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Clips from Seinfeld - The Invitations (S07E07)

"It's stupid, it's stupid!"
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"Stupid. It's stupid."
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"Hey, hey, hey, look out!"
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"Oh, my God. You saved my life."
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"Shouldn't there be some kind of reward for that?"
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"You should be a lot more careful crossing the street."
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"See? To me, this is a waste."
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"and when it finally does,"
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"it only sticks up half an inch out of your collar."
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"I like it."
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"GEORGE: Listen, I was talking"
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"that she would really like to be an usher at the wedding."
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"And while we're on the subject, Kramer's not an usher either."
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"He doesn't even know my name."
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"Oh. That was an honest mistake. No."
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"He's too weird."
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"He'd fall or something. He'd ruin the whole ceremony."
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"Yeah, you're, uh... You're probably right."
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"What are you doing?"
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"[COUGHING]"
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"I've always smoked."
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"You know..."
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"[COUGHING]"
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"...I don't got the willpower."
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"Well, I can't stop now."
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"[GASPING] I'm addicted. They got a hold on me."
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"Well, you are gonna have to quit."
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"WOMAN: Menus?"
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"A bowl of Cheerios, not too much milk."
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"Okay, two bowls of Cheerios."
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"You too?"
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"Yeah."
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"Come on. What's with you?"
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"I think I'm in love."
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"Oh, come on."
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"I was crossing the street. I was almost hit by a car."
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"The whole thing just seemed like a dream."
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"If a guy saved your life, you'd be in love with him too."
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"No, no, this woman is different. She's incredible."
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"She's just like me."
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"She talks like me. She acts like me."
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"She even orders cereal in a restaurant."
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"Wait a minute, I just realized what's going on."
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"What? Now I know what"
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"You're freakin' me out!"
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"Yes, I did. No. No, you didn't."
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"Hundred dollars. I get $100."
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"if you're not greeted with a "hello.""
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"I wanna speak with the manager."
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"Well, he's not here right now."
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"Then I'll be back."
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"ELAINE: So I'm not gonna be an usher?"
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"ELAINE: So I'm not gonna be an usher?"
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"GEORGE: No."
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"So I'm nothing?"
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"Kramer is an usher,"
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"and I am nothing?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Because you called her by the wrong name."
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"But she really looks like a Lilly."
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"Susan says I can't be an usher at the wedding."
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"Hey, George, I think I wanna bring a date to the wedding."
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"Who?"
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"I just met her. She's incredible."
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"I just met her. She's incredible."
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"Now I'm gonna be stuck at the singles' table"
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"with all the losers?"
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"You can go with Kramer."
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"Weddings are a great place to meet chicks."
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"Do I need this?"
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"I have got to get out of this thing."
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"Did you try the cigarettes?"
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"Yeah, they made me sick."
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"Let's get down here."
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"Yeah."
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"All right. I got two words for you:"
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"Pre-nup."
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"Prenup, what does that mean?"
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"What does that do?"
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"Because most women"
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"are so offended, they back out of the marriage."
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"Elaine?"
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"Prenup."
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"Prenup."
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"Kramer."
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"Hi. Hi."
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"Hey, I've been going over the list."
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"Oh, got to invite the Drake."
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"Listen, um..."
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"There's something that's been on my mind,"
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"and it's-- It's kind of important to me."
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"What is it?"
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"Well, I-I've put a lot of thought into this,"
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"and I think that I would like you"
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"A prenup?"
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"Yeah."
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"[SNORTS]"
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"What's so funny?"
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"Yeah, give me the papers, I'll sign 'em."
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"A prenup."
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"[SOFT ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]"
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"[EXHALES]"
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"Hey, Jeannie. Hello."
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"It's the same thing."
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"Oh, big surprise."
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"Delivery from Melody Stationers."
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"Yeah."
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"See you later."
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"Oh, these are so cheap."
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"And this time we're not skimping."
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"She's coming to my act tonight."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, that's nice."
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"I'm sure that's right up her alley."
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"What's with you? Nothing."
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"Something on your mind? No."
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"Looks like there is. No."
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"Come on, something's on your mind. Out with it."
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"Huh? You don't like her?"
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"That's right, I don't like her."
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