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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Conjugal Configuration (S12E12)

"Can you believe our little lamb is finally getting married?"
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"...I now pronounce you husband and wife."
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"so the villagers can see that we consummated."
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"considering where we're starting our honeymoon."
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"Two pieces that interlock with a satisfying snap."
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"While you were sleeping, I ordered room service."
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"Voilà!"
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"- Oh, that's great. - Hey! - Congratulations."
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"to guesting on the local news"
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"Hey, your husband's the one who took me."
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"They're not; they just posted a picture"
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"- Real or Lego? -Lego."
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"We'll lock the door, we'll call the pol..."
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"Amy asked me to water her plants."
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"Oh."
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"Have a good day."
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"Well, it is our honeymoon."
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"Got it."
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"And tomorrow, a tour of the sites"
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"Well, enjoy New York. And, I guess, coitus."
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"Now,"
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"or make vigorous, socially sanctioned love?"
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"Either way, I can check something off my to-do list."
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"Socially sanc-- Oh, wow. Yeah, there it is right there."
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"What is your point?"
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"Is that Amy's mom?"
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"Let me in."
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"Larry, come on."
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"You are so naive."
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"Oh, he's in here."
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"Wow, sometimes it's like you don't know me at all."
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"To be fair, we don't know either of you."
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"You want to say it? You can say it."
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"to not have sex with me tonight."
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"Pull up, Raj, pull up!"
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"I want to look away, but I can't."
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"It's so interactive."
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"Uh-huh."
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"I mean, you yell, "Harry, watch out,""
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"And not just Harry, everyone onstage."
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"All right, well, it's a bit late,"
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"but I did block out the rest of the evening"
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"No, thank you."
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"What kind of husband would..."
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"Fine. Larry?"
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"Well, if you're going to stay, then I'll stay."
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"All right, well, you know who doesn't need to stay?"
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"Wait, are-are you saying we are like them?"
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"I don't know, maybe a little."
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"So you're the sweet, quiet one and I'm Amy's mom?"
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"Neil and I could be like"
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"Oh, leave room for dessert"
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"it appears I've gotten under your skin.""
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"What'd he say?"
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"He's Katy, I'm T-Swift."
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"And here we have the former hotel where Tesla"
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"That's wrong. I'm gonna say something."
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"Just let it go."
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"There's no test for testy."
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"Is it possible that you're sexually frustrated?"
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"Okay, now I'm testy."
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"your brain would be floating on a sea of oxytocin right now."
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"Then you should know the benefits of the special hug"
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"Really? I don't, I don't think you do."
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"Howard and Bernadette, Raj and his twitchy little dog."
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"quick to forgive."
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"I-I'm serious. And I'm nothing like Amy's dad."
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"Well, 30 years from now, are you gonna hide from me"
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"because I'm so scary?"
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"...that says more about my childhood than you."
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"Aw."
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"Absolutely not."
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"debating opposing views in a public forum."
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"Oh. I'm sure he didn't mean that."
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"If you just give him some space, I'm sure he'll come back."
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"You really think so?"
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"- But... - Now!"
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"I brought you two hot dogs."
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"From a street cart? Are you crazy?"
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"I'm not really hungry."
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"and people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up,"
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"Sure."
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"and you'll grow cold and distant"
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"That's good to know."
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"How's this for a compromise?"
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"I'll create an algorithm that'll generate"
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"it won't be a true random schedule?"
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"And when we get there, I'm gonna need you"
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"Neil deGrasse Tyson."
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"Yeah, that's what they said at the Chuckle Hut."
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"Smart move, and the next time you pick up your phone,"
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"remember, I'm the guy who kicked Pluto out of the solar system."
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"Let's see who else needs a deGrasse kickin'."
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"Hey, Bill, Neil Tyson. We've got to talk."
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"Previously on The Big Bang Theory..."
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"Hi, Dad. How you doing?"
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"Then by the power vested in me..."
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"by EvenYouCanPerformWeddings.com..."
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"Good morning, wife."
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"Good morning, husband."
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"I can't believe we're actually married."
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"It's official. According to tradition,"
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"we should hang the bedsheets outside"
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"I don't think that that's appropriate,"
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"Lego is the perfect metaphor for marital congress."
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"Oh, that's the sound you were making."
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"Oh, I almost forgot."
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪"
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"Yeah, because now Leonard and I get all this alone time."
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"all the things you have in common?"
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"Ha, ha, she called your bluff."
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"So, something pretty cool happened."
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"Channel 3 asked me to be on the news tomorrow night"
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"to talk about the meteor shower."
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"You know, that's how Neil deGrasse Tyson got his start."
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"He went from the Hayden Planetarium"
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"to ruining everyone's favorite movies on the Internet."
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