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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets (S01E01)

"without him."
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"Hey there, Randy, how you doing tonight?"
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"And then Randy would say,"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Yeah, I see a little sheep jumping over a fence,"
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"I become invested in that cute little sheep's life story."
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"Where's he running to?"
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"worrying if my new little friend's gonna be okay."
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"Bookers, managers, agents, writers come here all the time."
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"but I hate having to do things."
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"Having things to do, quite pleasant."
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"Now, sometimes... and you got to feel it..."
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"i-if you let a joke sit long enough..."
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"Hey, that's Marty Kahn."
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"Marty Kahn is a very important booker."
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"Marty Kahn, how the hell are you?"
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"She's hilarious. She's got a great, tight ten,"
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"working on some new material. Time to expand, you know?"
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"Hey, can I get a couple more cards for my partners?"
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"Uh, sure, Marty."
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"Oh. Yes, next time, talk."
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"Ooh, that's Benny Mann."
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"I'm gonna go talk to him. You stay here."
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"...of the world's largest empire,"
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"I like that stool lean."
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"My name is Howard Fawn."
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"Are you stealing my act?"
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"Hired some local girl who knows shorthand?"
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"Why couldn't I be stealing your act for myself?"
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"Are you kidding me? You can't do my act."
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"What, you think it's so hard? I mean, frankly,"
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"other than that stool lean, it's a fairly pedestrian set."
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"I am perfectly capable of stealing your act for myself."
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"And after I stole it, I could do it better."
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"Uno, dos, uno, dos, tres!"
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"I appreciate this, Lanie. - Appreciate nothing."
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"- if I got you in here. - Yeah..."
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"Yeah, what? You promised."
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"Susie, how about we save the constructive criticism"
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"- for another time? - All right."
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"Prime spot for two weeks. But practice."
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"Do some scales, please. I am begging you."
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"Hey. Lanie!"
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"Little pussy."
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"Well, welcome to the Copa."
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"You have?"
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"Hmm. Oh."
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"However, I've never been to the kitchen at the Copa."
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"- A night of firsts. - Mm-hmm."
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"So, Red Skelton's headlining tonight."
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"No. Saw him on Steve Allen once, though."
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"Better live. He's great live."
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"Mm."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Wait, we can see him from here."
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"Where?"
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"As I was walking here tonight,"
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"Next week, I'm going down"
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"to the Fontainebleau Hotel..."
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"that's down in Miami Beach, Florida..."
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"I've played towns smaller."
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"Fucking Lanie. I mean, a prime spot for two weeks"
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"I was in a club and everyone was so drunk,"
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"Oh, no, believe me, I was as sober as the next guy."
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"I was as sober as the next guy."
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"Unfortunately, the next guy was Dean Martin."
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you."
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"to tell them to get out of the way of boats."
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"I don't know anything about you."
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"Look, both of our futures depend"
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"to make a lot of money off of,"
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"You want your fries?"
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"Fine."
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"* Long as I can be with you, it's a lovely day... *"
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"Only if you tell me something about your family."
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"What am I, a trained seal?"
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"but life's a bitch."
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"And you realize just how great-looking she must've been"
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"Yeah, he's a trader at E.F. Hutton."
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"Thank you for tonight."
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"You're welcome."
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"It's been really illuminating."
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"I want to be the best."
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"So, I was wondering if you"
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"Midge. - I'll pay for us to get into the Copa."
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"You just have to do it."
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"Yeah."
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"- "Out" where? - With a friend."
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"It's 2:00 in the morning."
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"Don't you wear a watch?"
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"Not with this outfit."
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"if you must know."
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"Your mother vomited."
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"And where is your son, anyway?"
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"- Shooting craps. - What?"
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"we'll get back to that, by the way..."
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"As long as you're living under this roof, my rules apply."
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"- Oh, my God. - The Dionne quintuplets"
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"I'm going to bed."
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"That's it! I've changed my mind."
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"I would like you now to meet"
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"a very, very funny guy."
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"some of the most successful television shows"
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"of the past couple of years have been about lawyers."
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"And, uh, in keeping with this trend,"
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"you know, like The Defenders and, uh..."
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"* But now I'm sweeping up *"
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"* The last in line in your circus parade *"
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"- * We are rid of you * - Told you."
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"* Howdy *"
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"* Cloudy gray times *"
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"* You are now a thing *"
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"* The past... *"
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"* *"
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"No. No, no, I'm... That one is..."
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"* The skies *"
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"* Above *"
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"* Happy days *"
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"* Are here again *"
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"Happy New Year!"
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