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Clips from 30 Rock - It's Never Too Late for Now (S05E05)

"Listen up, everyone. I have an announcement to make."
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"And your ponytail. It's being held up by a chip clip!"
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"Because I'm giving up, Jenna."
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"I did the math. How many times does a woman meet Mr. Right?"
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"I've had three chances."
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"Named her Emily Dickinson!"
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"Quick, who is the lead character on "NCIS"?"
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"I took the money I was saving for my honeymoon"
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"We' re reading Murder on the Orient Express."
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"You know there's a movie of that, right?"
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"I did not."
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"Meeting magazine is already calling it"
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"But aren't NBC and KableTown the same company now?"
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"Alysinna died last week!"
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"These women run your household, so you have to keep them happy,"
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"which means not saying anything as your DVR fills up"
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"No."
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"Oh, hey, Pete. What's up?"
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"So all their instruments got delivered even though there's no show."
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"People screaming your name."
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"Hot women throwing themselves at you."
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"I had all that once..."
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"What?"
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"But then I had to choose"
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"I made my choice."
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"That part of my life is over."
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"We need to start a band."
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"I think we just did."
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"I'm sorry you had to wait for this, Sherry."
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"I hope there was enough shark meat in the refrigerator"
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"when you worked full-time."
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"It's my hourly rate."
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"But let's just say you were at the market, buying potatoes."
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"But then the grocery concierge tells you"
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"What I'm saying is that we value what you do,"
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"I want to resolve this fairly and amicably."
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"which is something my body needs anyway!"
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"I am taking you out so you can rebound. Sexually."
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"because it's fun wordplay, and they're mean."
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"but I will be in Editing all night,"
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"Well, I'm not giving up."
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"No judgment, Liz, Mr. Roberts thought I was dead."
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"It's never too late for now"
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"Two, three..."
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"We're recording a song called "It's Never Too Late For Now"."
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"I'll be downstairs."
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"This is Loz... Liz! This is Liz!"
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"I spoke first, I smiled, I negotiated with myself."
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"Professor Widmer would have spanked me"
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"Okay, but it's harder with someone like a nanny, right?"
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"Lemon, you just had a Structural Analytic Insight!"
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"Oh, boy."
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"Uh-oh. I don't feel so good. I think maybe I have food poisoning."
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"I'll come in early tomorrow to finish."
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"behind my back."
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"And if I don't like it, I can leave?"
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"This isn't Eric Roberts' teepee."
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"under a fatal misapprehension."
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"I don't care about the baby."
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"Liddy and I have nothing in common."
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"In other words, either you take a pay cut"
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"or go and look for another job."
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"I don't know. It used to be a factory or something..."
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"You got it. I'm going to need to see your I.D., Miss."
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"How about this for I. D?"
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"Okay. My license is missing, which is my cue to go home."
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"I recognized your hair from across the room."
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"Oh, the color is actually called "Grandfather's Shoe.""
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"You misheard me!"
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"Or is it never too late?"
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"Why can't I hear my vocals?"
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"I just mixed them down a little. I think it sounds better."
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"Oh, really? Do you think that, or does she?"
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"This is about making my song..."
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"Dammit!"
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"I like how you don't have one weird little tooth."
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"Thank you."
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"Julia Roberts in a movie about eating?"
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"Give me Kirstie Alley. Somebody who knows what she's doing!"
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"You okay?"
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"It's never too late for now."
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"It's never, it's never"
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"Oh, God, I do have that."
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"I have NBC!"
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"I'm guessing your meeting went well?"
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"Speaking of baseball metaphors, I see that someone got to first base."
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"I mean, what if I had been stuck in the edit room all night?"
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"Or if I hated the club and left?"
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"Don't overthink it."
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"Please, Monsieur."
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"Serendipity? Perhaps."
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"The conspiracy continues."
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"Get off me! My eye!"
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"So how did Anders even know that phrase?"
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"I don't know if I want to do this."
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"that Martha Stewart recommended to me."
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"Of course, such a conspiracy would require a group of people"
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"Friday, Saturday, kind of Sunday and holiday Mondays"
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"'Cause she's a weekend woman"
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"As you may have heard, Carol and I broke up last week..."
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"Floyd, then Carol, and I was once on an elevator with Tom Brokaw."
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"And I blew all three."
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"So I am making my graceful transition into spinsterhood."
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"I have adopted this cat, named her Emily Dickinson..."
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"Lemon, a word."
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"- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs. - In your office now!"
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"and I bought a cemetery plot."
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"I also joined a book club at the senior center near my home."
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"I want to help you, Lemon, but this is not the week."
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"Avery's maternity leave was cut short"
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"so she could go cover the collapse of Greece's banking system."
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"Since inventing democracy, those guys have been... coasting."
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"So you're alone with baby Liz?"
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"We're calling her Liddy."
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"After Liddy Dole, G. Gordon Liddy, and my martial arts instructor Li Di."
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"I'm negotiating NBC's licensing fees with KableTown."
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"That seems like a pretty big conflict of interest."
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"Why would the government even allow that merger?"
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"It's okay. Don't worry. You just keep watching "Bridalplasty"."
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"- Right now? - It's complicated."
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