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Clips from The O.C. - The Third Wheel (S01E01)

"I'm at Oliver's, and he just ordered way too much food."
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"I know you wanted to spend tonight apart..."
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"...but he asked if you would come by."
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"- You're at Oliver's? - Summer had plans."
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"I saw Oliver at therapy. He said if I wanted..."
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"- That's so good. - It's Moroccan."
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"- What's Moroccan? - The food. Just come. Okay?"
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"How do you guys feel about Moroccan?"
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"- It's pretty good. - No, that's the kefta."
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"I can't believe you live in a penthouse. This place is "ridonculous.""
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"Yeah, well, I guess. But with my parents traveling so much..."
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"...it can get a little Ionely."
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"- Lf you ever need any company... - Thanks."
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"They might be gone a while, opening a new hotel in Paris."
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"I love Paris. I could spend all day walking the Champs Elys Áes."
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"I like Paris. I love baguettes."
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"Dude, French chicks don't even shave their armpits."
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"- Have you ever been to Paris, Ryan? - No, not yet."
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"- I hear the Louvre's cool. - Do not go near it."
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"Now, the Rodin Museum and the Mus Áe Picasso..."
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"But you know where my family's been spending most of their time? Switzerland."
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"- Snowboarding the Alps is unreal. - You boarded the Alps?"
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"The closest I've ever come is Whistler."
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"- Yeah, but it's all sold out. - Do you wanna go?"
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"I'll call their manager tomorrow. They're amazing live."
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"I've never heard of them, but I got nothing. I'll go."
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"- Come on, we'll all get to hang out. - It'll be fun."
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"So now you're eating with silverware? Next thing, I'll see you at the Louvre."
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"No, you won't, because, like Oliver said, it's lame."
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"Summer. The way I figure it, I have many options."
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"Like the truth. That's a good one."
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"My delivery system of honesty. The way I tell her."
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"- Now, listen. I could call her. That's one. - Okay."
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"But it's effective. Your voice on one end, hers on the other."
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"- "I'm dating Anna." She'll hear you. - But the phone is a blunt instrument, no?"
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"- Kind of cold. - Mittens required, yes."
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"A carrier pigeon. How cool would that be? Think about it."
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"A little message in his cute little talons. Summer's a pigeon fan."
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"Or am I just too sensitive to the feelings of others?"
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"Coward, definitely."
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"Fine, I'll tell her Monday."
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"Actually, I think Tuesday. I might give it till Friday."
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"Rooney. I saw them open for The Vines in L.A. Last year."
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"- Big whoop. We're seeing them tonight. - I thought it was sold out."
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"It happens they are. But I also happen to be dialed in. I got the hookups."
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"Or at least Oliver does. And I'm gonna ride his coattails."
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"Oliver? As in Oliver, the guy who wanted to kiss your girlfriend on New Year's?"
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"- Morning, Hailey. - It's not like that. He's got a girlfriend."
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"- Couldn't tell you, but thanks. - The guy seems cool, right?"
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"I don't know. We don't seem to have a lot in common."
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"- Besides your girlfriend. - Keep twisting the knife. Feels good."
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"Whatever. He got us backstage passes. Good enough for me."
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"Backstage? So now you have to worry about your girl with Oliver and rock stars?"
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"Mind if I finish cornflakes?"
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"Hey, at least she asked. It's a start."
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"- We'll have the place to ourselves. - Yes. We can eat bagels."
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"She's crammed that TiVo full of every E! True Hollywood special."
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"I'm just saying, she's cluttering up the TiVo."
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"And a clear TiVo equals a clear mind."
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"Are we okay with the kids going to that concert?"
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"- Yeah. - What if Rooney is, like..."
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"...death-metal Satan-worshipping speed freaks?"
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"Honey, that went out in the late '90s."
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"I saw it on a special on E!"
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"I'll run Rooney up my proverbial flagpole, but you have got to speak to Hailey."
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"So?"
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"- Yeah, it's my first time hearing it, so... - That's why we're doing a run-through."
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"- And Oliver is...? I mean... - Is someone jealous?"
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"Oliver will be with Natalie. Rooney is a really good band."
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"- There won't be dancing, right? - I'll dance. You can watch."
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"- I think that's enough. - What?"
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"There was almost a knee bend. You were about to find the beat."
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"- And? - Remember cousin Jeffery's bar mitzvah?"
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"You almost wiped out a dozen kids on the dance floor."
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"I hope so, otherwise it's a lame-ass concert."
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"Anyone named Seth gonna be doing any drugs?"
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"No. Nobody named Seth Cohen. I promise."
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"Gotta stay sharp. It's my first date with Anna."
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"It is? So you and Summer finally had the talk?"
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"See, I don't really believe that."
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"I'm feeling like the longer I wait to tell her, the longer I'll feel great."
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"The best advice I can give you is this."
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"It's from Steven Seagal in his classic film Hard to Kill."
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"Now, get going. Your mother and I want some time alone."
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"Well, son, your mom's a hottie, and I got her."
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"- I don't see him. - Maybe he's inside."
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"No, I don't have his name. I've never heard it. That's why I'm asking."
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"- A lot of freaks here, huh, Cohen? - Yeah."
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"Oh, no. But, hey. I mean, come on."
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"If we don't get in, we're still gonna have fun tonight."
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"I hope you guys aren't waiting for me."
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"- Hey, Anna. - Summer."
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"Dude, look at that freak."
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"- It's all happening. - What up, guys?"
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"Looking forward to the show."
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"- Thank you. - I guess we're on time."
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"- Hey, man, this is my posse. - This is crazy."
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"Hey, no! No way. We'll be your date, right?"
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"- So should we fire up the hot tub? - Interesting. Open a bottle of wine."
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"Oh, I like it."
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"- Hot pizza? - Hailey."
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"Hey, guys. You're just in time."
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"Doctor. Doctor."
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"I just thought that you were going out tonight."
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"And I decided to dig up all my favorite board games."
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"We're having a throwback to the old babysitting days."
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"Oh, I love this episode. This is the one where Rose adopts the pig."
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"She adopted the pig?"
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"- Do you play? - A little."
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"- Here, man. - All access? Sweet."
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"- Hey, check it out. - Seriously?"
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"Awesome. I just got a few songs that I wrote."
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"Seth, you have to tell her tonight."
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"- No, I don't. - Hey."
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"- Here you go. - Thank you."
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"Yeah. But you guys are cool, having fun?"
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"- Everything's awesome. - Glad to hear it."
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"...she'll remember the fun she had at Rooney. That will cheer her up."
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"There's never gonna be a good time to tell her. Tonight's not a bad night."
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"There's a lot of guys here. Cute guys, older guys. A lot of musicians."
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