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Clips from Withnail & I (1987)

"- Oh, splendid. - And he's just had an audition for rep."
Withnail & I (1987)
"Oh, splendid! So you're a Thespian too?"
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"Monty used to act."
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"One hardly says that."
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"I cracked the boards in my youth, but I never really had it in my blood."
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"And that's what's so essential, isn't it?"
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"Alas, I have little more than vintage wine and memories."
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"It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life..."
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"when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself,"
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""I will never play the Dane.""
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"When that moment comes,"
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"one's ambition ceases."
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"Don't you agree?"
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"- It's a part I intend to play, Uncle. - And you'll be marvelous."
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"Marvelous."
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""It's gone."
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"to offer it the show of violence.""
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"Let's go. He's a madman."
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"Any minute now, he's gonna rush out and get into his tights."
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"- Okay, okay. Any minute. - The house or out."
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"Could I have a word with you, Monty?"
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"Oh, forgive me, dear boy. Forgive me."
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"I was allowing memory to have the better of me."
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"Indeed, I remember my first agent."
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"Raymond Duck."
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"Four floors up on the Charing Cross Road,"
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"and never a job at the top of them."
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"I'm told you're a writer too."
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"Do you write poems?"
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"No. I wish I could. It's just thoughts, really."
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"- Are you published? - Oh, no."
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"Where did you school?"
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"He went to the other place, Monty."
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"Oh, you went to Eton?"
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"It's trying to get itself in with you. It's trying for even more advantage."
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"It's obsessed with its gut. It's like a bloody rugby ball now."
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"- It will die! It will die! - Monty. Monty."
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"No, no, dear boy. You must leave."
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"Yet again, that oaf has destroyed my day."
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"Listen, Monty. Could I just have a quick word with you? In private?"
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"Oh... very well."
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"What's all this going off in private business? Why did you tell him I went to Eton?"
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"Because it wouldn't have helped if I hadn't."
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"I'm just trying to establish you in some sort of context he'd understand."
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""All Along the Watchtower"]"
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"- Scrubbers! - Up yours, Granddad!"
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"- Scrubbers! Scrubbers! - Shut up!"
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"Little tarts. They love it."
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"I'm trying to drive this thing as quietly as possible."
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"If you don't shut up, we'll get stopped by the police."
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"- Give me the bottle. - Look at that. Look at that."
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""Accident black spot." These aren't accidents!"
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"Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness!"
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"Throw yourself into the road, darling!"
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"You haven't got a chance!"
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"At some point or another, I want to stop and get hold of a child."
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"To tutor it in the ways of righteousness..."
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"and procure some uncontaminated urine."
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"This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in absolute safety."
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"You fill this with piss, take this pipe down the trouser..."
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"and cellotape this valve to the end of the old chap."
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"Then you get horribly drunk, and they can't fucking touch you."
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"According to these instructions,"
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"you refuse everything but a urine sample."
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"You undo your valve..."
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"and they have to give you your keys back."
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"- Are we there? - No, we're not. We're here."
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"We're in the middle of a fucking gale."
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"- Where's the whiskey? - What for?"
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"I got a bastard behind the eyes."
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"I can't take aspirins without a drink."
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"We've come out here in the middle of nowhere without aspirins?"
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"- Where are we? - How should I know where we are?"
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"Get hold of that map and look for a place called Crow Crag."
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"Give me the keys. Get out of the way."
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"If I don't get aspirin, I shall die..."
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"here on this fucking mountainside!"
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"Monty."
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"- What are you doing? - Sitting down to enjoy my holiday."
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"Right. Now, we're gonna have to approach this scientifically."
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"First thing we've got to do is get this fire alight."
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"I'll deal with the water and other plumbing."
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"You can check the fuel and wood situation."
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"- What's that? - The fuel and wood situation."
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"- This place is uninhabitable. - Give it a chance. It's got to warm up."
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"We'll be found dead in here next spring."
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"I've got a blinding fucking headache."
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"We must have heat."
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"We've got to keep this bastard burning."
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"Tomorrow we'll go down that farm and get some logs."
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"Mistake, I'm telling you. This was a dreadful mistake."
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"- Who's there? - Me."
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"What do you want?"
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"I wondered if you could sell us some food... eggs and things."
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"Hmm?"
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"What about wood and coal?"
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"Not the attitude I'd been given to expect..."
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"from the H.E. Bates novel I'd read."
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"Clearly a myth."
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"Do you think you could tell me where I could buy some coal and wood?"
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"You'll have to see me son. He runs this farm."
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"- Where is your son? - Up in top fields."
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"Wake up, you bastard! You gotta get wood."
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"Jesus! You're covered in shit."
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"I tried to get the fuel and wood."
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"There's a miserable little pensioner down there."
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"- She wouldn't give it to me. - Where are we gonna get it, then?"
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"Why he's up there fuck knows."
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"But he's up there with a leg in polythene."
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"You can't miss him. He's your man."
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"And have another look in that shed. Find anything."
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"How come Monty owns such a horrible little shack?"
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"No idea."
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"I fail to see my family as of any interest to you."
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"I dislike relatives in general, my own in particular."
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"- Why? - Because... I've told you why."
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"We're incompatible. They don't like me being on stage."
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"- What do you mean? - You rarely are."
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"You just wait! Just you wait!"
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"When I strike, they won't know what hit them."
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