! Put your hands where I can see 'em!"
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"Oh! Okay. No-That's very blurry footage."
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"How can we be sure that that's Haley?"
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"Don't you move. Don't hurt me! I'm just a student!"
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"I'm Haley Dunphy!"
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"So hot."
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"Hot in here. No."
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"How long is this gonna take?"
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"I should be in school. I'm missing biology right now."
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"You're in a hospital. Just step out into the hallway."
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"Listen to the nurses and doctors talk."
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"You'll learn more about science and humanity here..."
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"than you would in a classroom in an entire semester."
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"Attention!"
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"If there's a yogurt in the fridge that says "Theresa,""
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"then only Theresa gets to eat it!"
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"Oh, good God. Okay, Luke, the opening is supposed to be in the back."
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"No way. I don't want people to see my butt. Do I have to get another shot?"
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"Are you going to cry again? Should she be here?"
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"Okay, you know what? Nobody's getting any more shots."
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"We just have to wait for the swelling to go down. All right?"
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"I'm gonna go check on a little paperwork. I'll be right back."
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"But if it doesn't go down,"
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