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Clips from The O.C. - The Third Wheel (S01E01)

"I mean, me compared to that dude or that guy."
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"- Right. - Are you checking out dudes again?"
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"But there are plenty here tonight, aren't there? A lot of musicians."
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"In fact, I think I'm gonna go find some myself."
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"Why don't you and Seth talk. You know, about anything."
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"- Cohen, you and Anna...? - Me and Anna what? What?"
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"Will you guys stand with me at the concert?"
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"Marissa's on a date, and I'm all alone tonight, so..."
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"Yeah. Hey, man. I thought your boy was supposed to be here an hour ago."
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"Sorry."
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"No. Summer is bringing refreshments for her friends."
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"- I gotta pee. You gotta pee? - I'll come with you."
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"You know the night that Mom and Dad came home early from Palm Springs?"
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"Everything I know, I learned from you."
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"Hey, Connect Four!"
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"Congratulations. Next Saturday, Yahtzee."
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"No, wait. Stay. Battleship? Uno?"
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"Just what Orange County needs. Another show home."
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"Airlifted from the McMansion factory and dropped from the sky..."
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"The one on the bluff, that's a great house."
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"- Oh, nice. Hailey, nice. - I was kidding."
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"- Is this true? - Yeah."
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"You know who's tired? Me. So why don't we stop."
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"No, stop protecting her."
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"Well, you won't have to put up with me for much longer, okay?"
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"- Sorry? - It's not your fault, Jimmy."
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"There's a marathon on. I can't get the song out of my head."
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"I love The Golden Girls."
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"You're Rose? I'm Blanche."
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"It's kind of weird that I relate to a 70-year-old, but..."
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"How about when Rose adopts the pig?"
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"Then Sophia loses her glasses and thinks the pig is a baby."
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"It's so funny."
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"Sorry about that in there. My little tantrum."
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"You gotta go, like, right now?"
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"Didn't tonight feel like the good old days?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah. I would too."
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"No. You were 8 when I went away to college."
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"You're Kirsten's sister."
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"Look, we don't want to make a complicated situation..."
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"The last thing we need is having Sandy or Kirsten catching us."
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"I think you're lucky to have them looking out for you."
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"- Hi. I'm gonna... - Hey, this is great, right?"
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"- What are we doing? - This is better."
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"Wait. But we're missing the concert. We can't ditch Oliver."
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"- Unlike me, right? - I didn't say that."
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"I know you didn't want to come here tonight..."
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"...so, I mean, I guess if you want to leave..."
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"Right."
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"- Rooney! - We should keep it that way."
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"Yeah, Rooney!"
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"What the hell, man?! Get off me!"
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"- Hey, get off him! - I'm a cop."
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"Ryan, go back inside. Don't tell anybody."
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"Excuse me, barkeep, sir."
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"- Mountain Dew. - How many?"
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"Unfortunately, three."
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"Good, because I need your keys and phone."
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"- Yeah, you okay? - I'm fine. It's Oliver."
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"I knocked. She didn't answer."
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"Maybe she's giving us the house back."
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"Or maybe she's packing and she'll be gone in the morning. And frankly..."
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"...I'd rather have her here, where I can keep an eye on her, than anywhere else."
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"You can't keep her here forever. It's no good for her and it's no good for us."
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"Hello?"
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"Hey, what's wrong?"
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"I'll be right there."
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"It was amazing. They played the whole album."
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"So you're a couple?"
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"- No. - Yes."
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"Kind of, yeah. She came over on New Year's Eve."
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"Technically, you were with that guy Allan, remember?"
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"And you kept insisting that I go find someone to kiss, so I did."
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"I was taking out the garbage, she was in the driveway. You know how it goes."
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"Okay, well, congrats."
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"You're not mad?"
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"Good, because I didn't want this to affect our relationship in any way."
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"Well, Anna, I have to say..."
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"I know. I'm sorry."
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"Although Blanche would've done it to Rose, so..."
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"We'd both really like that if we could hang out."
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"Sure. You guys, we can totally hang out."
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"I mean, in fact, what are you guys doing right now?"
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"A parent leaves a kid like that on his own."
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"Yeah, imagine that."
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"- I'm glad you called me. - Me too."
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"So thanks."
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"Seth's dad seems cool."
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"Well, if it's any consolation, I don't like myself very much right now, either."
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"Natalie didn't show. And then I saw you and Marissa."
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"And what about you? I mean, you must like me a little to get me out of jail."
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"You are."
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"Hey."
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"It gets my blood up."
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"So, what's the plan? Hit Caleb up for more cash. And then what?"
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"- Europe this time? Iceland? Boca? - I don't know."
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"You know, I see how happy you guys are, and I think, "Why can't I have that?""
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"I don't even know what I want."
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"You could stay here."
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"I mean, not here exactly..."
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"See, that's the thing. All I know is what I don't want."
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"Well, that's not entirely true."
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"And the rest..."
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"...you'll figure out. Good night."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"No, wait, don't get up."
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"He's not a bad guy, Oliver. He's..."
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"Oh, hey, wow, kissing. Sorry about that."
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"- Ryan, what happened to you? - Luke, please, you're shouting."
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"- We PlayStationing it, or what? - Yeah. Any time you want to join us."
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"Let's go before he wakes up your parents."
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"Think we can teach him to fetch?"
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"I don't want to be the third wheel or watch you guys make out, so enjoy."
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"- Well, we could stay here. - Yeah, but maybe we should..."
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"Cohen, you've played this game before?"
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"See the way I ripped that guy's spine out?"
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"- That'd be good, a night apart. - Yeah, plus, I'm kind of sick of you."
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"Hey, Cohen. Check out the replay on this tackle. I broke this bitch in half."
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"Well, she's not gonna be there tonight..."
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"- Which one's Rooney? - They're all Rooney."
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