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Clips from Veep - Signals (S02E02)

"- Well, I speak Farsi-- - You speak Farsi?"
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"Yeah, that's where we're from."
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"- Oh, I see. Tehran. - Yeah. Yep."
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"Oh, I don't need to talk to General Mercer right now."
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"Can you hang tight two seconds, Rahim?"
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"the hostage situation in around 25 minutes."
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"No, no, no. Don't go ahead without me."
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"- Rahim, stay. You, too, Catherine. - Yeah, okay."
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"I have to get back to study for a midterm."
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"Yeah, yeah. What are your parents' names?"
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"- And investigate their finances. - Yes, ma'am."
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"I was actually reconsidering my financial situation."
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"No, ma'am."
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"- I look like Bozo. - Do you want me to fix it?"
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"to one of her girlfriends."
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"The link to your video conference is up, ma'am."
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"Gary..."
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"Jonah, please. Just shut up."
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"No, he left."
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"I have a Google alert set up for your name."
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"in the "Post" about the hostage situation?"
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"You resented my success when we were married, okay?"
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"But now it is absolutely eating you raw."
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"You were the best thing to ever happen to him and he threw it away."
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"Ma'am, we have to go now if you want to catch Kent for a hostages meeting."
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"Okay, listen, I will not have you"
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"- Okay. - I will not."
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"- Oh, you don't? - No, no, I will. I want the bag."
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"No, I want Catherine to spend Thanksgiving with me,"
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"not some random boyfriend."
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"With any luck."
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"Well, congratulations."
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"You have successfully learned how to manipulate Catherine."
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"How is that insulting to her?"
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"- Just hanging up on him. - Shall we go?"
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"I'll do it."
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"Nice wheels, Mike. This new?"
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"Not quite. Like your mother,"
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"- I like it. - No, this isn't like when I drank."
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"You had a drinking hitch?"
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"Dan, I owe 100 grand."
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"So, I've accepted what I cannot change."
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"A few extra grand doesn't matter."
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"Are you drunk right now?"
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"Morning, Mr. Egan. Have you read the regionality paper?"
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"- I get that all the time. - No, you don't."
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"But I need to talk"
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"to that autistic lumberjack son of a bitch."
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"Oh, there he is. Hi, Kent."
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"- Madam Vice President. - Hey, I heard you were doing Pilates."
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"I didn't know you had a core."
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"about the hostages now?"
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"- Nothing at all? - We are doing something."
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"- Yeah? What are we doing? - Nothing."
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"Until the numbers support intervention,"
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"doing nothing is the most positive thing we can do."
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"You know, it's just so great talking to you, Kent."
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"The national security meeting this afternoon is still happening, right?"
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"SM-17d. There's a lower case D."
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"- Apologies, sir. - Details are important."
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"I look forward to attending the meeting as per our deal."
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"That's if you can possibly be back in time."
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"- Back in time from what? - I'm sorry, I have an 8:45."
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"- Yes? - The Listen to Rural America program"
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"You know what? Why don't you put on your running shoes"
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"and get to the fucking point, Jonah?"
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"The North Carolina Pork Board is having a pig picking today."
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"Sounds classy. Will Kate Middleton be there?"
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"and utilize your people skills to kick off "U.S., Hey.""
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"Who came up with that incredibly shitty name?"
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"to fuck the pig before they roasted it?"
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"I wouldn't presume they took turns."
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"Let me tell you something. I'm going to that 4:30 meeting"
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"the wrong way like Superman and reverse time."
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"- Do you understand that? - Yes, ma'am."
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"Ma'am, my dad has taken a turn for the worse."
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"I'm thinking this pig picking is a good opportunity--"
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"Oh, yeah, skip it. Skip it. Go to him."
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"- Maybe if she landed at a different base-- - Gary."
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"This is not your area of expertise."
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"It's just typing into a calendar."
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"I'm sorry, Sue. Your job is really difficult."
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"- Gary. - Oh, thank you, Jesus."
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"We got to go. We're gonna go mix with the hicks."
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"Congressman Furlong called and he'd like some face time."
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"Okay, well, let's see, I'd rather set fire to my vulva."
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"- So that's a no. - He's in town trying to play nice"
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"- for a possible Senate run in the next year or so. - Seriously?"
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"Roger Furlong trying to play nice is like Brando trying to play Annie."
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"That's a good one, Mike."
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"- Thanks, ma'am. - Wait. Ma'am?"
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"I just got a message here. Something about a paper"
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"that your daughter wrote that ended up on some guy's blog."
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"See, this is why China regulates their Internet. What does it say?"
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"I don't know. Some film studies course. A paper she wrote."
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"They had better be putting gold on that popcorn instead of butter, right?"
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"- Oh, ma'am! - What? Oh, no."
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"- I'm out of here. - I'm coming with you."
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"- What? - POTUS wants me to monitor U.S. Hey"
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"Yeah, well, it's early days, Mike."
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"Can you take care of this Catherine business?"
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"Technically."
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"The veep's office is pumped"
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"about the new foreign policy portfolio, sir."
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"And I read this really interesting paper"
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"on how regionality"
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"Did you just join this Pilates studio, Mr. Egan?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, you know, it's convenient."
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"- Where do you live? - Nearby."
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"People think they can just get on one of these machines."
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"No. Six months I did before I got on this."
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"Look at this, Mike."
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"Just sipping some coffee. Air Force Two."
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"Real good. Take a picture of me looking out the window."
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"Jonah. Jonah, calm down."
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"I haven't actually been on Air Force One."
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"- What? - I haven't been--"
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"Oh!"
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"- How you doing, Mike? - I'm doing great, ma'am."
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"Heard about your financial situation."
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