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Clips from Friends - The One with All the Poker (S01E01)

"- About how good your cards were. - I was bluffing."
Friends
"And what is bluffing?"
Friends
"Is it not another word for lying?"
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"It's their first time. Let's forget about the money."
Friends
"Hell, no. We'll pay!"
Friends
"Monica, I had another answer all ready."
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"And you know what? We want a rematch."
Friends
"So you get your ya-yas by taking money from your friends."
Friends
"If you're gonna play, don't expect me to be nice."
Friends
"Because once those cards are dealt...."
Friends
"I'm not a nice guy."
Friends
"All right, let's eat."
Friends
"Did you get that from the "I Love Rachel Pizzeria"?"
Friends
""When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy.""
Friends
"You're way off."
Friends
"No, I don't think so, because I think you love her!"
Friends
"No. I might have had feelings for her at one time. Not anymore."
Friends
"Marcel! Where are you going with that disk?"
Friends
"If you press that button, you are in very big trouble."
Friends
"- Yeah, I know. - He can get really competitive."
Friends
"I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?"
Friends
"That wasn't an incident."
Friends
"I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand."
Friends
"Oh, Rachel!"
Friends
"It's like the mother ship is calling you home."
Friends
"- What's the job? - Assistant buyer."
Friends
"That's Aunt Iris. She's been playing poker since she was 5."
Friends
"- Is Tony Randall dead? - I don't think so."
Friends
"No, that's bluffing. Lesson number one."
Friends
"Let me tell you something. Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap!"
Friends
"- Girls, sit down. - Aunt Iris, this is Phoebe and Rachel."
Friends
"Don't touch the cards when somebody is dealing."
Friends
"Now he thinks he's a man in a woman's body."
Friends
"Don't you mean a woman in a man's body?"
Friends
"Hi. Guys, guess what?"
Friends
"The fifth dentist caved, and now they're all recommending Trident?"
Friends
"No, the interview!"
Friends
"Unbelievable! She absolutely loved me."
Friends
"We talked for over two hours. We've the same taste in clothes."
Friends
"- The job is perfect! I can do this. - That's great!"
Friends
"Listen, we talked about it and if you don't wanna play, it's okay."
Friends
"Yes, we can play some other game. Like Pictionary?"
Friends
"Very funny."
Friends
"- Do you want me to shuffle those? - That's okay, I'm gonna give it a go."
Friends
"So Pheebs owes $7. 50. Monica owes $10.00."
Friends
"And Rachel, you owe 15 big ones!"
Friends
"Thanks for teaching us Cross-Eyed Mary. We gotta play that other way."
Friends
"All right, here's my $7.50. But this money is cursed."
Friends
"- What? - I cursed it!"
Friends
"Now bad things will happen to the spender."
Friends
"This way, I can split them up with a movie."
Friends
"Could you be any smugger?"
Friends
"Let's see. Rach, I'm opening up a new art gallery..."
Friends
"...and I could sure use the portraits of Lincoln and Hamilton."
Friends
"We'll play you again. We'll win. You'll lose."
Friends
"You'll beg. We'll laugh."
Friends
"Kind of stepped on my point there, Mon."
Friends
"Like 30 bucks."
Friends
"- I'll give you that money back. - Really?"
Friends
"No, I'm bluffing! You guys haven't learned crap!"
Friends
"No, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh, monkey boy."
Friends
"Done with chitchat? Ready for serious poker?"
Friends
"You guys, look! The one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go."
Friends
"- Mon, got any more of those salmon? - You want to eat or play poker?"
Friends
"- Where are you going? - To the bathroom."
Friends
"Want to go to the bathroom or play poker?"
Friends
"- Well, I'm gonna order a pizza. - No!"
Friends
"I'm waiting to hear from that job. The store closes at 9:00. Eat then."
Friends
"That's fine. I'll just have a Tic Tac to hold me over."
Friends
"You know what I just realized? Joker is poker with a "J"!"
Friends
"Coincidence?"
Friends
"- I'm in. - Me too."
Friends
"You better hop out of the shower, because I got a flush."
Friends
"Hop back in, bucko, because I got four sixes!"
Friends
"You know what? I'll make a little Ross pile."
Friends
"Look!"
Friends
"I think that one was Ross'. And I think that one was Ross'."
Friends
"And your fly's still open"
Friends
"I made you look"
Friends
"- I'm in. - I couldn't be in-er."
Friends
"Monica, in or out?"
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"- Chandler? - Couldn't be more out."
Friends
"Me too. Rachel?"
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"- I'm not telling. - Show them."
Friends
"- Get your hands out of there! - I've had dates like this."
Friends
"Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you?"
Friends
"Your whole face is getting red. Veins popping out of your temple!"
Friends
"- I'm not losing. - You're definitely losing."
Friends
"Barbara, hi! How are you?"
Friends
"No, I understand."
Friends
"Come on. No, I'm fine. Don't be silly. Yeah."
Friends
"Sorry, Rach."
Friends
"There's gonna be lots of other stuff."
Friends
"Okay."
Friends
"Where were we?"
Friends
"Five-card draw. Jacks are better. Nothing wild. Everybody, ante."
Friends
"- Look, Rach, we don't have to do this. - Yes, we do."
Friends
"- All right. Check. - Check."
Friends
"- I'm in for 50 cents. - Call."
Friends
"...and I raise you $5."
Friends
"I thought it was a 50-cent limit."
Friends
"I just lost a job, I'd like to raise it $5."
Friends
"Does anyone have a problem with that?"
Friends
"- No, I fold. - What do you mean, you fold?"
Friends
"I thought that, "Once the cards are dealt, I'm not a nice guy.""
Friends
"Were you just full of it?"
Friends
"I'm in."
Friends
"- How many do you want? - One."
Friends
"- What do you bet? - I bet $2."
Friends
"...and I raise you..."
Friends
"...20."
Friends
"...raise you $25."
Friends
"I see your $25 and Monica, get my purse."
Friends
"- Here you go. Good luck! - Thank you."
Friends
"Joey, I'm a little shy."
Friends
"- What do you need? - 15."
Friends
"- Here's 10. - I got 5."
Friends
"- Thank you. - Good luck."
Friends
"I am calling your 17."
Friends
"What do you got?"
Friends
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