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Clips from Seinfeld - The Invitations (S07E07)

"What do you mean?"
Seinfeld
"Yeah, well, once he gets married, that's it."
Seinfeld
"So it's just gonna be me and Kramer?"
Seinfeld
"Yeah, thanks."
Seinfeld
"Oh, I..."
Seinfeld
"What? The shirt you got on under your sweater."
Seinfeld
"I don't want any women ushers at my wedding."
Seinfeld
"Oh, yeah, well, big smoker."
Seinfeld
"I gave it up for a while, but it was too tough."
Seinfeld
"[GASPING] I'm addicted. They got a hold on me."
Seinfeld
"No, I know what I want."
Seinfeld
"And for you?"
Seinfeld
"is offering $100 if you go in there"
Seinfeld
"I've been looking for all these years."
Seinfeld
"Myself."
Seinfeld
"No, no, you said "hey.""
Seinfeld
"You're taking that much too literally."
Seinfeld
"All right, all right."
Seinfeld
"Get outta here."
Seinfeld
"You don't have any money. I make more money than you do."
Seinfeld
"[CRASH] KRAMER; Oh, g--!"
Seinfeld
"Jerry."
Seinfeld
"Yeah, well, I went in there, and they said, "Hey.""
Seinfeld
"What's wrong with her?"
Seinfeld
"Ugh, awful."
Seinfeld
"I was in here the other day, and I went up to that teller,"
Seinfeld
"Yeah, but he wouldn't give me the money. Mm-hm."
Seinfeld
"Sir, have a seat."
Seinfeld
"[EXHALES]"
Seinfeld
"what's the deal with decaf?"
Seinfeld
"I don't know."
Seinfeld
"how come there's no "lupper," or no "linner"?"
Seinfeld
"I mean, I'm sure I'll learn to like her, Jerry."
Seinfeld
"Oh, come on."
Seinfeld
"I hate myself!"
Seinfeld
"Are you sure?"
Seinfeld
"she's dead?"
Seinfeld
"She's, uh..."
Seinfeld
"so sorry, George."
Seinfeld
"But..."
Seinfeld
"now I'm engaged."
Seinfeld
"Yeah?"
Seinfeld
"Marisa, hi. It's, uh--"
Seinfeld
"I-I'm the short, funny, quirky bald man"
Seinfeld
"you met a little while ago. Heh."
Seinfeld
"my weekend is pretty wide open, and..."
Seinfeld
"you know, I was wondering--"
Seinfeld
"It's a lot easier to blend into a sea of people"
Seinfeld
"when they're asked to sign a prenup"
Seinfeld
"No-ooh."
Seinfeld
"What's happening?"
Seinfeld
"[GRUNTS]"
Seinfeld
"had she been exposed to any kind of..."
Seinfeld
"I'm Jerry Seinfeld."
Seinfeld
"All right."
Seinfeld
""I made a terrible mistake."
Seinfeld
"Remember I told you about the bank? Yeah."
Seinfeld
"You just read it and mail it right back."
Seinfeld
"Well, those are Susan's friends."
Seinfeld
"All right, I'll call Elaine. We'll meet you down there."
Seinfeld
"Can I do this?"
Seinfeld
"I wouldn't sign one."
Seinfeld
"No. No, that's not true. I said "hey.""
Seinfeld
"Just one minute."
Seinfeld
"I'd have to check."
Seinfeld
"No, no, no, no, no."
Seinfeld
"You see? I kept up my end of the pact."
Seinfeld
"Well, she was sending out our wedding invitations."
Seinfeld
"Seems a--"
Seinfeld
"Yeah, but he wouldn't give me the money. Mm-hm."
Seinfeld
"So I guess..."
Seinfeld
"Oh, my God. You saved my life."
Seinfeld
"Yeah. Me too."
Seinfeld
"we'd just drive around sticking fliers in windshields, you know."
Seinfeld
"All right."
Seinfeld
"Ah, the day."
Seinfeld
"what am I gonna get to be in the wedding party?"
Seinfeld
"What? Oh, by the way,"
Seinfeld
"Yeah, you're probably right."
Seinfeld
"Because it's a stupid idea."
Seinfeld
"It happens."
Seinfeld
"Oh, really? That's nice."
Seinfeld
"Just sign here."
Seinfeld
"Thank you."
Seinfeld
"I have to be unfettered."
Seinfeld
"GEORGE: Listen, I was talking"
Seinfeld
"I'll take it. All right, sir."
Seinfeld
"Jeannie left?"
Seinfeld
"[THROAT CRACKLES]"
Seinfeld
"I think if the wedding invitations"
Seinfeld
"I write a letter and then I go to China."
Seinfeld
"You don't ask."
Seinfeld
"Hey, Elaine, if a guy wanted to end a relationship with you,"
Seinfeld
"[TSKS]"
Seinfeld
"about George's wedding."
Seinfeld
"Hey, did you hear the bank on the corner"
Seinfeld
"You've been demoted. Why?"
Seinfeld
"Jerry. Hey, Jerry."
Seinfeld
"Ask her to sign a prenup."
Seinfeld
"Ugh, awful."
Seinfeld
"Well, then you are entitled to $100."
Seinfeld
"But that's not "hello.""
Seinfeld
"Married? What?"
Seinfeld
"Frank just called me. Congratulations."
Seinfeld
"[PHONE RINGS]"
Seinfeld
"Well, not yet. Fiancé."
Seinfeld
"commonly found in very low-priced envelopes."
Seinfeld
"Well, I thought we'd both be getting married."
Seinfeld
"Hello?"
Seinfeld
"Excuse me."
Seinfeld
"Will you marry me?"
Seinfeld