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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer the Heretic (S04E04)

"like the proverbial pancake that I am."
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"Now, would you give church another try?"
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"Don't feel bad, Homer. Nine out often religions fail in their first year."
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"That's game, Hendrix!"
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"- Come on. - You'll find out when you die."
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"- I can't wait that long. - You can't wait six months?"
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"No, tell me now."
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"The meaning of life is--"
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"[Bell Ringing]"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"# La, la, la #"
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"Ahhh, I'm just a big, toasty cinnamon bun."
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"[Man] Yeah, what's the story?"
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""Joy is gone from our hearts..."
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"Let's see here."
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"Caramels. Waffle batter."
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"Okay, okay, okay, okay."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"- How was church? - [ Muttering ]"
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"[ Snorting ]"
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"Like fun I don't. Marge, I'm never going to church again!"
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"Well, yes."
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"- It's good for what ails ya. - He doesn't mean any harm."
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"[ Static Humming ]"
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"Reverend Lovejoy, I had a bit Of an ulterior motive in inviting you to dinner."
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"The foolish man who built his house on sand."
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"[ Chattering ]"
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"Hey, now we're talking."
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"- Sorry. - Well, bless you any--"
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"- Hey, Ganesha, want a peanut? - Please do not offer my god a peanut."
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"[Snoring]"
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"Little Jamshed, the store is in your hands."
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"No!"
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"Fire, man's oldest foe."
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"I'll be there next Sunday, front row, center."
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"I'm all naked and wet!"
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"My friends, the devil walks among us!"
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"Wait a minute. Is this a religious thing?"
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"Uh, that's some nice chopping."
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Looks like we have a new champion."
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"than where one little guy spends one measly hour of his week?"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell?"
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"[ Sniffing, Whines ]"
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"Now, start manipulating my spine."
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"Sorry. This policy only covers actual losses, not made-up stuff."
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"Mmm, fattening."
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"[ Coughing ]"
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"and we've made it our mission to win you back to the flock."
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"I won't be coming in tomorrow. Religious holiday."
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"Well, okay."
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"## [ Singing ]"
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"God?"
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"Uh-oh. Gotta take a whiz."
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"Think, think, think. I better get up."
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"I'm afraid our furnace isn't working."
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"I can wait all--"
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"Here, boy."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to appear on a tortilla in Mexico."
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"[ Grunting ] Huzzah!"
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"- So I figure I should just try to live right-- - [ Purring ]"
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"Marge, come to bed."
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"Oh, I couldn't agree more."
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"The perfect chance to make my patented, space-age..."
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"## [ Singing Religious Song ]"
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"Huh?"
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"Hey, dig this."
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"That's right, old friend."
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"[ Snoring Loudly]"
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"be they Christian, Jew or... miscellaneous."
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"Homer, I can't tell you that."
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"I forget. But the point is--"
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"Matthew 21 :1 7."
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"[ Gasping ]"
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"- ####[Classical] - # La, la, la, la, la #"
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"I'm tired of having this argument every Sunday. Get dressed."
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"Oh, stupid, itchy church pants."
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"Forget it. I'm not going."
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"- Come on. We're going to be late. - [Pants Tearing]"
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"our dancing has turned to mourning. '""
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"####[Pipe Organ]"
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"- [ Chattering ] - Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be--"
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"- "This Things I Believe." - [ Man #2 ] Uh, can we accept that?"
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"[ Man ] We interrupt this public affairs program to bring you a football game."
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"No, no, that's too much. You know what I think would help?"
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"three visits from Morganna the Kissing Bandit..."
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"I found... a penny!"
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"That's a terrible thing to say! Kids, your father doesn't really mean that."
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"- [ Groans ] - So, Homer, you saw the big cheese?"
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"Oh, but I am. I have a shrine to Ganesha..."
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"Homer. Homer!"
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"You know, I have a feeling there's a lesson here."
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"Oh, Homey, I'm so glad to hear you say that."
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"Ah, my beloved family."
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"Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy!"
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"The door's frozen shut, and it's the only way out!"
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"Apu, I see you're not in church."
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