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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets (S01E01)

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The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Hmm, like an armpit smoked a cigarette?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
""Woody Woodpecker.""
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Come on, we didn't come to see this."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"* I light up when you call my name *"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Don't touch. Did you tell her not to touch?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"- I'm picking up on that. - It's a private collection."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Tell her yourself."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Mm, pretty sure that's the sound of two guys"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"spontaneously ejaculating."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"These guys are insane collectors of sound."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Did they even have recording devices then?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"a, uh, articulated stylus incising..."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"This is the section I wanted to show you."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"- Go, go, go. - Okay, I'm going."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"How much?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"- Virgil... - Buck-fifty."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"I had fabulous binders."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"When you were ten, you wanted skates. -"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Your father said no. You threw such a fit,"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Two days later, I got you skates."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Hello. It's been forever."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"I'm good. Thank you, Mrs. Maisel."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Her mother lives in the penthouse."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"- Well, I was pregnant. - If I had a nickel."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"I had half my intestine out."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Oh, well, we've been very busy."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Congratulations on Joel's promotion."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"The baby say,"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"No, Mama."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"for the next two months."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"- What worked? - Nothing, Abe."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"I think Senator Kennedy's brilliant."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"- to read the paper? - They hung up."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"You don't like Kennedy"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Why are you doing this?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"He shares his opinion, I share mine."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Well, don't do that. Just let him win."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"- They hung up. - Oh."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"who do you want for president, Nixon?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"I would love to move to France."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"I remember it."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"It's been a while since we were dating."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Nothing much to tell."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Is it appropriate for Ethan?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"You could drop him by the office."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Oh. Yeah, sorry."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Okay, see you tomorrow at 5:00."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"That's... oh, oh, I think you broke a heel. - Oh, did I?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"to authorize the temporary closing of the park"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Hey, what's going on?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"- Where have you been? - The Upper West Side."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Here."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"you have made your voices heard."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"You there... you seem to have a lot to say."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Who, me? Oh, no, I-I just got this,"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"and it-it's just terrible. Somebody should do something."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Yes, you are. I see."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Uh, this is a very impressive gathering."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"and he wanted to walk through the park and then"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"And then I heard about you..."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"and you..."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"and-and this so-called Robert Moses?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"but he sounds terrible. And I'm..."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"my father pointed out that my favorite part about a newspaper"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"- Yeah! - Because if women don't realize"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Because they will fix it."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"MRS. MOSKOWITZ Joel Maisel's office."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"This is Mrs. Moskowitz."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Who is this?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"to make it uptown in time to meet him."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"I thought maybe I could just drop Ethan by Joel's new place,"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Uh, there it is."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Is 116th Street downtown?"
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"- No. - Oh."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Well, I live in Queens so..."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Third floor."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"I know. I got held up."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"So, let's see the new digs."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Interesting."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Hey, Daddy. We got records."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"I thought I'd find you squatting"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Ethan's good now, you can go if you want."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"- What? - Pot roast."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Boy."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Do you know how to make an entrance."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"So is this what you were missing, Joel?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Pot roast and Santa Claus?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"I don't want to talk about this here."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"You don't get to rewrite this."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"You're the one who left. Not me."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Stamp it, ship it, that's all she wrote, folks."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"- What notebook? - My comedy notebook."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"You mean my comedy notebook."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"I might try again."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Well, I-I don't know where it is, but even if I did,"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"you went across the fucking street."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"- I had to. - You had to?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Goddamn it, Joel, I'll do it."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Tell Ethan I'll pick him up tomorrow."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"* The gentleman is a dope *"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"* A man of many faults *"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"* A clumsy joe who wouldn't know *"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"* A rhumba from a waltz *"
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"* Why do I get in a dither? *"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Well, that's a smell."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"First stop of the night, ladies and gentlemen."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"unless they're trying out material"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Bookers do not come here."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"You gonna write everything down?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
""No Jack Paar in this shithole.""
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Hmm. - Now the good thing about this place,"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"it's a great spot to catch unusual acts"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"What?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Well, by all means, keep it a secret."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"What on earth is he doing?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have terrible news."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"he was like a brother to me..."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Randy here..."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"the show must go on."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
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