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Clips from 30 Rock - It's Never Too Late for Now (S05E05)

"with Trinidadian soap operas."
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"There's nothing to take care of, Jack."
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"Watch this."
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"Well, nobody told the musical guest that Tracy is in Africa."
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"Rock stars, man."
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"Living on a bus!"
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"for three months back in the early '80s."
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"between staying in the band"
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"or taking that college scholarship"
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"Hey, it's never too late."
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"What did you just say?"
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"It's never too late"
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"It's never too late for now"
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"Yesterday's dreams are gone"
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"But today I'm singing this song"
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"'Cause it's never too late"
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"It's never too late for now"
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"for one of your sandwiches."
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"And now you're just working nights."
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"You understand my confusion."
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"I'm actually paying you more money to be here half the time."
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"I'm not saying that what you do isn't important."
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"And that 10-pound bag of potatoes costs $400."
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"that a five-pound bag of potatoes costs $400."
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"That would be shocking, right?"
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"So, what you wanna do?"
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"And I don't want any bad blood, so..."
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"it was nice negotiating with you, and here is all your money."
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"A repulsive murderer has been murdered."
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"But in which of the two ways that I have suggested?"
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"In the simpler way, by the Mafioso disguised as a wagon-lit conductor?"
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"Or in the more complex way..."
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"Liz, enough!"
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"I am not gonna just sit and watch you plummet into spinsterhood!"
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"Listen, I'm not gonna let you wallow like this."
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"What? No!"
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"putting together "The Best of Tracy Jordan""
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"to replace this week's show."
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"So can't go out. Too bad."
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"It's never too late"
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"There you are!"
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"Great. You just ruined a really boss take!"
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"It's about that delicious little mystery I call "life"."
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"Oh, my God, that sucks."
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"Come on, we've gotta go to Editing."
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"No, I'm not going to Editing."
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"And my arthritis is acting up. Do you have any lbuprofen?"
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"My fanny pack is in my office in my mini-fridge."
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"Wait, "Hornberger-Rossitano"? Why is your name first?"
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"It's alphabetical. So what?"
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"So I'm the one who said, "It's never too late"!"
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"I invented that!"
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"When we get up at the Grammys, I talk! Not you!"
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"Welcome to Brokeblack Mountain."
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"Lemon, I am supposed to represent NBC in a negotiation"
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"that Rex Belcher of "The American Journal of Meetings""
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"rated four chairs. Four!"
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"I'm sorry, is that another magazine about meetings?"
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"Meanwhile, I just got worked over by my Trinidadian night nurse."
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"I made every mistake you can in a negotiation."
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"If I had done that during a mock negotiation in business school,"
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"in front of the whole class! Bare bottom!"
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"There's an emotional component. She takes care of your baby."
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"Professor Widmer would have given you a "good job" spanking!"
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"The reason Sherry can manipulate me is because she has leverage."
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"Eight pounds of screaming, toothless, soft-skulled leverage."
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"Liddy loves Sherry. And Sherry assumes that I love Liddy."
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"- But you do though, right? - Yes."
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"Wow, Jack. I could never pretend to hate my beautiful baby daughter,"
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"Emily Dickinson the cat."
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"Really? Because I've never had a problem"
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"ordering from American Sub Restaurant Very Clean Come In."
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"I guess that means you're free tonight after all."
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"Where did you come from?"
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"Did you know everyone thinks I'm insane?"
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"Now you have no excuse to stay in."
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"You know how much I hate clubs and dance halls and odeons."
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"They're all malarkey!"
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"Yes, if you don't like it, you can leave."
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"Sherry! Excellent."
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"I've been thinking about our conversation earlier."
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"It occurs to me that you are laboring"
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"You think you have leverage over me, but you don't."
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"I've only known her for a few weeks and,"
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"and other than a fondness for Avery's breasts,"
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"She is one of only two people ever to have thrown up on me,"
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"and I haven't spoken to Joe Namath since that Mardi Gras."
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"What's more, I don't think Liddy looks like me,"
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"Who has the leverage now, Sherry?"
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"Your move."
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"Please stay!"
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"So? Soft music, ample seating."
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"And I know how much you like clearly marked fire exits!"
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"Don't worry. I'll find something to hate."
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"Oh, okay, here we go, this sucks!"
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"Nope. Hipster nonsense. I'm out."
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"Nerds! Where is it?"
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"Excuse me, is this yours?"
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"What is that? Is that chestnut?"
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"I'm having white wine with ice cubes and Sprite."
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"That's my drink! I keep a thermos of it by my toilet!"
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"Okay."
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"Excuse me. Can I get two more of these, please?"
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"So, did they make your droids wait outside, too?"
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"Seriously, why can't droids go into the cantina?"
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"I mean, Ponda Baba can try to shoot Luke?"
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"But a protocol droid is somehow a problem?"
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"Castles fall into the sand"
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"Could this really be God's plan?"
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"This has nothing to do with Yuki."
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"Your song?"
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"Sound Mound is finished."
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"Which means I now have 5,000 t-shirts to unorder."
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"Pete, like 20 of these just came in for you."
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"Me too, Anders."
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"Look, I was gonna go back to my hotel room,"
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"get "Eat Pray Love" on Spectravision and make fun of it."
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"Come on. Let's go."
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"Oh, boy. That does sound fun, but..."
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"Yeah, I came here with my friend, so I'm just gonna stay here."
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