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Clips from Seinfeld - The Invitations (S07E07)

"That's right, I don't like her."
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"Everything you think, she thinks. No, I can't take it."
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"I can't take it, Jerry."
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"It's too much! It's too much."
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"Well, if you can't take her, maybe you can't take me either."
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"So that's how it's gonna be?"
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"That's how it's gonna be."
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"Oh, God help us!"
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"[♪]"
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"MAN: Can I help you?"
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"Uh, yeah. I, uh--"
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"and he didn't say "hello.""
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"That's our policy."
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"Jim, can I see you for a second?"
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"Yes, can you give me a minute?"
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"Yeah."
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"be right over."
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"What is this, oak?"
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"Pine is good."
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"Yeah, pine's okay."
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"Yeah, pine's okay."
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"You wanted to see me? Yeah."
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"Ahem. Jim, our man here says, uh..."
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"You know, like a friendly greeting. "Hey.""
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"That's a tough one."
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"You know, let me bring some other people in on this."
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"Barbara, Jane, Mike, can I--? Can I see you, please?"
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"What's up?"
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"Excuse us for just one minute."
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"Thanks."
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"Thanks. Thanks, everybody."
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"Well, we've discussed this. Here's the feeling."
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"Well, we've discussed this. Here's the feeling."
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"[ALL LAUGHING]"
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"Wait a second. George!"
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"George Costanza, come in here!"
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"Georgie boy."
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"George, big news. I'm gettin' married."
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"September 21st, first day of autumn."
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"All that crap."
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"Oh, good for you. And look,"
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"champagne. Hey."
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"champagne. Hey."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"JERRY: Well, this has been quite a night."
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"Hey,"
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"How do they get the caffeine out of there?"
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"And then where does it go?"
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"[GRUNTS]"
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"That's a shame."
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"I'll just have a cup of coffee."
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"More cereal?"
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"You had it for breakfast and lunch."
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"Hey. So, what's the deal with brunch?"
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"I mean, if it's a combination of breakfast and lunch,"
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"Hey!"
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"Frank just called me. Congratulations."
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"Thanks. Thanks."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Come on. Come on. What's the matter?"
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"No, all of a sudden it hit me. I realized what the problem is."
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"I can't take it! I can't take it!"
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"It's too bad you got engaged."
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"Yeah, too bad."
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"Hello? Oh, hey, George."
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"What?"
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"What happened?"
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"Yeah."
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"I wonder what happened."
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"I don't know. Oh, uh, there's the doctor."
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"Excuse me, are you the husband?"
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"Well, not yet. Fiancé."
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"Yes. Well,"
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"I'm sorry."
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"She's...gone."
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"What's that?"
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"She expired."
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"So..."
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"Huh."
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"Let me ask you..."
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"inexpensive...glue?"
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"We found traces of a certain toxic adhesive"
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"We were expecting about 200 people."
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"Well..."
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"Thank you, doctor."
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"MAN [OVER P.A.]: Blue team to ICU, please. Blue team, ICU."
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"gone."
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"Dead?"
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"I'm..."
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"Poor Lilly."
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"Susan."
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"Apparently the, uh, glue"
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"Ah."
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"Well, that's weird."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah?"
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"Well..."
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"now I'm engaged."
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"Hey."
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"What can I tell you?"
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"All right."
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"GEORGE: Come on, let's, uh, get some coffee."
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"Uh, yes, I'd like to speak with Marisa Tomei, please."
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"It's George Costanza."
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"Yeah, I was just calling because I wanted you to know"
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"Well, uh, she died."
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"Toxic glue from the wedding invitations."
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"Well, we were expecting about 200 people."
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"Yeah. Anyway, um..."
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"I've got the funeral tomorrow but, um..."
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"[LINE CLICKS]"
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"Hello?"
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""Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson"
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""at the returning of their daughter"
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"The most expensive are in the front."
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"No, no, it's Lilly."
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"I can't do this. Look at me."
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"It's something."
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"Hey. Hey! Hey."
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