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Clips from The Social Network (2010)

"Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China"
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"Well, first, an awful lot of people live in China, but here's my question."
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"How do you distinguish yourself in a population of people"
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"- I didn't know they take SATs in China. - They don't."
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"I wasn't talking about China anymore, I was talking about me."
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"You got a 1600?"
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"You know, from a woman's perspective,"
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"I was kidding."
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"And, yes, I got nothing wrong on the test."
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"- To row crew? - To get into a final club."
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"To row crew? No. Are you, like, whatever, delusional?"
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"But you've seen guys who row crew, right?"
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"Okay, well, they're bigger than me. They're world-class athletes."
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"And a second ago, you said you like guys who row crew"
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"so I assumed you had met one."
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"Would you like to talk about something else?"
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"No. It's just since the beginning of the conversation about finals club,"
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"There are really more people in China with genius IQs than the entire population..."
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"The Phoenix is the most diverse. The Fly Club... Roosevelt punched the Porc."
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"Is it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls"
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"who want to party with the next Fed chairman?"
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"So you can see why it's so important to get in."
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"- Why would you ask me that? - I was just asking."
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"My friend Eduardo made $300,000 betting oil futures one summer"
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"and Eduardo won't come close to getting in."
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"The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here."
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"- He likes meteorology. - You said it was oil futures."
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"You can read the weather, you can predict the price of heating oil."
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"because you think the final club that's easiest to get into"
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"I... What?"
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"because you think that that's the one where I'll have the best chance."
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"The one that's the easiest to get into would be the one"
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"where anybody has the best chance."
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"- Mark, I'm not speaking in code. - Erica."
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"You're obsessed with finals clubs."
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"I'm just saying I need to do something substantial"
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"Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president"
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"He was a member of the Porcellian, and yes, he did."
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"Well, why don't you just concentrate on being the best you you can be?"
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"Did you really just say that?"
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"I was kidding."
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"I wanna try to be straightforward with you"
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"and tell you I think you might want to be a little more supportive."
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"If I get in, I will be taking you to the events and the gatherings,"
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"and you'll be meeting a lot of people you wouldn't normally get to meet."
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"Well, I wanna try and be straightforward with you"
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"- What do you mean? - We're not dating anymore. I'm sorry."
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"- Is this a joke? - No, it's not."
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"You're breaking up with me?"
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"Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now"
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"is 'cause you used to sleep with the door guy."
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""The door guy"? His name is Bobby. I have not slept with the door guy."
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"The door guy is a friend of mine, and he's a perfectly good class of people."
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"And what part of Long Island are you from, Wimbledon?"
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"- Wait. Wait, wait. - I'm going back to my dorm."
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"- Is this real? - Yes."
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"- Then wait, I apologize, okay? - I have to go study."
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"- I'm sorry, I mean it. - I appreciate that, but I have to go study."
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"- I can't. - Why?"
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"Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like dating a StairMaster."
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"I wasn't making a comment on your appearance."
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"I was saying that you go to BU. I was stating a fact, that's all,"
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"and if it seemed rude, then I apologize."
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"'Cause you go to BU."
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"I am sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education."
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"- I think we should just be friends. - I don't want friends."
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"I have no intention of being friends with you."
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"I'm under some pressure right now from my OS class"
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"because you're a nerd."
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"And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won't be true."
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"Erica Albright's a bitch."
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"or do you think it's because all BU girls are bitches?"
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"For the record, she may look like a 34C,"
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"I need to do something to take my mind off her."
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"Easy enough, except I need an idea."
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"I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie."
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"So what if it's not even 10:00 p.m. And it's a Tuesday night?"
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"Billy."
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"and some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics."
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"next to pictures of farm animals and have people vote on who's hotter."
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"Good call, Mr. Olson."
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"but I like the idea of comparing two people together."
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"It gives the whole thing a very "Turing" feel"
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"like they do on hotornot. Com."
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"The first thing we're going to need is a lot of pictures."
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"Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep a public centralized facebook,"
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"so I'm going to have to get all the images"
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"from the individual houses that people are in."
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"Let the hacking begin."
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"First up is Kirkland."
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"They keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration."
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"So a little Wget magic is all that's necessary to download the entire Kirkland facebook."
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"Kids' stuff."
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"They're also open, but with no indexes on Apache."
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"I can run an empty search"
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"and it returns all of the images in the database in a single page."
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"And I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me."
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"Excuse me! Everybody!"
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"and I'm gonna go ahead and say they don't have access to the main FAS user database,"
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"so they have no way of detecting an intrusion."
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"Adams has no security, but limits the number of results to 20 a page."
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"Quincy has no online facebook. What a sham."
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"Not only is there no public directory, but there's no directory at all."
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"You have to do searches,"
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"This may be difficult. I'll come back later."
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"So it's definitely necessary to break out Emacs and modify that Perl script."
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"Here you go."
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"Done."
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"Perfect timing. Eduardo's here and he's going to have the key ingredient."
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"How did you know that?"
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"It's on your blog."
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"- Yeah. - Are you all right?"
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"- I need you. - I'm here for you."
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"No, I need the algorithm you use to rank chess players."
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"- You mean other students. - Yeah."
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"You think this is such a good idea?"
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"Give each girl a base rating of 1400."
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"When any two girls are matched up, there's an expectation of which will win"
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"based on their current rating, right?"
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"Yeah. And those expectations are expressed this way."
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