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Clips from NewsRadio - Padded Suit (S05E05)

"Why? What are you doing? I'm gonna call your momma."
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"No, not necessary. Don't you think she'd be proud?"
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"Yeah, she'd be proud. But you don't have to do that."
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"Ringing. Ringing. No, no, no."
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"Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth."
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"I forgot my mommy's birthday yesterday."
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"Oh, my God. The whole Million Momma March because you forgot."
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"No, no. Now, Beth, you don't understand."
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"If Mommy ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."
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"Now just hang up. Just hang up."
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"Too late. Oh, take it."
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"No, no, no. No, no, no. Wait a minute."
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"Hey, Mommy."
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"Ah, more fake job descriptions?"
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"No, no. Firing recommendations."
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"Oh, really? Yeah."
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"Well, that's very professional."
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"Oh, yes. It is professional."
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"It is professional."
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"sometimes, you can be too professional."
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"Hello."
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"I've been hitting Matthew."
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"What?"
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"Yeah. I can't begin to tell you how great it feels."
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"Oh, I see. I see. Yeah."
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"and save their jobs but none of it really matters"
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"because hitting someone makes you feel good."
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"It's not just anyone, it's Matthew."
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"You know, you seem agitated. I think I have a suggestion."
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"I'm not going to hit you. Why? You'll feel better."
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"I don't wanna feel better. What, are you chicken?"
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"All right, fine."
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"All right."
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"Ow. All right."
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"You two have some fun, all right?"
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"Wait. Maybe it's not a good idea."
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"[BLOWS LANDING] MATTHEW: No."
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"[♪]"
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"Well?"
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"Yeah. It looks all right, right? Yeah."
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"'Cause I asked for regular, but this isn't my regular."
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"Yeah. But it looks good. It looks good."
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"I cut my own hair."
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"Really?"
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"You cut your own hair?"
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"Or you built a machine to cut it for you?"
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"I cut my own hair."
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"I had a machine that did it,"
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"but it killed my neighbor's cat."
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"Come on, everybody, ah."
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"Morning meeting. Let's go."
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"You know, my dad had a machine"
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"but it was for nose hair."
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"Hm-mm."
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"Morning meeting. Right now."
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"Dave, you've got great hair."
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"Look, d-do any of you people do any actual work?"
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"Any work at all?"
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"Oh, looks like somebody"
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"rode in on the bitch bus today."
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"Max. What?"
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"That's so uncalled for."
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"It's not nice to talk like that about Dave"
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"until he's well out of ear shot,"
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"but I agree, I noticed it too."
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"Seriously, that dude ain't riding the bitch bus,"
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"he's driving it."
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"Good morning, everyone."
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"Sorry I'm, uh, sorry I'm late, heh."
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"Matthew?"
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"Yeah?"
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"What up?"
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"Why are you wearing those stupid sunglasses?"
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"Stupid? Heh."
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"are very, very cool, heh."
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"But those are not them."
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"Sure they are."
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"No. Ahh."
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"Oh, my God."
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"N-nothing. I just--"
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"Uh-mm."
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"I just went to a little concert and things got out of hand."
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"No, uh, Natalie Merchant."
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"Do you mean that, that hippie chick"
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"Nothing."
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"You know, I-I happen to find her music very, eh..."
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"very empowering and very spiritual, and..."
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"It's just her psycho fans that get all crazy."
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"Right. The moody junior high girls."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Oh."
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"I'm fine. Why do you ask?"
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"Well, I don't know just maybe"
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"the way you stormed out of there"
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"and you threw the clipboard."
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"I-I've never really seen you throw anything before so--"
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"Remember, when we were going out?"
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"Sometimes, when we would argue,"
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"I'd, I'd throw things."
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"Yeah, yeah,"
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"when you threw the cushion on the couch,"
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"Lisa, I'm gonna fire one of them today."
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"Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave."
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"What?"
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"Why are you gonna start firing them now?"
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"Lisa, don't you see?"
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"Ou-our, our casual work place environment"
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"long ago lapsed into rampant unprofessionalim,"
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"and then sunk down into anarchy"
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"and is well on its way to utter chaos."
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"Lisa, one must pay for the many."
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"The question is, which one?"
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"We we--We were only talking about a haircut."
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"Yesterday it was a, a saliva bubble contest."
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"it was how long can Max gargle milk."
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"All right, yes."
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"They have been a little bit distracted lately, okay?"
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"This goes on every day, all day, all right?"
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"And I'm sick of it, all right?"
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"I mean, for God's sake,"
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