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Clips from The O.C. - The Third Wheel (S01E01)

"I always had a crush on you. You know that?"
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"Now I..."
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"...but, you know, get a home."
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"- I was talking to her. - That's cool."
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"Then how'd she get all those new clothes?"
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"This is gonna be great."
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"We have a place in Big Bear. We should go one weekend."
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"Yeah."
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"I thought you said you wanted us to hang out with friends."
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"Later."
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"Thank you, Cohen. You just reminded me that I need my bio textbook..."
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"And we all know what you're doing here."
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"- Tomorrow night? - Tomorrow night."
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"First, TiVo. I'm gonna erase Hailey's programs."
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"- He's really not my type. - What's your type? Seth Cohen?"
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"We can talk about stuff."
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"We're just not spending New Year's together."
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"We were. But then I found out there's a Golden Girls marathon on Lifetime."
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"Oh, you forgot your balls."
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"It's a routine. And it's tired."
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"Yeah, but it's all sold out."
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"Thank you, Newport Beach. Good night, everybody."
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"- Aunt Hailey. - Did she say why she was here?"
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"Okay, well, come on."
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"Great. "Jimmy Cooper Landscaping," your first job."
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"- Now you're an entrepreneur. - I don't even have references."
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"No. But I bet yours doesn't contain half a pound of hash..."
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"Thanks. I got a spare in the back."
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"You think I'm getting what I deserve after years of being a jackass?"
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"Who plays PlayStation for the sports games?"
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"- Hello? - Hey."
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"I think I really hurt that guy."
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"No wonder Luke seems to be enjoying it so much."
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"Couscous is the other thing."
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"It's always been my fantasy to live in a hotel. Like Eloise."
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"- Cool. - All right, then it's settled. We're going."
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"- Groovy. - Hey, nice."
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"Can we please focus on the crisis at hand for one second? Okay?"
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"What about text messaging?"
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"Wait. If he has a girlfriend, why is he always hanging out with yours?"
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"Look, if you're old enough to go to a concert alone..."
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"- Thanks, you've been very helpful. - I'll call him and see where he is."
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"Good job, Luke. That should help make us a lot of friends."
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"Well, dude, they're gonna go on soon. If Oliver's late, we'll miss the first song."
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"- Summer. - Cohen."
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"- There you are. - What's up, man?"
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"Robert, how's it going? Good to see you."
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"- Why don't you guys join us? - Great. That would be great."
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"Okay, I'm just gonna..."
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"- So, Luke, he's... - Yeah, we don't let him out much."
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"Girls like musicians."
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"Okay, lead the way."
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"Hey. Did you tell her? What did she say? Did she leave?"
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"I'm telling her."
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"If by "great" you mean overbuilt, overpriced and exactly like this one."
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"You're insulting my wife. You're driving my whole family crazy."
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"No, all this talk about plans, about growing up, it's shtick."
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"Jimmy, wait."
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"Yeah. No, Marissa's at a concert."
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"So I've heard all my life."
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"Look, your sister is amazing..."
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"...and Sandy is such a great guy."
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"I know that I am."
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"I'm gonna go."
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"You've known him two weeks. How good a friend can he be?"
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"How did you do that? The usual."
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"All right. You'll miss a hell of a show, though."
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"- Is Jimmy gone? - Yeah. Is she all right?"
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"Where are you?"
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"We wanted to tell you first before we became a couple, which now we are."
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"Hey, whoa, hey, hey, hey!"
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"Well, you were right."
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"- A job. Settle down. - No."
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"Race you?"
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"As someone who's basically been a shut-in for the last 17 years..."
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"- Okay. I know I've been a little bit... - Whipped?"
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"- I'll tell her then. - No. I have to do it."
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"She's got no jobs, no friends and no prospects."
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"Got a flat tire."
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"Somebody slashed it."
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"We're gonna tell Summer that we're dating."
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"- Could you teach Ryan to board? - Lf you can get him on a chair lift."
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"- Load in here, guys. - The band's here."
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"Am I flattering myself to even think that Summer'll care?"
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"- That's not what I'm saying. - What are you saying?"
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"If I don't tell Summer tonight, then later, when I do tell her..."
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"All right."
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"This whole long-distance thing's tough. Looks like I'm dateless tonight."
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"You were a bad influence back in the day."
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"No. It was more like two kind of pathetic people grasping for the old days."
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"Look, the good old days. They're exactly that."
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"Great. So then we both agree that Summer's gonna kill me."
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"...if you're old enough to embark on a real relationship..."
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"- You know who sings this song? - Rooney."
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"So Anna's telling Summer that we're a couple."
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"Unless Summer kills me, in which case, you've been like a brother."
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"Tell me what?"
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"- Really? How'd you do that? - I'm just that good."
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"They met in therapy. He said he's been clean a while, but..."
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"And we flushed all that beer down the toilet."
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"Your friends."
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"There's Marissa. Seth likes your taste in music."
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"- I can't have half? - There are other bagels."
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"He is."
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"- You suck. - I'm sorry."
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"I'm not drinking. Doesn't mean you can't."
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"I think it's just us tonight."
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"- Not alone, with a guy named Oliver. - You broke up."
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"Yes. Absolutely, just gotta check with..."
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"...whose money you stole. Right."
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"We were having fun. And all we've done is fight for so long."
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"She'll stay here and mooch off us..."
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"- She said she wasn't gonna do that. - She's gonna mooch off us forever?"
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"We've done well for ourselves."
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"Same. Although I bet your story doesn't involve a fistfight at cotillion."
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"This is Seth-Luke-Ryan time, and you know what? Guess what."
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"Yeah, that sounds good."
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"- How good is the couscous? - Amazing."
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"Ryan?"
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"I could Blackberry her. That feels very hip, it feels edgy, it feels 21 st century."
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