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Clips from Gilmore Girls (2000) - Die, Jerk (S04E04)

"YOU'LL BE RUNNING THAT PAPER BEFORE LONG."
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"I'M NOT EVEN ON STAFF YET."
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"YOU'RE NOT?"
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"THESE ARE JUST TRYOUT ARTICLES TO QUALIFY."
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"YOU HAVE TO WRITE SOMETHING FOR EVERY DEPARTMENT."
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"YOUR COVERAGE OF THAT LACROSSE MATCH WAS VERY EXCITING."
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"FOR TWO SECONDS, I ALMOST GAVE A FLYING YOU-KNOW-WHAT"
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"ABOUT LACROSSE."
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"I LIKED YOUR COVERAGE ON THE NEW FUNDS"
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"YOU MADE IT SING."
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"WE'RE HAVING ALL YOUR ARTICLES LAMINATED."
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"THAT'S VERY NICE."
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"I JUST GOT MY NUMBER."
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"* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *"
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"* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *"
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"IT JUST SEEMS LIKE A QUAINT ARCHAISM."
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"IF YOU'RE A GOOD JOURNALIST, WHY MAKE YOU JUMP THROUGH HOOPS"
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"AND WRITE ALL THESE TRYOUT ARTICLES?"
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"IT'S A TRADITION. ALL OUR FOREBEARS HAD TO DO IT."
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"IF OUR FOREBEARS HAD FOUGHT IT,"
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"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?"
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"I DID A REVIEW OF THE CHAMBER-MUSIC RECITAL."
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"MUST BE IN THERE SOMEWHERE."
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"HMM, THAT'S WEIRD."
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"IT'S NOT HERE."
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"IMPOSSIBLE."
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"PARAKEETS WILL BE CRAPPING ON SOMETHING ELSE IN THE MORNING."
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"THEY'RE ALL STALE."
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"HI, DOYLE."
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"HI, RORY. COFFEE MINT?"
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"NO, THANKS."
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"SO I HEAR -- NOT THAT I'M COPYING HIM."
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"I WAS WONDERING IF THERE WAS A PROBLEM WITH MY REVIEW."
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"THE QUARTET?"
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"YEAH, CHAMBER MUSIC AT SPRAGUE HALL."
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"NO, RIGHT ON TIME. YOU'RE GOOD ABOUT THAT."
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"BUT YOU DIDN'T PRINT IT."
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"SO, SPACE ISSUE?"
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"NO, WE ALWAYS HAVE THE SPACE."
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"IT WAS JUST A BIT OF A YAWN."
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"CHAMBER-MUSIC RECITALS ARE VERY LOW-KEY,"
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"KIND OF YAWNY AFFAIRS."
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"PRETTY MUSIC BUT NO STAGE DIVING."
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"I MEANT THE WRITING."
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"THE WRITING WAS KIND OF A YAWN?"
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"DON'T SWEAT IT. YOU'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIME."
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"RIGHT, SURE."
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"MY MOTHER LIKED IT."
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"THE RECITAL. SHE'S OLD. EXCUSE ME."
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"SURE. SURE."
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"YOUR ARTICLE DIDN'T GET IN?"
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"MINE DID. GOOD, GOOD."
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"I'M GOING TO GET A BAGEL."
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"YOU SHOULD PUNCH HIM WHERE IT COUNTS."
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"HE COULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE MORE DIPLOMATIC."
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"THE WORD "YAWN" IS INSULTING."
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"BUT I WAS TIRED WHEN I WROTE IT,"
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"SO IT PROBABLY WASN'T MY BEST WORK."
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"YAWN GUY NEEDS A LITTLE LEARNIN'."
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"KICK HIM WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE."
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"I KNOW, AND I HATE THAT."
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"WHAT TIME DO YOU HAVE?"
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"5 TO 4:00."
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"5 MINUTES TO MY CALL WITH DAVE."
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"WE NEVER WERE."
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"THAT'S RIGHT. MUST BE JACKSON."
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"WE'RE MAD AT JACKSON FOR SOMETHING HE SAID TO SOOKIE."
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"NO, WE'RE NOT."
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"MUST BE GYPSY. WE'RE MAD AT HER HUSBAND?"
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"GREAT. I JUST WISH HE WEREN'T 3,000 MILES AWAY."
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"HOW DID HE TAKE THE NEWS"
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"HE WAS A LITTLE WEIRD ABOUT IT."
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"WE'RE NOT MAD AT DAVE. MUST BE JACKSON."
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"HE'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS, RIGHT?"
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"THIS IS MY STOP."
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"SAY HI TO THE BABY FOR ME."
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"FIND OUT WHO WE'RE MAD AT."
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"WE'RE ALWAYS MAD AT SOMEBODY."
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"THEY ARE HOME. I'M NOT WELCOME IN IT."
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"LORELAI, COME ON IN."
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"I'M BEING DISCRIMINATED AGAINST."
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"MICHEL CAN'T COME IN? NO."
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"I'M ROSA PARKS."
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"HE SNEEZED."
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"IT'S A BUSINESS MEETING. THE BABY SHOULD NOT ATTEND."
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"I GOT DUST UP MY NOSE. IT MADE ME SNEEZE."
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"I AM NOT SICK."
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"[ HISSES ]"
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"UH-HUH-HUH-HUH -- OH, NO. WHEW!"
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"NOT FUNNY."
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"OH, WIDDLE DAVEY, WIDDLE DAVEY, PEEKABOO."
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"OH, YOU HAVE A WIDDLE NOSE."
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"OH, OH, NO, AUNT LORELAI'S GOT YOUR NOSE."
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"DO YOU WANT IT BACK? DO YOU?"
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"HE'S NOT INDICATING THAT HE WANTS IT BACK."
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"WELL, THEN, I'M GONNA KEEP IT."
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"HE SAID HIS FIRST WORD THIS MORNING."
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"[ GASPS ] WHO? MICHEL?"
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"WHAT'D HE SAY?"
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"HE SAID, "AH-OOPAH.""
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"WELL, YOU'RE VERY TALENTED. DID YOU KNOW THAT?"
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"IF I THROW UP, DO YOU WANT IT ON THE BUSHES OR THE GRASS?"
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"MICHEL, DON'T YOU LIKE BABIES?"
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"I THOUGHT TODAY WAS MY CHANCE."
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"I BROUGHT PASTRIES. DO YOU WANT ONE, MICHEL?"
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"SO I CAN LOOK EVEN SADDER,"
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"SITTING AND EATING PASTRY BY MYSELF?"
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"NO, THANK YOU. CAN WE START?"
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"OKAY. [ CLEARS THROAT ]"
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"I'M HERE TO REPORT THAT THE DRAGONFLY IS OFFICIALLY DEMOED"
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"AND STRIPPED TO ITS STUDS,"
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"AND YOU CAN'T IMAGINE IT EVER LOOKING GOOD EVER AGAIN."
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"EXCELLENT."
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"THERE ARE BIG, FLYING THINGS OUT HERE."
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"BUT WE'RE ON SCHEDULE."
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"WHEN I LEFT, THE PLUMBING CONTRACTOR WAS UNLOADING"
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"ALL SORTS OF IMPRESSIVE-LOOKING COPPER PIPES,"
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"SO THAT'S SOMETHING, I GUESS, AND -- OH, BRUCE."
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"HELLO."
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"I THOUGHT YOU'D GONE."
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