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Clips from Seinfeld - The Invitations (S07E07)

"I can't be with someone like me."
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"If anything, I need to be with someone"
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"the complete opposite of me."
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"It's too much, it's too much, Kramer."
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"Really?"
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"They took Susan to the hospital."
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"So she was just lying there?"
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"Yes, of course."
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"Yes."
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"Why?"
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"Well, she was sending out our wedding invitations."
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"That's probably what did it."
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"Susan."
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"How did it happen?"
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"in the wedding invitations was, uh..."
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"...toxic."
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"you're not getting married."
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"We had a pact!"
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"[♪]"
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"that, uh, I'm not engaged anymore."
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"Well, we were expecting about 200 people."
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"were left up to the men,"
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"Not even typed up either."
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"Just magic markers, Xeroxed, you know."
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""Party!""
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""request the honor of your presence"
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"back to Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson.""
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"Hi."
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"Yes, we'd like some wedding invitations."
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"Oh! Well, congratulations."
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"Thank you. Yeah, thank you."
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"When's the wedding?"
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"June. Late June."
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"They're arranged in order of price."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Uh..."
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"I don't know, what-- What about this one?"
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"Uh, to tell you the truth,"
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"they haven't manufactured that one for a number of years."
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"I might have a couple boxes left"
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"in our warehouse in New Jersey."
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"Oh, no."
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"George, that's so ugly."
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"We don't want that."
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"Why don't they make them anymore?"
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"Well, for one thing, the glue isn't very adhesive."
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"It takes a lot of moisture to make them stick."
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"Hey, Kramer."
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"KRAMER: Hey, George."
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"Lilly."
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"It's Susan."
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"Well, you-- You look like a Lilly."
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"It's coming, Jerry, it's coming."
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"What's coming?"
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"The day."
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"We ordered the wedding invitations today."
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"Nothing can stop it now, nothing."
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"Look at me, I can't do this."
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"I can't do it. Help me, Jerry, help me."
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"I can't."
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"You know what kind of a scene that would be?"
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"I'd rather be unhappy for the rest of my life"
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"than go through something like that. I can't! I can't!"
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"I've tried to psyche myself up a million times."
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"I cannot go through that!"
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"All right, take it easy. Just take it easy."
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"What about a letter?"
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"A letter?"
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"I disappear in a sea of people for like six months, a year."
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""Dear Susan,"
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"I'm really, really sorry.""
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"That's it?"
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"Right. My job!"
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"Write a letter, move to another borough. Move to Staten Island."
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"Yeah, yeah. Staten Island."
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"What about my clothes? How do I get the clothes?"
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"Ah, you come back for your clothes."
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"I'm not going back in there."
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"Well, I'm not starting up a whole new wardrobe now!"
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"Look, freedom and no clothes is a lot better"
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"than no freedom with clothes."
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"If she would just take a plane somewhere."
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"It's a million to one."
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"The wedding is like a month away."
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"Well, Jerry's gonna be the best man"
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"and Kramer's gonna be the usher. So, what am I gonna be?"
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"I don't know, I don't think you're anything."
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"Well, I have to be something."
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"I'm a close friend."
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"Well...wh-what about being a bridesmaid?"
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"[SCOFFS]"
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"Well, then how about being an usher?"
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"All right, I'll-- I'll ask Susan about it later."
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"You tell."
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"What about the letter?"
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"Should I think about the letter?"
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"what could he do?"
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"Start smoking."
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"But you don't smoke."
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"You know, I think I'm starting to get a little depressed"
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"Really?"
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"She'll probably get pregnant. They'll move to Westchester."
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"Then it'll be just me, you and Kramer."
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"No, not me, pal."
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"I can't keep this up much longer."
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"Yeah, just you and Kramer."
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"See ya."
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"[♪]"
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"Hey, buddy."
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"Hey, I thought of a great invention for driving."
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"A periscope in a car so you can see the traffic."
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"Now, how are you gonna drive"
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"while you're looking through a periscope?"
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"while you're looking through a periscope?"
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"Besides which,"
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"There's no room for a periscope in a car."
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"Oh, you make a higher roof."
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"They're not making higher roofs."
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"No one's gonna go for it. Don't you understand?"
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