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Clips from South Park - Band in China (S23E23)

"Hey, you want to move away from your family, right?"
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"You want to be successful on your own, right?"
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"Yeah..."
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"You got to lower your ideals of freedom"
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"if you want to suck on the warm teat of China."
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"[ Machines whirring ]"
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""I am a proud member of the Communist Party."
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"[ Water dripping ]"
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"Winnie the Pooh: Oh. Hello, there."
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"Who -- Who's there?"
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"No, I don't have any honey."
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"What kind of mad house is this?"
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"[ Speaking Mandarin ]"
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"Your Honors, I'm just a simple farmer,"
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"Now, I'd never been to China before, but I hate to say,"
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"you -- you seem to treat your people like dirt."
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"You don't believe in any individual freedoms."
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"I mean, you've got Winnie the Pooh and Piglet"
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"Now, come on, China!"
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"You know, a country ain't nothing unless it's got"
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"decency and integrity."
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"And I think I speak for Pooh and Piglet and all of Disney"
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"when I say you could use some Tegridy, China!"
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"own a Tegridy farm."
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"And I think I might be able to work out a deal"
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"for all you nice folk."
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"[ Bell rings ]"
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"Mrph rmhmhm rm!"
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"Yeah, isn't it just great?"
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"Fellas, I need to tell you something."
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"I think I'm homosexual."
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"Yeah, we can get you a liver transplant."
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"Record Producer: Cut! Cut!"
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"Listen, guys, we, uh,"
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"just got word back from the Chinese censors."
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"They -- They just said no to the organ stuff."
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"Yeah, and what's wrong with homosexuality, anyways?"
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"Alright, who's the asshole?"
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"Which one of you decided to go and start"
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"Who here thought they had permission"
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"to say anything critical of Chinese politics?!"
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"Well, it is true, sir."
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"The Chinese seem to exploit their own people"
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"You're here to flex and not think, ya fuckin' bitch!"
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"Because we were political prisoners."
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"and if the Chinese don't want you,"
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"then I don't either!"
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"Oh, uh, that's me. Randy Marsh."
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"Are you from Pixar?"
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"No, I'm from South Park."
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"Man: No, not yet, sir."
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"You're telling me [Chuckles]"
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"because of some shithead that's not even from my company?!"
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"Hey, hold on a minute!"
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"You already have business with the Chinese."
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"You have all the connections money can buy."
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"But there's one thing you don't have..."
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"Now, it just so happens..."
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"Boys, I understand you've got a band here at the school?"
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"Yeah, what's wrong with that?"
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"I mean it's really loud, m'kay. and it's a little angry."
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"Yeah, because I hate living on a farm 30 miles outside of town!"
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"Yeah, tell him, Stan!"
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"I can't stand my dad anymore!"
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"And if I want to do death metal, I can! It's a free country!"
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"Record Producer: Cut! Cut, cut! Cut!"
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"Uh, kids, let's not say anything about this being a free country."
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"Aw, come on!"
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"Hey, these guys were nice enough"
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"to come all the way from China"
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"to help us with our standards."
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"Oh. Oh, ok-- okay, okay."
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"Everyone else is fine with China approving our entertainment."
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"Even the PC Babies don't seem to mind."
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"And PC Babies cry about everything!"
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"Go back to your room and just write your story."
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"It has to come from your heart."
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"It's the bear."
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"They're still pissed off about the bear."
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"But for what?"
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"Some Chinese people on the Internet"
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"as Winnie the Pooh."
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"It's a real thing. Look it up."
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"Man, this is really good shit."
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"What if we showed China that we understand how they feel"
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"[ Crickets chirping ]"
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"Record Producer: Remember, write your story."
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"[ Speaks Mandarin ]"
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"Yes, Piglet, it is."
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"Huh?"
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"Oh! Piglet!"
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"What wonderful luck!"
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"[ Breathes heavily ]"
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"I can't do it any more, you guys."
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"I can't even think with the Chinese government"
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"So there's not gonna be a biopic movie for us?"
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"I mean, we live in a time where the only movies"
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"Stinks to say goodbye to all that biopic money and glory."
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"A death metal band is never gonna make real money anymore."
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"I'm going to have to live on that fucking farm forever."
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"Yeah, the migrant detention camp was cool"
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"but it kind of rubbed Kyle the wrong way."
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"Wait a minute... Wait. Vanilla and cheesy."
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"I've got it! I've got it!"
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"♪♪"
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"♪ Fingerbang, bang ♪"
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"This is all wrong!"
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"But it's not worth living in a world where China"
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"controls my country's art."
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"[ Speaks Mandarin ]"
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"let me be a part of all this."
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"Yeah. Whatever it is, I've got it too!"
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"All: Yeah!"
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"I want to be proud of who we are, guys."
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"We like things a little simpler,"
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"And now, there's a new weed"
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"that goes along with China's beating heart."
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