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Clips from Girls5eva - Catskills (S01E01)

during the song,

"during the song,"

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so technically we are the best now.

"so technically we are the best now."

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It's not reflected in the rankings yet.

"It's not reflected in the rankings yet."

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- Why?

"- Why?"

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- Because they come out on Mondays.

"- Because they come out on Mondays."

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- Hi!

"- Hi!"

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I know you said no phones, but quickie quesch.

"I know you said no phones, but quickie quesch."

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Are croutons wood?

"Are croutons wood?"

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[phone ringing]

"[phone ringing]"

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- Oh, it's Quest Diagnostics with results

"- Oh, it's Quest Diagnostics with results"

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or billing questions.

"or billing questions."

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Can someone hold my hand?

"Can someone hold my hand?"

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- It's okay.

"- It's okay."

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You can squeeze as hard as you want.

"You can squeeze as hard as you want."

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I'm a righty.

"I'm a righty."

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- This is she.

"- This is she."

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No. I'm not sitting down.

"No. I'm not sitting down."

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Because I don't want to. Because my butt hurts.

"Because I don't want to. Because my butt hurts."

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It's okay. You didn't know.

"It's okay. You didn't know."

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[placid music]

"[placid music]"

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* *

"* *"

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- * Forest hearth *

"- * Forest hearth *"

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* And muskrat wine *

"* And muskrat wine *"

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* And felted touch near river's crest *

"* And felted touch near river's crest *"

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* Father sky and critter's breath *

"* Father sky and critter's breath *"

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* Rekindling *

"* Rekindling *"

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* Autumn gust, tenders hush *

"* Autumn gust, tenders hush *"

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* And lovers' dove by daytime noon *

"* And lovers' dove by daytime noon *"

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* Brandy grass near breaching trout *

"* Brandy grass near breaching trout *"

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* Rekindling *

"* Rekindling *"

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both: I miss this.

"both: I miss this."

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- Jinx!

"- Jinx!"

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* *

"* *"

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* Rekindling *

"* Rekindling *"

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- You have reached the answering service

"- You have reached the answering service"

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of Dr. Gloria McManus.

"of Dr. Gloria McManus."

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If this is a dental emergency, press one.

"If this is a dental emergency, press one."

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- You use teeth for salad!

"- You use teeth for salad!"

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- What is the nature of your dental emergency?

"- What is the nature of your dental emergency?"

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- Hi. Yeah, sorry.

"- Hi. Yeah, sorry."

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I need you to page Gloria to make an emergency salad.

"I need you to page Gloria to make an emergency salad."

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Her groceries are all just hot dogs and noodles!

"Her groceries are all just hot dogs and noodles!"

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I tried Googling it, but salad is a QAnon conspiracy theory.

"I tried Googling it, but salad is a QAnon conspiracy theory."

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The group gave me the hardest job,

"The group gave me the hardest job,"

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and we need to get to Jingle Ball!

"and we need to get to Jingle Ball!"

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- Ma'am, have you had nitrous oxide for a procedure?

"- Ma'am, have you had nitrous oxide for a procedure?"

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Because what you're saying is not making sense.

"Because what you're saying is not making sense."

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- Oh, my God.

"- Oh, my God."

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You're right.

"You're right."

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[laughing hysterically] This makes no sense.

"[laughing hysterically] This makes no sense."

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They put me on salad duty, ma'am,

"They put me on salad duty, ma'am,"

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because they didn't think that I could do it.

"because they didn't think that I could do it."

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Well, they're gonna be sorry

"Well, they're gonna be sorry"

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because I'm gonna make the greatest salad

"because I'm gonna make the greatest salad"

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that the world has ever freaking seen,

"that the world has ever freaking seen,"

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or I am going to die finding it!

"or I am going to die finding it!"

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- Box of shorts, navy, one pocket.

"- Box of shorts, navy, one pocket."

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- Is the pocket centered?

"- Is the pocket centered?"

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Because I need a centered pocket.

"Because I need a centered pocket."

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- Um, it doesn't...

"- Um, it doesn't..."

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- Dawn.

"- Dawn."

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- One second.

"- One second."

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- Is this woman your mother,

"- Is this woman your mother,"

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and you're too ashamed to tell us?

"and you're too ashamed to tell us?"

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- No. She lost her glasses.

"- No. She lost her glasses."

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- Ooh, these scented stickers have gone bad.

"- Ooh, these scented stickers have gone bad."

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- I'm putting her in a closet.

"- I'm putting her in a closet."

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- She's not granola bars.

"- She's not granola bars."

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- I bought my mother a house. I'm allowed to do whatever.

"- I bought my mother a house. I'm allowed to do whatever."

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- No, Wickie, please don't. I'll make sure we can work.

"- No, Wickie, please don't. I'll make sure we can work."

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I promise.

"I promise."

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- Great.

"- Great."

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- Hey, Daphne.

"- Hey, Daphne."

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- Smell this! It's not grapes anymore!

"- Smell this! It's not grapes anymore!"

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- Oh. Jesus.

"- Oh. Jesus."

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Hey, do you have any friends or family close by?

"Hey, do you have any friends or family close by?"

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- Yeah.

"- Yeah."

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My parents are just up the road.

"My parents are just up the road."

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- Would you ever want to go stay with them?

"- Would you ever want to go stay with them?"

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- In the graveyard? - Oh.

"- In the graveyard? - Oh."

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I'm so sorry.

"I'm so sorry."

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- No. I'm sorry.

"- No. I'm sorry."

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I'm messing up your weekend. I'll hit the clos.

"I'm messing up your weekend. I'll hit the clos."

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- No, no. Don't go back in the clos.

"- No, no. Don't go back in the clos."

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You deserve to stay somewhere better.

"You deserve to stay somewhere better."

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How about a motel?

"How about a motel?"

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- Oh, I couldn't.

"- Oh, I couldn't."

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I'm the one that's supposed to be in hospitality.

"I'm the one that's supposed to be in hospitality."

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How can I serve you? You guys want massages?

"How can I serve you? You guys want massages?"

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Ooh, or I could draw you

"Ooh, or I could draw you"

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if you're okay looking like Garfield.

"if you're okay looking like Garfield."

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I can only draw Garfield.

"I can only draw Garfield."

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- Please, just do the motel.

"- Please, just do the motel."

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It'll make me feel better.

"It'll make me feel better."

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I already got you an Uber.

"I already got you an Uber."

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- Put in request conversation.

"- Put in request conversation."

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- * Cupid's crest and winter's blush *

"- * Cupid's crest and winter's blush *"

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* Rekindling *

"* Rekindling *"

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I like the new ink. It was like an Easter egg hunt

"I like the new ink. It was like an Easter egg hunt"

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finding all your Anne Lamott quotes.

"finding all your Anne Lamott quotes."

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- Yeah. I went a little crazy.

"- Yeah. I went a little crazy."

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- Look at us. We're a couple of Kid McCoys.

"- Look at us. We're a couple of Kid McCoys."

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- Hmm? - Oh, the bare-knuckle brawler

"- Hmm? - Oh, the bare-knuckle brawler"

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who got back with his ex-wife.

"who got back with his ex-wife."

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I know everyone who has done it.

"I know everyone who has done it."

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Jean-Claude Van Damme. Gladys Portugues.

"Jean-Claude Van Damme. Gladys Portugues."

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And then Judge Judy and Jerry Judy.

"And then Judge Judy and Jerry Judy."

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- G, this was great, but we're not back together.

"- G, this was great, but we're not back together."

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- What do you mean? No, we fixed all our problems.

"- What do you mean? No, we fixed all our problems."

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You're at Colombia, and I'm not a workaholic anymore,

"You're at Colombia, and I'm not a workaholic anymore,"

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and we just had a dream day.

"and we just had a dream day."

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- Oh, hon, just because you're not at work

"- Oh, hon, just because you're not at work"

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doesn't mean you're not working.

"doesn't mean you're not working."

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- What?

"- What?"

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- You spent hours trying to keep those candles lit.

"- You spent hours trying to keep those candles lit."

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You called yourself a dumb bitch

"You called yourself a dumb bitch"

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because you didn't catch a Frisbee.

"because you didn't catch a Frisbee."

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You couldn't even relax drawing that owl.

"You couldn't even relax drawing that owl."

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[light music]

"[light music]"

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- And that's a canary beak again.

"- And that's a canary beak again."

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