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Clips from South Park - Band in China (S23E23)

"I don't know about you, but I for one"
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"think the world is going to be a better and safer place"
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"Dad, why are you covered in honey and blood?"
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"♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪"
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"♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪"
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"♪ There's ample parking day or night ♪"
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"♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪"
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"Towelie: ♪ I got some weed and I don't know what's going on ♪"
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"♪♪"
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"Stan! Family meeting! Get downstairs!"
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"I'm writing a song, Dad."
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"Come on! I've got big news!"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"What is it, Randy?"
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"You guys...I've just had the greatest idea ever."
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"how to make more money selling weed."
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"We could grow the family business by selling Tegridy..."
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"[ Angelic chorus ]"
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"I did a little research."
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"Turns out there's a lot of people in China."
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"If we can get like 2% of that market to buy our weed,"
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"we'd make millions of millions of dollars."
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"I'm flying to China tomorrow."
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"Tomorrow?"
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"A lot of people in town are coming out to support him."
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"Everyone but you."
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"Everyone?"
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"Stan, you need to wear"
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"your Tegridy T-shirt at the performance."
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"Aw, come on, Dad!"
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"Stan, they're available on Amazon starting Friday,"
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"so you could really help promote the family business"
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"while I'm gone!"
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"But then again, I guess family doesn't mean"
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"all that much to you."
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"♪ Tumbleweeds and squirrels ♪"
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"Okay, that was the South Park Sounderoos."
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"Thanks again to Kate and Earl!"
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"Let's hear it for Stan Marsh and Crimson Dawn!"
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"living out in the country on a farm."
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"♪ All the elders saw, the fall of the sky ♪"
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"[ Chime dings ]"
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"First time goin' to China?"
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"I'm goin' out to try and drum up a little business."
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"What are you headin' out for?"
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"I work for a clothing company."
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"We're trying to break into the market"
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"And get the Chinese people as customers."
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"I -- I had that idea like three days ago."
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"So when did you come up with it?"
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"Oh, hey, Mitchell. You're on this flight?!"
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"to try to get more Chinese viewers."
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"You have a good idea and everyone wants to copy you!"
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"Fine. I can handle some healthy competition."
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"Who else wants to go to China and get some of their money?"
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"Oh, for crying' out loud."
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"[ Thump! ]"
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"trying to get Chinese people as customers."
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"Wow, where'd you get that idea?"
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"I'm sure there's plenty of Chinese people for all of us."
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"[ Hardcore death metal music playing ]"
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"♪ Still pure ♪Hate this farm!"
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"♪ Looking for the perfect specimen ♪"
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"Very good, boys!"
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"I heard you play at Autumnfest."
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"I really like your sound."
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"I manage all the big rock bands in South Park."
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"PC Babies..."
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"all of them."
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"and I can move away from here?"
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"Records? What are you kids, from the '90s?!"
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"There's no money in albums or singles or even tours anymore."
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"What we need to focus on..."
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"is your biopic."
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"Biopic? You want to make the Crimson Dawn biopic?"
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"Made over $100 million."
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"Mrph rmh rmphm?"
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"I'll just let you guys think on it."
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"But don't take too long, huh?"
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"[ Woman speaking indistinctly on PA ]"
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"[ Speaks Mandarin ]"
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"I'm a small business owner from the United States."
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"You guys know any money people here?"
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"Can I give you guys my card?"
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"I'm just starting to grow my business here in China."
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"Oh, that? That's weed."
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"[ Speaks Mandarin ]"
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"Oh, here we go."
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"Jay shi daamaa Tegridy Weed."
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"Whoa! Oh, hey! Everything alright?"
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"What's going on?"
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"Oh, hey, d-don't forget my suitcase!"
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"Jay shi damaa!"
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"Record Producer: What makes a band truly great?"
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"It's a desire to be heard."
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"And a commitment to a three-act structure"
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"that has a 20-minute setup,"
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"about an hour and a half of conflict,"
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"and a big, triumphant resolution."
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"So let's start at the beginning, gang."
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"Yeah, it was about two and a half,"
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"I hadn't seen my friend Kyle,"
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"and I hate living on a farm so I started writing songs."
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"Put loneliness into lyrics."
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"Yeah, and Stan came to me and I said,"
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"But -- But he'd already asked me to play the drums."
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"So, yeah, I said, "Okay, I'll play guitar.""
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"Inner conflict over direction of band, good."
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"Oh, oh, yeah, no, no, we don't want to go there."
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"Talking about the Dalai Lama"
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"doesn't go over well with the Chinese."
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"The -- the -- the what?"
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"Look, for this movie to really make money,"
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"we need to be sure it clears the Chinese censors, you know?"
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"We want those Chinese viewers!"
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"There's plenty of other things to talk about with your story."
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"were you into when you were younger?"
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"Well, I always liked Winnie the Pooh!"
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"Winnie the Pooh is illegal in China"
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"he looked like the Chinese President."
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