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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Athenaeum Allocation (S11E11)

"Why would we high-five that?"
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"So how are you guys?"
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"Okay, well, we all miss you."
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"Boy, seeing them all together like that"
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"has got my biological clock ticking like crazy."
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"Yeah, I don't think men have..."
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"Hi. SHELDON: Hello."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, it's an MRI of our brains photoshopped"
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"Hey, it took us nine months to pick a date,"
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"so get in the boat and row."
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪"
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"So is she."
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"Yeah."
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"I just love them so much."
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"Of course, it's full of brisket, so it probably will."
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"More than me?"
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"But I would get seriously mutilated for you."
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"Even unmutilated, I'm no prize."
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""Shall I compare thee to a day"
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"It's a shame you're joking."
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"It's close."
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"And Albert Einstein was a member there."
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"When I called, they said they'd be excited to give us a tour."
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"and don't worry about Einstein."
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"Oh, like Pilates, yeah, got it."
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"I've been thinking maybe it would be better"
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"I don't know, I was raised by servants, and look at me."
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"if you think that's good or bad."
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"I spent my twenties incapable of talking to women."
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"I... (sighs) kind of want to stay home."
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"Wait, does Bernadette want to stay home?"
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"I-It would be hard for me"
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"Yeah, because she's hot, not because she sings my truth."
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"Well, it seems kind of perfect,"
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"so you can use the bathroom you like."
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"Mm. I put a sticker over the auto-flush,"
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"Here's my card. Why don't you two talk it over,"
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"What? Too deep is a ladle, not a spoon."
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"Mm. Oh, I must admit, I do, as well."
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"Oh, no, no, these are all dead, accomplished scientists."
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"and we were still 400th in line."
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"that won't ruin my day at all."
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"Oh, hey. Hey."
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"You told me it was incredibly exclusive."
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"Hey, wait, you told me it was exclusive, too. Mm-hmm."
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"Damn, Hofstadter, didn't think you had it in you."
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"I want to talk to you about."
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"stay home full-time, with the kids."
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"Oh, so I have to abandon my children and go back to work,"
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"No, I don't want to have to, but if I want to, I should get to."
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"Maybe I do."
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"What if I also want to?"
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"Don't you think you should go back to work,"
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"because you make more money?"
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"Don't you think you should make more money?"
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"I think it's pretty sexist of you to say"
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"a dad can't stay home with his children."
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"yet, here we are."
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"we really should do it now, and then, I promise,"
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"So do we agree?"
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"Do we want to get married there?"
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"I don't know."
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"Leonard's a member, and that really steams my clams."
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"That's nice, it'll be your first petty act as a married man."
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"Although, it is our wedding."
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"to a different location, everything will be fine."
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"but I also don't want to help you--"
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"Howard, we both know you can't keep up this pace."
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"By this afternoon you're gonna be passed out on the couch"
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"I'm not proud of it, Amy, but I have a temper."
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"I'll pick a different husband first."
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"I don't know."
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"and apparently all of outside wasn't enough for him."
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"and that's Barry Kripke. What?"
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"and he won't give it up."
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"Yeah, so if you could just please leave before I get angry"
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"your personal hygiene or the fact that your science,"
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"while serviceable, lacks panache."
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"you've ever said about my work."
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"Uh-oh. That wasn't a happy "yeah.""
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"I just came to meet Penny for lunch."
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"Is there anything I can get you? Coffee? Water?"
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"All right, fine. E-mail it over. I'll take a look."
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"There's nothing in the world"
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"I wouldn't mind a cookie."
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"And he's gone. Okay."
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"But am I?"
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"to get you the Athenaeum for your wedding."
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"Okay, I want Amy to have the wedding of her dreams."
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"Perhaps more if that radiation gave you a super brain."
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"I really passed out hard."
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"and you wouldn't have woken up."
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"What time is it?"
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"Uh, kids are asleep."
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"We got the Athenaeum."
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"Well, I couldn't have done it without Leonard."
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"Boy, you should've seen us in there."
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"And he just gave in?"
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"Well, we agreed to invite him to the wedding."
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"And he gets to bring a date. Yeah."
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"He is not singing at our wedding."
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"but we can find another location that's just as good."
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"Maybe the Japanese garden or the planetarium."
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"LEONARD: Wait, what?"
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"put them down for their nap and made dinner."
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"Ate dinner."
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"And since you want to, you should stay home."
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"You don't want to stay home, either."
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"I miss that so much."
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"Well, I love the kids, but I also love my job."
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"Yeah."
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"You want to head upstairs and... (giggles)"
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"...you know."
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"Oh, oh, I like the way you think."
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"Oh, my God, I can't believe how big Halley's getting."
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"Yeah-- where's Howard?"
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"He's changing Michael."
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"A-All done. You know, fun fact,"
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