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Clips from Gilmore Girls (2000) - Die, Jerk (S04E04)

"BRUCE IS NOT ONLY A MIDWIFE. SHE'S A LACTATION SPECIALIST."
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"IS THAT THE SNEEZER?"
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"IT WAS DUST."
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"WHAT ARE THESE BIG, GREEN THINGS WITH WINGS?"
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"BRUCE, I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO TELL YOU HOW IMPRESSED I WAS"
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"BY THE HOME BIRTH."
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"IT WAS JUST AMAZING TO WATCH AND VERY, VERY SPECIAL."
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"DID YOU TALK BABY TALK TO DAVEY?"
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"BABY TALK CAN RETARD HIS LANGUAGE-ACQUISITION RATE."
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"DEFINITELY NOT. I WANT HIM FULLY "TARDED.""
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"THIS FLYING GREEN THING IS TOYING WITH ME."
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"IN FIVE MINUTES, WE'LL FEED."
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"FIVE MINUTES."
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"TO INDIGENT, INNER-CITY MOTHERS?"
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"IT'S OKAY."
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"THIS THING IS GETTING READY TO DIVE-BOMB."
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"[ CLEARS THROAT ]"
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"WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DISCUSS?"
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"I'M SORRY, WHAT'S THAT?"
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"OH, MY GOD, HE SAID, "THE ANSWER TO THE PROBLEMS IN THE MIDEAST"
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"IS, 'I HAVE TO POOP.'""
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"HE GOT DISTRACTED."
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"DAVEY, COME ON, MAN, HARD-WIRE THOSE ADULT THOUGHTS"
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"AND TRY TO REMEMBER WHAT WE'RE TALKING --"
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"AND HE SAID THAT THURSDAY'S IMPOSSIBLE TO START WORK."
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"I REMINDED HIM ABOUT OUR CONTRACT."
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"GOOD, BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO BE REMINDED."
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"I'M BEING ATTACKED BY GREEN THINGS!"
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"IT'S TIME TO FEED. NO."
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"WELL, THIS HAS BEEN A VERY PRODUCTIVE MEETING."
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"VERY. [ CHUCKLES ]"
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"YOUR NEW REVIEW? REMEMBER THE "NEW ZOO REVUE"?"
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"WHENEVER THERE'S THREE OF SOMETHING,"
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"YOU ALWAYS FORGET THE THIRD ONE."
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"IT'S A STATISTICAL THING."
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"DO YOU WANT ME TO COME BACK? NO."
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"I DRANK A LOT OF COFFEE BEFORE WRITING THIS,"
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"SO HOPEFULLY IT WON'T BE A YAWN."
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"JUST A SEC."
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"YOU'RE CROSSING EVERYTHING OUT."
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"NOT EVERYTHING."
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"IS WHAT YOU HAVEN'T READ YET."
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"YOU'RE SHOWING PROGRESS."
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"REALLY."
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"I PUT A LOT OF TIME INTO THIS."
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"IS IT SOMETHING PERSONAL?"
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"RORY, THIS IS HOW IT WORKS. IT'S NOT PERSONAL."
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"I REWROTE IT FOUR TIMES,"
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"SO, IT'S NOT GOOD?"
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"I JUST COULDN'T TELL WHAT YOU REALLY THOUGHT."
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"BUT I TRIED SO HARD."
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"OH, I KNOW."
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"SO I SHOULD TRY LESS HARD?"
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"JUST WRITE WHAT YOU THINK. YOU HAVE OPINIONS?"
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"SURE, I DO."
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"CHARLIE THE OWL. THAT'S THE THIRD ONE."
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"RIGHT, RIGHT, CHARLIE. GUESS I'LL GO."
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"DON'T WORRY."
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"EITHER YOU'LL GET THE HANG OF THINGS OR YOU WON'T."
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"GOT IT."
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"WOW, PRETTY."
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"YEAH, I GUESS."
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"THIS IS GONNA BE FUN."
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"IT'S WORK FOR ME."
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"ARE THOSE OUR SEATS, ALL SAVED AND EVERYTHING?"
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"ONE OF THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING WITH THE PRESS."
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"ARE YOU OKAY?"
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"YEAH, I'M THE HAPPIEST UNPUBLISHED WRITER"
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"IN THE NEWSPAPER BIZ."
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"I AM RECENTLY UNPUBLISHED."
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"DON'T FORGET YOUR LACROSSE-STORY TRIUMPH."
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"AND I'D NEVER HEARD OF IT BEFORE I WAS ASSIGNED IT."
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"HOPEFULLY, THERE WILL BE PLENTY"
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"LACROSSE-WRITING POSITIONS FOR ME"
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"AT OUR MAJOR NEWS ORGANIZATIONS."
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"CHOCOLATE AND TALENT."
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"MAYBE I'M JUST NOT CUT OUT FOR COLLEGE JOURNALISM."
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"AW, MAN, THAT'S A DEPRESSING THOUGHT."
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"THIS IS JUST A DIFFERENT ENVIRONMENT AND A BIGGER LEAGUE,"
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"AND THAT'S HALF THE FUN, ISN'T IT?"
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"KIND OF. HERE WE GO."
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"[ SIGHS ]"
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"OH."
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"WELL, SHE RECOVERED QUICKLY."
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"WHOA."
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"WHEN HE LIFTS THE BALLERINA."
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"MAYBE IT WAS INVOLUNTARY?"
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"SHE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO KICK HIM LIKE THAT, WAS SHE?"
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"[ GIGGLES ]"
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"FROM THE OPENING KERPLUNK."
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"IT JUST KEPT GETTING WORSE."
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"I'M IN PHYSICAL DISCOMFORT."
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"THAT LEAD BALLERINA -- SHE HAS NO FRIENDS."
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"HOW CAN YOU TELL?"
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"BECAUSE NO ONE GAVE HER THE HEADS-UP"
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"ON THE ROLL OF FAT AROUND THE BRA STRAP."
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"MAYBE SHE JUST HAS NO FRIENDS IN THE BALLET."
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"ALL BALLET PEOPLE DO IS BALLET."
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"IF SHE HAS NO FRIENDS AT THE BALLET, SHE HAS NO FRIENDS."
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"HOLY MOLY."
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"I WONDER HOW MANY TIMES"
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"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WRITE?"
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"THAT'S WHAT WAS MISSING FROM MY OTHER PIECES -- MY OPINION."
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"IF YOU WANT MY OPINION,"
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"I'LL TRY TO WORK THAT IN."
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"HE'D FEEL A WHOLE LOT BETTER ABOUT "BROWN BUNNY.""
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"NICE. REALLY GREAT JOB."
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"REALLY?"
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"REALLY."
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"OH, WOW, THANKS."
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"STAN, GET THIS TO LAYOUT."
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"AND YOU LOOK GOOD DOING IT."
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"THANKS."
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"THIS PIECE IS BEAUTIFUL. MY WIFE'S GONNA FLIP."
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"GOOD. IT'S VERY FRAGILE,"
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"SO KEEP IT AWAY FROM YOUNG CHILDREN."
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"WE DON'T HAVE CHILDREN."
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"YOU SHOULD. EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE CHILDREN."
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"YOU'RE WELCOME."
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"LANE? I HAVE SOMETHING FOR DAVE."
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