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Clips from Withnail & I (1987)

"Bye."
Withnail & I (1987)
"You don't want to go to Manchester anyway. Play a bloody soldier?"
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"- It's a bloody good little theater. - It's not much of a part, is it?"
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"Well, it's better than nothing."
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"- They'll make you cut your hair. - So what? You'd lose a leg."
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"- Time gents, please. - All right. We're gonna have to work quickly."
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"A pair of quadruple whiskies and another pair of pints, please."
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"We want to get in there, don't we?"
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"Eat some cake, soak up the booze."
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"- All right here? - What do you want?"
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"- Cake. All right here? - Uh, no. We're closing in a minute."
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"We're leaving in a minute."
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"She said she'd closed. What do you want in here?"
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"Cake. What's it got to do with you?"
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"I happen to be the proprietor."
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"Now, would you leave?"
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"Ah, I'm glad you're the proprietor."
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"I was gonna have to have a word with you anyway."
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"Location, see."
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"We might want to do a film in here."
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"- You're drunk. - Just bring out the cakes. Cake and fine wine."
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"- If you don't leave, we'll call the police. - Balls!"
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"And we want them here, and we want them now."
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"It's all right, Miss Blenehassitt."
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"I'm warning you, if you do, you're fired."
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"We're multimillionaires."
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"Yes, we'll buy this place, and we'll install a fucking jukebox in here..."
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"and liven all of you stiffs up a bit."
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"Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith Tea Rooms, and we want them removed."
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"We are not drunks. We are multimillionaires."
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"Hurry up, Mabs. We'll keep them here till they arrive."
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"You won't keep us anywhere."
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"We'll buy this place and have it knocked down."
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"- Right, right, right. - Police, please."
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"Right. We're going."
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"Our car has arrived."
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"- Where is he? - Sulking up the hill."
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"Suits me. He can eat his fucking radish."
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"It's all your fault."
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"- You lead him astray. - I beg your pardon, Monty."
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"Don't tell me you're not aware of it. I know what you're up to, and so do you."
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"- Sherry? - Sherry? Oh, dear, no, no, no."
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"I'd be sucked into his trap. One of us has got to stay on guard."
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"He's so mauve. We don't know what he's planning."
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"I think we'd better release you from the lÈgumes..."
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"and transfer your talents to the meat."
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"You shouldn't treat each other so badly."
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"This boy's been out there frozen to the marrow,"
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"and you just sit in here drinking."
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"- I don't know how to do them. - Well, of course you don't."
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"You are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure."
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"Now, come along. I'm going to teach you how to peel a potato."
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"Isn't it stimulating, getting back to a basic sort of life for a while?"
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"- Yes. - Surrounded by trees and nature,"
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"a rejection of poisonous inhibition..."
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"and a fecund motion of the soul."
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"I mean, with no proper facilities."
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"All the glorious trials of youth, dear boy."
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"When I was a lad, I'd rocket off on my tandem with Wrigglesworth, and we'd just ride and ride."
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"And at night we'd find some barn and fall asleep,"
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"with the perfumes of nature sighing on our skin."
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"Would it be in bad form to plagiarize a toast?"
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"It depends entirely on the quality of the wine."
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"In this instance, it most certainly would not."
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"In that case, to a delightful weekend in the country."
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"We expected a volley of argument concerning Mr. Redgrave."
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"- We're forgetting aboutJake... - Not another word."
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"Not another word. Jake can wait too."
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"Jake isn't a friend, Monty. I'd hoped to avoid telling you this,"
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"but there's a psychotic on the prowl outside this house."
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"Ask him if I exaggerate. He's threatened us, and he's dangerous."
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"Well, there's this local type hanging about."
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"A poacher. We got into a tiff, and he threatened me with a dead fish."
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"Yes, it was rather amusing, actually."
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"When you came in, we thought it was him."
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"And we thought that you cleaning your boots..."
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"Oh, how delicious."
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"Mmm, more meat?"
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"No, thank you. I'll go out for a walk."
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"Listen, I know what you're thinking, but I had no alternative."
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"The old bugger's come a long way, and I didn't want to put the wind up him."
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"Your sensitivity overwhelms me."
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"If you think you're gonna have a weekend's indulgence at his expense,"
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"which means him having a weekend's indulgence at my expense,"
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"- you've got another thing coming. - I give you my word."
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"- He means business. - Anyway, he sent me out to tell you coffee's ready."
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"I couldn't drink it. I've got a cramp in the mouth from grinning."
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""Laisse-moir respirir,"
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"longtemps longtemps L 'odeur de tes cheveux. ""
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"Ah, Baudelaire."
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"Brings back such memories of Oxford!"
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"in a punt with a chap called Norman..."
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"who had red hair and a book of poetry..."
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"stained with the butter drips from crumpets."
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"I often wonder where Norman is now."
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"Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford."
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"A cat and rain."
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"Vim under the sink."
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"And both bars on."
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"But old now... old."
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"There can be no true beauty without decay."
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""A requiem for England." - How right you are. How right you are."
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"We live in a kingdom of rains..."
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"where royalty comes in gangs."
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"Come on, lads. Let's get home. The sky is beginning to bruise."
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"Night must fall, and we shall be forced to camp."
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"- All right. - I want the room with the lock. Agree to that, or I'm off."
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"Good ol'Jake, eh? I told you. He's back."
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"And that's precisely the reason I'm off to London."
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"Let's all have a good laugh, eh, Withnail?"
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"He's going away. He's leaving."
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"Come on. Let's pack up and get out of here before it gets dark."
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""Here hare, here.""
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""Here hare, here.""
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"Good ol'Jake."
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"Ace bets. Ace bets two and it's over to you."
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"That's four."
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"Now, last card up."
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"And... oh!"
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"There she is."
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