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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Arrested (S04E04)

"that leg might have to come off."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sweet. Take them both."
Modern Family (2009)
"Then I could get some of those blade legs and finally be able to dunk."
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"How you feeling, champ? What do we got here?"
Modern Family (2009)
"The patient presents bronchial inflammation, dermal pruritis and minor angioedema."
Modern Family (2009)
"Who can tell me the cause?"
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"It's an allergic reaction to soy."
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"Stay with Luke."
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"What is taking so long?"
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"Well, in my experience, these things can take time, so settle in."
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"- This could be a while. - There she is."
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"Damn it! Oh, thank God."
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"You okay? Yeah, I'm fine, Mom."
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"Oh! What the hell were you thinking? What happened?"
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"Well, it's not a big deal, okay?"
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"There was a party, and people were drinking."
Modern Family (2009)
"So the police showed up, and everybody ran. So I did too."
Modern Family (2009)
"And I started climbing down this fire escape."
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"Oh, God. And then I heard a cop yell to put your hands up."
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"So I did, and I fell onto him."
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"You could have been killed. Haley, you're supposed to be an adult."
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"How could you do something so childish and so stupid?"
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"Okay, okay. Let's calm down."
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"We're all a little tired and cranky."
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"Best thing we can do right now is get out of here, go get some waffles."
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"I don't want waffles, Phil, okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm upset, and I want to deal with this."
Modern Family (2009)
"All right, I got some bad news here."
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"This afternoon, Haley has to appear before a disciplinary board,"
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"which will decide whether or not she gets kicked out of school."
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"What? Oh, wait. Wait. No, I got that wrong."
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"Ah! Oh, no, I got it right!"
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"Yes! Score."
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"One for me."
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"It's what it sounds like. It literally telescopes. You see, what happens is-"
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"Dede, I hate to rush this, but I'm late for a meeting."
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"Oh. It's been great seeing you, but can I walk you out?"
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"Okay. Sure."
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"Ay, Jay, it's so weird."
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"The moment I came through the door, the baby started kicking like crazy,"
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"like it's trying to claw its way out of me."
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"¡Bruja!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I don't believe it."
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"Uh, Dede, don't get all crazy about this."
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"What's happening? Her brain-It snapped."
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"Oh! You're going to be a father again, at your age."
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"And here you were thinking you would just sail off into the sunset..."
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"with your beautiful young wife, not a care in the world."
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"This is fantastic."
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"I think my uterus just fixed itself."
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"Don't ask."
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"Oh. Oh. Oh, no."
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"Who lives like this?"
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"When I had a dorm room, it was-oh, it was spotless."
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"Can we just agree that girls are dirtier than boys?"
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"What should we do? I'd like to start by picking up some of these clothes."
Modern Family (2009)
"I meant about the hearing, Felix. Do we have a game plan?"
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"I think the best thing we can do is walk in there as a family..."
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"and let 'em know we support Haley no matter what."
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"At this rate, we are going to be supporting Haley for the rest of our lives."
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"Okay. I just sat on half a peach, so I-"
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"No. I can't do this. I'm-I'm waiting outside."
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"Disgusting. What are you wearing?"
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"- What? What's wrong with it? - Honey, you are fighting for your future..."
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"in front of a disciplinary committee,"
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"not entertaining the Secret Service."
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"In Legally Blonde, Elle won her case..."
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"because she was true to herself and dressed cute."
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"Haley, this is real life, not an excellent movie."
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"Honey, just put on something else and take down the makeup."
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"Why are you guys acting like this is my fault?"
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"Everybody was drinking. Everybody ran."
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"I just got caught. If anything, I'm the victim here."
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"What? Just stop- Just stop talking, Haley."
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"You're not the victim here. You're the one who screwed up!"
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"You made one bad decision after another,"
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"and now you're about to blow everything your mother and I worked so hard to give you."
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"And the worst thing is, you don't seem to care."
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"We all got up at 3:00 a.m. this morning to bail you out of jail!"
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"We haven't eaten a thing. And you know what I haven't heard from you yet?"
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""I'm sorry, Mom. I screwed up, Dad. Please forgive me.""
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"Now put on some real clothes. We'll see you at the hearing. Do not be late!"
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"- Come on. - Where are you going?"
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"To get that man a waffle."
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"There. There. Did you feel it kicking? Oh, yes! Oh!"
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"I remember those."
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"Yeah, Claire kicked me as soon as she grew legs,"
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"and she didn't stop until she was four."
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"Not Manny."
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"He was so calm. I think that he was reading in there."
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"This is beautiful."
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"Look at you two, having a conversation like old friends."
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"Well, it's easier to talk to her when she's not choking me."
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"I'm sorry. I went through a bad patch there..."
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"when I was trying to find the right balance with my meds."
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"I recently discovered my cat Frances buried in the backyard."
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"I'm just praying that she died first."
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"Maybe you can dog-sit for the shoe eater one day."
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"Oh. Well, she is a funny-looking thing."
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"Don't listen to them. You're beautiful."
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"Turns out Gloria being pregnant somehow made Dede think of her..."
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"as less trophy, more human."
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"And all the animosity she had for Gloria just... wafted up in the air."
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"I hope you're hiring a nanny..."
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"because this one won't lift a finger."
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"And landed right on top of me."
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"I don't remember him changing a single diaper."
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"You can't even remember killing your cat."
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"Oh, I don't think I did. But I'm sure that you never changed any diapers."
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"It's just that you were better at it than I was."
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"Oh, so I guess I was better at late-night feedings..."
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"and cleaning spit-up too."
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"You know what?"
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"He wouldn't help me pick up a stroller or a blanket..."
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"or a bouncy chair."
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"Oh, well, I had to get that stuff on my own."
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"He was just useless."
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"Makes all sense now why you became so crazy."
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