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Clips from Withnail & I (1987)

"Now get after him. That's the man."
Withnail & I (1987)
"- Hey, stop! - Stop!"
Withnail & I (1987)
"Stop! Please!"
Withnail & I (1987)
"Stop, please! Please stop!"
Withnail & I (1987)
"Please stop!"
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"We've gone on holiday by mistake."
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"Stop saying that, Withnail! Of course he's the fucking farmer!"
Withnail & I (1987)
"We desperately need fuel and wood."
Withnail & I (1987)
"Montague Withnail. You must know him!"
Withnail & I (1987)
"Think his name's French, or summit."
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"- French? - Aye. Adriene De La Touche."
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"He ain't been here for a couple of years."
Withnail & I (1987)
"- Last time I saw him he was with his son. - Yeah, that's him."
Withnail & I (1987)
"Listen, we're bona fide. We're not from London. Could we have some fuel and wood?"
Withnail & I (1987)
"What about food? Do you think you could sell us something to eat?"
Withnail & I (1987)
"I could bring you a chicken, but you'll have to go to the village."
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"Mr. Parkin. What happened to your leg?"
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"Got a randy bull up there. Give me one in the knee."
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"You wanna go out back? Get some spuds up?"
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"- You'd go if you had boots?"
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"Gladly."
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"- I've got one!"
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"- Great. How much do we owe you? - Pay us when you come down."
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"With. With."
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"Parkin's been. There's our supper."
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"- What are we supposed to do with that? - Eat it."
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"Eat it? The fucker's alive."
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"- I'm fire lighter and fuel collector. - Yeah, I know that, but I got the logs in."
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"It takes away your appetite looking at it."
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"No, it doesn't. I'm starving."
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"- How can we make it die? - You have to throttle them."
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"All right, get hold of it. You hold it down. I'll strangle it."
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"I can't. Those dreadful, beady eyes. They stare you out."
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"All right, I'll deal with this."
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"Never point guns at people! It's extremely dangerous."
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"You're the food and plumbings man. I have no idea. I wish I'd found this an hour ago."
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"- Shouldn't it be more bald than that? - No, it shouldn't."
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"Right. We're gonna have to reverse the roles."
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"We can bake the potatoes in the oven..."
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"- Let's get its feet off. - No."
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"It's gonna need its feet."
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"It can stand with its legs on either side of that."
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"I've already put two shilling pieces in."
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"No, I haven't got another."
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"It's not my fault if the system doesn't work."
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"The bitch hung up on me."
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"Hello? How are you?"
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"Very well."
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"A what? Why wouldn't they see me?"
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"This is ridiculous."
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"I haven't been up for a job in three months!"
Withnail & I (1987)
"Understudy Constantine? I'm not going to understudy Constantine."
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"Why can't I play the part?"
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"This is ridiculous."
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"No, I'm not in London. Penrith."
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"Penrith!"
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"Well, what about TV?"
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"Listen, I pay you ten percent to do that."
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"Well, lick ten percent of the asses for me, then!"
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"Hello? Hello? Hello?"
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"The bastard asked me to understudy Constantine in The Seagull."
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"Always full of women staring out of windows,"
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"whining about ducks going to Moscow."
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"What do you think of Desmond Wolfe?"
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"It's too like Donald Wolfit."
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"I suppose happiness is relative."
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"- Hey! - What's the matter with him?"
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"- Shut the gate! - You didn't shut the gate!"
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"Stop that bull!"
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"Grab its ring! Keep your bag up!"
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"Out-mind him."
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"That can't be sensible, can it? The bastard's about to run at me!"
Withnail & I (1987)
"Wants to get down there and have sex with those cows."
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"Shut up!"
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"Shut that gate and keep it shut!"
Withnail & I (1987)
"I think an evening at the Crow."
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"If the Crow and Crown ever had life, it was dead now."
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"It was like walking into a lung,"
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"a sulfer-stained, nicotine yellow and fly-blown lung."
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"Its landlord was a retired alcoholic with military pretensions..."
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"and a complexion like the inside of a teapot."
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"By the time the doors opened, he was arse-holed on rum..."
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"and got progressively more arse-holed..."
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"We'll have another pair of large scotches."
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"Thought I was going for a minute."
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"No man's put me down yet."
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"Yes, as a matter of fact, I have."
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"Before I became a journalist, I was in the Territorials."
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"You know, when you first came in,"
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"You could never, never disguise it."
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"- What were you in? - Tanks."
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"Africa Corps. Little before your time."
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"I don't suppose you've engaged, have you?"
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"- Ireland. - Ooh, crack at the Mick?"
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"We'll have another pair of large scotches."
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"These shall be my pleasure."
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"What are you doing up here, then?"
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"Survey of rural types."
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"You know, farmers, traveling tinkers,"
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"milkmen, that sort of thing."
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"Have you metJake?"
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"But, uh, keep it under your hat, hmm?"
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"What's all this army bollocks?"
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"We got a drink, didn't we?"
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"Time, gentlemen."
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"I think he means it."
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"- Go ask him if we can have one. - What for?"
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"- You've got eels down your leg. - You leave them alone."
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"Nothing down there of interest to you."
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"Help us out, Raymond."
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"These be fed from asshole to beak."
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"How about one of those pheasants? Go on, ask him."
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"Excuse me. We were wondering if we could purchase a pheasant off of you?"
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"No. I've got nothing to sell."
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"Come on, old boy. What's in your hump?"
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"Now look, you. Them pheasants are for his pot. These here are for my pot."
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"I might come and see you lads in a week. I might fetch you up a rabbit."
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"Listen, you young prat. I ain't got no pheasants."
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"I ain't got no birds, no more than you have."
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"Of course you have. You're the poacher."
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