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Clips from Withnail & I (1987)

"If I hear more words out of you,"
Withnail & I (1987)
"I'll put one of these here black pods on you."
Withnail & I (1987)
"But I'll come up after you, and I'll wake you up with a live one."
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"Sod your pheasants! You'll have to find us first."
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"I know where you are, at Crow Crag."
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"I've been watching you."
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"Especially you, prancing like a tit."
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"You want working on, boy."
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"If I see that silage heap hanging about up here,"
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"I'll take the bastard axe to him!"
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"Bastards! You'll all suffer!"
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"I'll show the lot of you!"
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"I'm gonna be a star!"
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"Vegetables again."
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"I'll be sprouting bloody feelers soon."
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"and we got a plate full of carrots."
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"I want something's flesh!"
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"See him? Look."
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"He's over there. Look. Here."
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"There's two of them here. Look. Come on, come on."
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"Where?"
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"I think I'll call myself Donald Twain."
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"- Go down there and ask him. - Don't be a fool. He's got a gun."
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"Perpetual rain, freezing cold."
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"Now a bloody madman on the prowl outside with eels."
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"All right, you made your point."
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"- What are you doing? - I'm going for a slash."
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"- I'll go alone. - You're not leaving me in here alone."
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"- Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. - Then I won't have a slash."
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"Don't be ridiculous. He's not gonna come up here in the dark."
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"Of course he is. If he catches one of us,"
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"he's got a better chance of dealing with the other."
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"What's the matter with you? What are you laughing at?"
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"I was dreaming. What do you want?"
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"Oh, this is ridiculous. I'll have to sleep in your bed."
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"- I'll have to come with you. - Will you get out?"
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"- No. - All right, then I will."
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"All right, you can stay, but the gun doesn't."
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"No. I have to keep the gun. I intend to remain awake."
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"- This is my bed, and I demand precedence. - No!"
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"Shhh! Shhh!"
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"- Listen. - There is nothing! Get to bed!"
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"Oh, for fuck's sake."
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"- What was that? - That's it. That's it."
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"- It's probably foxes looking for grub. - Listen. Listen."
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"Maybe it's the farmer."
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"He's come to kill us. What are we gonna do?"
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"He wants to come in. He's trying to get in."
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"He can't. He'll go away."
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"This is all your fault."
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"You've even given him the fucking gun."
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"He's coming through the window. He's getting in."
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"He's in. He's sharpening a fucking knife."
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"We'll have to tackle him. You stay in bed, pretending to be asleep."
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"He'll go for you. When he does, I'll jump on his back."
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"No, no, no. It'll be too late. I'll be knifed by then."
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"They're going into your room. It's you he wants."
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"Offer him yourself."
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"- Monty! Monty, Monty! - Monty, you terrible cunt!"
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"I had a punctured tire. I had to wait an eon for assistance."
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"I'm sorry if I frightened you. I should have knocked, but..."
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"- l- l-I'll sleep in the other room, if I may. - Anywhere you like."
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"Brrr! Ah, good morning. Did you sleep well?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Um, l-l-I do apologize for last night."
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"- It was perfectly inconsiderate of me. - It's perfectly all right, Monty."
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"- You've been busy in here? - As a bee."
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"- How did you repair the window? - Oh, I didn't break it."
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"Merely forced it a little. Sorry if I frightened you."
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"Oh, tomatoes. Yes."
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"Why don't you go and wake him? Breakfast in 15 minutes."
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"The old order changeth,"
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"And soon..."
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"by some vulgar little tumor."
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"Oh, my boys."
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"My boys, we're at the end of an age."
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"We live in a land of weather forecasts..."
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"and breakfasts that 'set in,'"
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"And here we are... we three..."
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"perhaps the last island of beauty in the world."
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"Now, which of you is going to be a splendid fellow..."
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"and go down to the Rolls for the rest of the wine?"
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"- I will. - No, I'd better go. I wanna dig the car out anyway."
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"- I mean... - Stranded!"
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"- We'll leave the car till later. Leave this to me. - I'll come. I fancy a walk."
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"No, I hear you're a little wizard in the kitchen. I shall need you, to work the joint."
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"- We forgot to bring our Wellingtons. - Oh, but how dreadful."
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"Do you mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without Wellingtons?"
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"Well, this afternoon I shall take you both into Penrith..."
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"and get you fitted with some good quality rubber boots."
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"Garlic, rosemary and salt."
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"I brought two of these in case either of you was any good in the kitchen."
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"- I'm not. - Of course you are. Cooking is one of the natural instincts."
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"Listen, Monty. This is all very kind of you,"
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"You haven't time. We're taking late luncheon at 3:00."
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"Oh, didn't he tell you? We have to get back to sign on."
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"It's sort of fashionable, actually. All the actors do it. Even Redgrave."
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"But surely you could forego for just this one occasion."
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"I've come a very long way to see you both."
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"Can't, actually. I mean, I'd love to stay, but he's more adamant to get back than I am."
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"Then we must choose our moment..."
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"There. Now, garlic,"
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"rosemary and salt."
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"As a youth, I used to weep in butcher shops."
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"- I can't find the rosemary. - Ah."
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"Can't find the rosemary."
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"- Perhaps it's in the other bag. - Perhaps it is."
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"Shall we look?"
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"Oh, sorry. Sherry's in there."
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"We can't stay. He won't leave me alone."
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"All right. We'll get the lunch done, and then we'll leave."
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"I'm afraid we must drink from these."
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"What on earth will people think of me turning up with you two?"
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"You look like a pair of farm hands."
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"Tsk!"
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"This is most embarrassing."
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"Buy the Wellingtons."
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"I'm going to buy some razors and shaving soap."
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"- Pair of blues. - One each."
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"We'll tell them they had a farmer's conference and had a run on them."
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