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Clips from South Park (1997) - The Pandemic Special (S24E24)

"of the COVID pandemic."
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"Y-Yes, we've been able to trace the virus"
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"and confirm that it did, in fact, come from"
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"a seedy part of China."
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"Ha! Told ya!"
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"to a certain bat in Wuhan."
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"A bat in Wuhan?"
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"What we still don't understand is,"
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"how did a transmitted disease get from a bat to a human?"
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"How can a virus jump species like that?"
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"We just don't know."
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"She is so hot!"
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"Randy, you gotta try it! Go ahead. Take a turn."
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"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!"
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"If they're letting us go back to school,"
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"I mean, doesn't this mean things are finally going back to normal?"
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"What?! Fucking what?! Ha ha."
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"What do you want, Marsh?! I'm in the fucking weeds here!"
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"I've fucked a lot of bats!"
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"I remember... right after, I got really sick,"
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"You told me to fuck the bat!"
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"You didn't quarantine yourself after you got home?!"
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"Nobody knew anything about COVID when I fucked the bat!"
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"Look. We can't let scientists find that bat."
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"If she finds out I started the pandemic,"
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"Dude, you are not gonna believe this."
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"Is your dad home, Kyle? We need to talk to a lawyer."
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"- Mr. Broflovski?! - Dude, get outta my house!"
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"They're gonna try and make us go back to school."
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"Dude, you could be spreading germs!"
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"- So?! - "So?" What the fuck?"
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"You really wanna go back to that slavery?!"
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"I want an education!"
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"You crazy, psychotic... Kyle, we need to get a lawyer"
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"You really wanna spend the next year on Zoom?"
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"You don't have to be on Zoom."
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"There's a million ways around it!"
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"Mark my words, Kyle."
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"First, they'll force us back to school,"
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"then they'll take social distancing away from us completely,"
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"and I'll be out of my room having to hang out with you!"
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"You're out of your room hanging out with me now."
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"- Oh, my God. - They won't get away with this!"
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"Hey! Excuse me!"
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"No, no, listen. You... You're awesome."
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"All this horrible stuff going on, and..."
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"Y-You see, I..."
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"I lost my wife. To the virus."
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"My kids, I..."
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"I don't even know how to talk to them."
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"Thank God."
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"It's a great special. It really is."
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"- Okay. - No, it's an awesome special."
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"A-And it was a great idea to do a special."
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"Okay, okay! Just stop!"
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"M'kay, welcome, parents, to this all-school town meeting"
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"back into the classroom."
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"Can everyone hear me m'kay?"
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"We believe we can welcome students back on Monday. M'kay?"
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"How are you going to do this?"
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"Yeah, what happens when my son is sitting in a room"
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"with Craig Tucker, whose father"
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"doesn't even wear a mask outside?"
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"Oh, here we fucking go again! Stop mask shaming, Stotch!"
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"down around your chin. That's a chin diaper."
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"There's no real proof that a mask"
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"even fucking does anything!"
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"Spoken like a true redneck!"
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"Oh, fuck you!"
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"M'kay, m'kay, everyone! Alright!"
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"I'll just sit here with you all on mute."
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"M'kay. Now, let's try this again."
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"I saw Wendy's mother not wearing a mask"
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"in the changing room at Ross."
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"The fuck are you doing"
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"spying on me in the changing room?!"
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"M'kay! Boom! You're all muted!"
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"M'kay? I can do this all day!"
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"Now, we've made changes at the school,"
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"and we feel prepared to welcome your students back."
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"Mr. Donovan."
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"I don't care what changes you've made."
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"My son Clyde is not going to class!"
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"And that is your prerogative. Mute!"
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"I thought that the issue was the teachers not coming back."
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"That is correct."
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"But... we have hired all new teachers. M'kay."
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"These are people who have recently lost their jobs"
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"due to recent events and are desperate for work."
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"M'kay. So they'll do just about anything."
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"Alright, men!"
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"totally beyond our control, we have lost most of our funding."
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"But this new venture will be great,"
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"and I know we will all thrive as elementary schoolteachers."
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"This might be our last chance at a job,"
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"so I don't want any unnecessary deaths."
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"And let's show this town just what great leaders we can be."
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"All over South Park this morning,"
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"children are getting ready for their first day of class."
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"they're closer to finding a vaccine."
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"Oh, cool! Turn it up!"
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"Tom, I'm standing in front of the newly built"
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"viral research center where scientists say they have found"
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"The creature was located in China"
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"and then flown to the facility here"
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"where scientists are studying it thoroughly."
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"They think they're about to find a vaccine."
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"Yes, now that we have the animal in our possession,"
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"we'll finally be able to unlock what caused a virus"
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"Who cares what started coronavirus?!"
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"You guys are being racist!"
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"but what you found was not a bat. Is that correct?"
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"We were able to break down the virus enough"
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"to see there was actually no bat involved."
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"No bat involved. No bat involved!"
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"♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪"
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"♪ It wasn't a bat, it wasn't a bat ♪"
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"♪ In your face, it wasn't a bat ♪"
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"And what exactly is pholidota?"
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"It's a pangolin. And here it is right over here."
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