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Clips from 30 Rock - It's Never Too Late for Now (S05E05)

"It's a fight! Typical nightclub malarkey!"
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"What's it trying to tell me with you?"
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"Liz, look, I don't believe in signs or messages from the Universe."
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"You know what I do believe?"
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"Every day we give you a $100 for cab fare home?"
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"You're unraveling the very fabric of who I am."
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"And now I have to go negotiate with my colleagues at KableTown"
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"by a woman wearing Winnie the Pooh hospital pants."
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"I don't have what you have, Sherry."
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"Look, broadcast networks receiving licensing fees"
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"is unprecedented, Jack."
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"But we're willing to offer NBC 10% of what we pay cable."
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"I mean, okay, not to negotiate against myself,"
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"but I get where you guys are coming from."
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"But your offer is... it's unreasonable!"
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"So, what you wanna do?"
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"You bow-legged bitch!"
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"I see you opened the Scotch NBC sent us that week we came in third."
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"Okay, fine, I had a one-night stand. And it was not the worst."
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"And maybe you're right. I shouldn't give up just yet."
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"Still, I can't believe I did that."
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"And I wouldn't have if everything hadn't gone so perfectly."
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"There are two explanations as to how this event came to be."
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"A simple one and a complex one."
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"In the wake of my break-up, I allowed myself to have an experience"
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"that gave me reason to feel hopeful about the future again. Very simple."
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"Great. I think we're done here."
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"There remains, of course, the complex explanation."
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"A vast conspiracy involving multiple agents"
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"and precise, coordinated efforts."
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"A conspiracy that begins with the timely "food poisoning""
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"of Donna Straunk."
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"And who here has access to Donna's food?"
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"The second peculiar event... I "lose" my license,"
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"allowing it to be found by a handsome stranger."
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"But how does one lose one's license"
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"out of a malfunction-proof Velcro Phillies sport wallet?"
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"Someone must have had access to my fanny pack."
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"Then why is my lbuprofen bottle still sealed?"
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"And then there is the matter of the wine."
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"Four glasses, and yet, I was wide awake."
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"Was my uncharacteristic energy"
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"perhaps due to the giddiness of the evening?"
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"Or was someone slipping me black-market organ-slimming pills?"
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"Liz, I wouldn't."
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"What pushed me out of the club"
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"when I was wavering about leaving with Anders?"
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"Even the club was strange."
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"Almost as if it had been designed specifically for me."
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"But who has the resources and the connections"
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"to create a Liz Lemon-themed club in one day?"
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"You had to sign your crime, didn't you?"
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"You're the one who gave me those "Monk" DVDs!"
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"And what was the final straw?"
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"It was Anders saying, "It's never too late for now.""
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"A coincidence that I took as a "sign from the Universe.""
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"Also, it's just a great song..."
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"that Pete wrote."
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"Thanks, man. Sound Mound rocks the town."
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"How did Anders seem to know everything about me?"
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"It's white wine, ice cubes and Sprite."
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"She calls it "Funky Juice.""
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"There's only one question I can't answer. Who was Anders?"
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"An old Harvard chum of Toofer's?"
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"The son of one of Jack's Senator friends?"
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"And that is the complex explanation."
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"who knew me so well and cared about my happiness so much"
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"that it's impossible to believe."
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"Which is why I choose the simple explanation."
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"I choose to believe that last night, Liz Lemon went out,"
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"got some, and felt good about it."
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"Good-bye to giving up and to..."
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"Oh, God, a hawk got her!"
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"Emily Dickinson!"
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"Uh-huh-huh"
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"Hang on, why do you have a cat? And a fanny pack?"
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"What's the point, Jack? I'm done."
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""the first great meeting of the decade.""
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"I can fit Emily Dickinson's whole head in my mouth!"
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"to study TV Budgeting."
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"Hold on, this is the same amount I was paying you"
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"Because a five-pound bag should only cost $200."
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"but this rate is unreasonable."
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"- Why are you talking so fast? - Because I'm upset!"
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"Also, I've been taking these new Czechoslovakian organ-slimming pills."
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"They contain a little bit of meth,"
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"and I won't now."
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"I'm in here shredding away like a righteous axe-master!"
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"You need to go black!"
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"It's a trick I developed to catch people talking about me"
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"Come on, no, Jenna."
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"so, evolutionarily, that makes me want to eat her."
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"I'll send everyone in your family to college!"
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"No, you are not leaving because of the name."
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"I participated in Hands Across America."
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"All right. You know what? Forget it."
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"I really shouldn't."
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"Get off of me! My eye!"
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"No, my heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season."
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"I thought the stupid Universe was telling me to get a cat"
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"and be a spinster, and now I don't know!"
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"It's never, it's never"
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"Do you realize what you're doing to me, Sherry?"
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"Some helpless, pathetic, useless thing that would die if left alone..."
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"Which is what I consider sex with a stranger."
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"Or what if Anders, yeah, Anders, hadn't found my license?"
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"Don't overthink it, Lemon. Stranger things happen every day."
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"I once saw an Internet video of a mouse and bird that are friends."
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"Gasp!"
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"and a handsome, interesting man fell for me."
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"I only wanted lbuprofen!"
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"Yeah, I came here with my friend, so I'm just gonna stay here."
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"Shut up, both of you."
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"No one could ever be that lucky."
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"'Cause she's a weekend lady"
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"Weekend woman"
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"It's our baby, and we want it to thrive."
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"Home run, Lemon."
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"She's got that weekend style"
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"Temperature's rising"
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