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Clips from The Office - Golden Ticket (S05E05)

"...7- 5. Five-ling."
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"That really makes us look unprofessional."
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"Here we go. Knock knock."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"We will ask the questions. What the hell was that?"
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"Mine was retribution. What are you doing?"
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"No more knock knock jokes."
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"That's it. Ding dong."
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"Dwight, get the door. I'm not answering it."
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"I'm not answering that. Yes, you're going to."
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"is probably the best idea I have ever had."
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"MICHAEL: Three days ago,"
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"It will be a day for them that is full of whimsy and full of excitement."
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"Now it is your turn."
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"We own our own delivery trucks."
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"No. No. No."
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"Why is it so bad for me to call and ask her to lunch today?"
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"(SIGHING) You're making it too easy for her."
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"if it feels right, you'll know. ANDY: No."
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"What power?"
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"how to deal with this girl that I like, Lynn."
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"I don't like getting advice from more than one person at a time."
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"You can't let a girl feel good about herself. It will backfire on you."
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"Every compliment has to be backhanded."
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"Guys with girlfriends don't."
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"was it a spoiled little girl"
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"Hold on one sec. Invite them on the tour."
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"Yeah. That's kind of a big client."
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"Hey, Oscar."
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"That's going to hurt. JIM: Hold on one sec."
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"Start over."
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"How does this happen?"
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"Irrelevant."
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"What is a pallet?"
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""Stopping a fight in the parking lot."
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"No, they can't. Yes, they can."
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"All right, then we're screwed."
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"And I have a mortgage, so I'm a little pissed, too."
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"Well, you know what, Jim, it is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam."
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"Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?"
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"(TELEPHONE RINGING) Okay, don't get that. Please."
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"I've got a golden-ticket idea."
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"All right. I'll find out if he's out yet."
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"was an examination of my large colon"
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"Yes."
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"Come on in. Good to see you. Have a seat."
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"Okay, you know what, you came up with this idea."
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"Plus, we werert allowed to see movies, so do the math."
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"Would you like to go to lunch with me? Just the two of us?"
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"Like that? No. Stop it."
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"it's liable to just turn into this blackened, carbon brick,"
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"where it has barbeque sauce of shame and rage."
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"I want you to fall on your sword for me."
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"I did fall on my sword once."
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"You're cooped up in there all day. You don't get to do your farming."
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"I have an idea for a fancy mers shoe store called Shoe La La."
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"that is why he has come to the conclusion..."
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"instead of experiencing the whole wide world."
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"Good to see you. Nice surprise. Hey."
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"Yeah."
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"that they have decided to make Dunder Mifflin their exclusive provider"
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"of all office supplies."
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"Congratulations, Dwight."
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"you're welcome. Yeah."
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"(ALL APPLAUDING)"
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"All right, Dwight!"
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"Hey, Dwight, great idea. Dwight, Dwight, great idea."
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"How did it pop into your head, Dwight? Just boom."
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"Just give me the details of how that happened."
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"I mean, you've been talking about that movie for years."
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"What?"
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"when you dressed up as Willy Wonka to pitch this idea,"
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"DAVID: This is... This is great."
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"David. David. DAVID: 'Cause I've got this idea for a..."
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"He's never seen the movie."
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"(DAVID LAUGHS) All right."
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"Okay, guys, listen up. Here's the deal. I love candy, sweet, sugary candy,"
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"to the moment it's metabolized by my stomach acid,"
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"so naturally I liked Willy Wonka."
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"I can't vouch for that. Pam."
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"What is going on here? Okay, here's what happened, David."
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"and Dwight will not confess. Can you believe that?"
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"How dare you, Dwight? It is my idea."
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"Hey, did you come up with Toilet Buddy?"
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"formerly known as Toilet Guard. Horse Boat."
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"so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down."
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"Horse Boat. Toilet Sponge."
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"Yes, it's Michael's idea that he forced on me on threat of death."
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"Well, David, I will be honest with you."
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"Okay."
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"When they look back on this day in the history books,"
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"And that's what I'm going to write down in my diary."
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"Nice..."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Well, it's his funeral, so..."
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"Hello in there?"
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"We'll come back at..."
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"Sure. Pam, knock knock."
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"(WHISPERS) I'm on the phone. I know you are. Knock knock."
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"You can fax it over."
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"Yeah, 5-7-0-5-5-5... 4-9-1..."
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"(CHUCKLING) 0-1-7-5. Thank you. Bye-bye."
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"They would never know it was me doing it."
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"Buddha."
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"Buddha who? Buddha this bread for me, won't you?"
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"Now, there's butter on my desk. That was melting."
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"It was a classic. I got a knock knock joke."
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"No. God."
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"Michael, please, please, please."
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"Please let me. All right."
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"(CLEARING THROAT) Knock knock. Who's there?"
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"KGB. KG..."
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"Hey, hey! Stop it! Stop it! Hey! Come on! You like that? You like that?"
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"What are you doing? Mine was part of a hilarious joke!"
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"Who's there? KGB."
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"Answer the door. Ding dong."
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"No way. It's the KGB. JIM: Ding dong."
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"JIM: Ding dong. I'm not going to answer it. It's the KGB."
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"The KGB will wait for no one!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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