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Clips from Farzar - Robot Revolution (S01E01)

"Oh, shit. Go! Go! Go!"
Farzar
"[music speeds up]"
Farzar
"Stop stomping the band to death and run faster, you stupid dragon!"
Farzar
"[farts]"
Farzar
"[grunts]"
Farzar
"Chaos!"
Farzar
"I'm off the wagon already."
Farzar
"[distant thud]"
Farzar
"[groans]"
Farzar
"Now that's one for the history books."
Farzar
"Well, the strike's over, my bullshit meter is back down to "Mm-hmm,""
Farzar
"and Easel-bot's back."
Farzar
"Who needs cocaine and tits"
Farzar
"when you can play Settlers of Catan with your stupid fucking wife?"
Farzar
"Good job, Fichael."
Farzar
"Get your history books, hot off the presses."
Farzar
"This just in,"
Farzar
"Bazarack is alive, gave himself a parade, and ate out a dragon's ass."
Farzar
"Bazarack's alive?"
Farzar
"Goddamn it, Fichael! I'm at level, "This level has no name.""
Farzar
""I'm just gonna flare my nostrils so you know you fucked up.""
Farzar
"I don't care what your dad thinks. You're a good guy, Fichael."
Farzar
"I got a look at that taint between my legs and it ain't mine. It's yours."
Farzar
"You must have put it there during that borderline molestation hug you gave me."
Farzar
"I can't believe you gave up your taint to save my life."
Farzar
"Thanks, but that taint wasn't mine."
Farzar
"I found it in the sewer!"
Farzar
"I told you I'd be back. I'm Sal, everybody. Good night!"
Farzar
"[adventurous music playing]"
Farzar