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Clips from The Simpsons - A Star Is Torn (S16E16)

"Is that green enough for you, sweetie?"
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"Cause I can make it greener."
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"No, it's fine."
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"Alas, my love. You do me wrong"
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"To cast me off discourteously..."
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"That's Cameron."
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"Girls go crazy over him."
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"He's cute, unthreatening, and his smile brought a puppy back to life."
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"Don't worry, honey."
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"The song I wrote you is so schmaltzy,"
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"it'll make "Moon River" sound like a farting orangutan."
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"My kitty died on Christmas Eve"
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"Daddy told me to be brave"
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"But instead of singing carols I was digging"
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"Snowball's grave..."
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"God, I miss Lisa's cat so much."
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"All right, you know how it works."
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"Every week, we eliminate one contestant based"
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"on the votes cast by you,the audience."
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"Disclaimer: All ballots were lost and vote totals made up."
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"The first contestant eliminated is... Katie Anderson."
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"Katie, you were the first victim of the Buzz Cola trapdoor."
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"Fall into the flavor hole!"
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"And the next contestant to be eliminated is..."
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"Clarissa."
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"Yeah, it's you, honey."
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"Please don't cry."
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"Keep crying."
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"It's dynamite."
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"Sweetie, tonight, you were perfect."
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"Marge, Lisa and I were just discussing how to improve tonight's performance."
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"Now you're confusing her by telling her she was perfect."
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"Mr. Simpson, I brought those Twizzlers you asked for."
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"My little girl likes Red Vines!"
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"You little...!"
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"Mr. Simpson, please stop!"
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"You think I can't kill you?"
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"There's a hundred little punks graduating"
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"from Syracuse this year that would beg to kiss my ass."
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"Let go."
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"Get out of here."
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"He's crazy."
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"Daddy got you your candy."
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"Yeah. For once, couldn't you just turn into a good father?"
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"Would that be so hard?"
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"Living through Lisa is the healthiest thing that ever happened to me."
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"But, Dad, you don't need to help me by humiliating people."
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"You love sausage, but you hate to see it getting made."
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"I don't love sausage."
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"Then would you like to see it getting made?"
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"Dad..."
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"you're fired."
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"Fired? Me?"
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"Everything I did, I did for you."
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"Dad, I'm sorry you're hurt, but you left me no choice."
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"You were obnoxious at a level not even permitted in show business."
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"Do you know the hours I worked?"
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"The people I had to yell at?"
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"The tires I had to slash?"
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"It's called schmoozing!"
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"Hell, I'll even go shoe shopping."
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"Hey, come back!"
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"I'm calming down!"
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"We'll have family fun!"
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"Family fun!"
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"Hey, everybody, I brought a guest."
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"Someone who appreciates my in-your-face management style."
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"Smart move."
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"Soon the whole world will be lining up to suck my nose."
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"After I make my new client a star."
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"Hey, Simpson family."
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"How can I touch your hearts tonight?"
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"You're working with Cameron now?"
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"His name isn't Cameron anymore."
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"He's now "Johnny Rainbow.""
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"Mr. Simpson, about that..."
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"I'm not Mr. Simpson."
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"That ship has sailed."
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"I'm Colonel Cool."
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"And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars."
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"So, are you a colonel or a captain?"
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"Neither. I'm both."
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"All right,"
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"I wanna teach you a little something about jazz hands."
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"Now don't stop till it's as natural as breathing."
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"Actually, I think your father's still upset"
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"about the way things went down."
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"Marge. Bart."
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"Maggie. Santa's Little Helper."
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"Lisa."
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"Dad, I don't want things to be awful between us."
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"I made you some cookies."
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"I don't think cookies are going to make me feel better."
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"Oh. Oh, God."
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"They're delicious."
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"Oh, I'm so happy."
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"Oh, God, they're..."
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"They're gone."
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"This lighting's a little bright."
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"And , could I get a red wash in the background?"
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"Sorry, hon, this is all we got."
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"Okay Morty, gimme a rose-colored spot, tight to mid-chest"
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"and an aqua background with an astronaut on a surfboard."
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"Sure thing, Mr. S."
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"Lisa, at the end of your song,"
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"remember to look into the spotlight."
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"It makes your eyes twinkle."
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"You're welcome."
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"This is our final night."
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"30 contestants have already fallen through our Buzz Cola trapdoor."
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"Let us out."
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"Hey, you're supposed to clean this out every night."
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"What do you mean, talk to your shop steward?"
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"Now let's welcome the first of our two finalists,"
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"Lisa Simpson."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I have a confession to make."
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"Something that expresses what's really in my heart."
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"I'm in the final two I should be happy."
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"But all I want to do is spend more time with my pappy"
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"Now that you're gone, Dad"
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