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Clips from Veep - Signals (S02E02)

"that ever happened to you and you just threw it away."
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"And what about poor Memaw, who's guaranteed to be dead by March?"
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"- Yeah, let's just get out. - There's some Advil in the bag."
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"Yeah, I hope we have a number for a contract killer, too."
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"it's been previously loved and paid for by a couple of guys."
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"No, I've added this to my debt."
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"You had a drinking problem?"
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"Not even an issue. A hitch."
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"So are we really not doing anything"
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"I love being close to the inaction."
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"to Israel will both be discussed."
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"- A misplaced decimal point can kill a diabetic. - Yes, sir."
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"- Mr. Ryan. - Yes, sir."
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"- That's what they're gonna call it? - Yeah."
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"Okay, so they want me to go to a pig roast"
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"I'll bring you back a sandwich and a six-toed husband."
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"- Excuse me? - You do it very efficiently."
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"Did you know that I'm paying 65 grand a year to that school?"
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"- as kind of my pet project. - Oh, for fuck's sakes."
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"- I've got someplace I've got to be. - Where?"
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"If you kill his mother and then dress in her skin, that's technically illegal."
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"Local to here."
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"I hear the hostage situation is really heating up."
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"Mike, look at this."
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"It's a plane with a logo. It's not Space Mountain."
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"What the hell do you do on Air Force One, rub your dick on the seats?"
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"- Ma'am. - Ugh."
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"What, Gary? What's wrong?"
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"All right, well, somebody WikiLeaked the code."
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"I just need something basic for today."
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"I don't want to get stuck talking pig shit"
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"No one will see that. It's subtle."
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"Okay, Gary, when a man and a woman"
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"love each other very much and it's the man's birthday--"
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"No, Catherine's essay is about"
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"- Ouch. - We have to issue a statement."
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"pro-Palestinian, but subtly more pro-Israeli statement."
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"I mean, hit F9 and print that fucker out."
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"of tightrope-walking, say-nothing bullshit."
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"Look at you, a grown woman with cotton candy."
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"Oh, gosh, that looks like finger-licking fun."
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"What's going on? We've got to get some meat on your bones."
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"Two things in politics to avoid--"
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"If this were the '60s,"
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"that you need to get your daughter Catherine"
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"It was Mike. He had you on top of his body."
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"No, that came out wrong."
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"I'm getting a lot of attention."
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"Yeah, actually, it's my boyfriend."
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"No, that's not what I meant."
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"Oh, sorry. It's just my grampy, he was a real prick."
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"Get some towels. I may need to daughter board her."
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"Yes, sir. It's very tiring."
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"We also desire a settled homeland for the Palestinian people."
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"Oh, look who we have here."
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"We were just heading to the hospital."
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"Oh, that's a good one."
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"and I mean smash it-- all the while focusing on the inside game."
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"It's not being in the helicopter."
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"running around trying to put my head back on."
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"Right, Rahim?"
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"Mike, where are you?"
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"And are you paralyzed from the neck down?"
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"- Why aren't you stopping this? - Stopping..."
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"Has the position of this administration changed"
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"J-1-1."
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"But you fucking owe me for this. Excuse me."
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"These pork folks won't ask Selina about Middle East politics, right?"
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"the Middle East means Kansas."
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"and I think you're being really brave."
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"Jesus, he doesn't look like he's dying."
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"My family was guilt-tripping the shit out of me"
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"and so I exaggerated to come visit."
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"- Like with Furlong. - Wow."
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"...and as a homeland for the Jewish people"
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"And the president and I..."
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"Okay, Mike, it's right next to the coals."
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"You think this pig is gonna attack her?"
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"Son, that fucker is skinned and roasted."
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"He's at a huge disadvantage."
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"You can't have it. Good-bye."
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"a very polite chat in the next few days with the vice president."
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"Your wife is perfectly fine. She ran the Seattle Marathon."
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"- We do need to leave. - Oh, really?"
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"You can't raise pigs without excrement, ma'am."
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"- I thank you for your time. Hello, Miss America? - Yeah."
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"Since the midterms, it's been really apocalyptic."
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"Is that Dan Egan?"
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"So you discussed our signals with your girlfriend?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"he didn't even graze it. We went on three dates."
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"I mean besides a big, fat slap."
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"You still have plenty of time."
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"I am happy without kids."
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"At work we actually call her Amiable Amy."
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"- No, thank you. - I will help you carry that second coffee."
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"No, I am proud of you. But, sweetheart,"
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"and that's 29 electoral votes."
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"Okay, I'm still not going to apologize."
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"that wonderful movie with the blue people in it."
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"And I did the math. I'll chase my student debt"
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"Coffee."
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"I owe 100 grand."
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"This is gonna be like "Super Size Me" all over again."
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"Why don't you guys just go see "Mamma Mia!" again"
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"for the 10th fucking time?"
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"Do not swear at me, Catherine. Don't."
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"We got to smile at her and cut her Jell-O."
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"Mike, if she's in the can, haul her out."
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"I don't care if she's trailing paper."
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"She can make this if she leaves right this second."
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"Look, Mike, man up and prioritize, okay?"
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"- What about Wednesday? - Ahem."
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"Wednesday you're with your dad."
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"Thursday you're with me and Grandma."
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"- You are a great negotiator. - I know I am."
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"Okay? I can do it, you can stay here."
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"We'll liaise via e-mail."
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"if you were physically there."
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"You're right. It needs to happen. Let's go."
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