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Clips from Scrubs - My Balancing Act (S01E01)

"We have no idea what's wrong with him."
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"Everything seems to have come back negative."
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"Which doesn't necessarily mean that Clarabelle is a failure."
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"It doesn't work that way. Moving on. Not you. You still have work to do."
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"Now say it in Spanish."
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"Te amo."
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"Now... say it like Astro."
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"- You are very, very cute. - I know."
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"I mean, we're so in sync. Better conversation,"
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"better dancing..."
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"Way better shrumpdown."
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"Yeah!"
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"I am that piece of bacon."
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"I hate it."
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"- But I'm not. - What am I doing right now?"
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"- Eating. - What are you doing?"
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"You know what's great?"
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"It's funny and it makes you think."
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"- ends. - How does a date with you end?"
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"to ''all I have for breakfast is yoghurt and I'm out of bowls,"
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"so you'll have to eat off my stomach.''"
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"Judging from the ataxia dysarthria,"
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"I've concluded that Mr Yeager is suffering from... kuru."
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"Were you aware that the only documented cases of kuru"
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"- I was not. - Actually, doc,"
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"I was in New Guinea last week."
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"It's a diagnosis of an obscure disease"
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"In other words, if you hear hoof beats,"
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"you just go ahead and think horsies, not zebras."
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"Why won't you ever open up to me? I came to you"
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"Carla? Use me."
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"My horse didn't finish the race."
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"- Good. I had no idea what to say... - No. Mr Yeager."
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"Afternoon rounds that day began like any other."
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"This patient is hypoglycaemic. What are the signs of an insulinoma, Dr Reid?"
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"Elevated C-peptide levels."
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"Score! But before you do your crazy end-zone dance,"
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"tell me the spinal fluid findings in Guillaume-Barré syndrome."
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"- Xanthochromia? - Wrong!"
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"And then it happened. Suddenly, Dr Kelso didn't seem as frightening."
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"Dr Reid, what do you have to say for yourself?"
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"Win some, lose some."
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"All right, welcome to the ICU! No, really, sit down."
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"Tip your nurses."
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"Cox."
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"Talk to me"
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"You know, that's really getting annoying."
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"All right, fine!"
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"- It's really hot, like always. - Hot like how? Describe it."
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"Dude!"
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"It's true."
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"Then how do you get them to sleep with you?"
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"It's three little words. It shouldn't have this effect, right?"
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"Try constantly."
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"Last night, for the first time ever in our relationship,"
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"- which led me to... - Temporal arteritis."
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"Newbie, I can handle this."
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"Please be here."
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"Cancel the cobbler!"
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"That'd be nice."
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"They're all yours."
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"You will be leading them from now on."
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"You've stunned me, but you haven't dropped me to the mat."
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"when the yelling starts and the voice gets high-pitched."
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"''Oh, Daddy! Daddy, I've been bad.''"
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"If you're not gonna play, it's no fun."
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"Hey, Alex, I am so sorry. I went to the restaurant but just missed you."
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"then I stopped by, and I guess you didn't see me which was odd,"
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"cos I was standing next to the pizza guy while you were paying him."
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"- Look, JD... - ''Look, JD, we're still great?''"
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"- Alex dumped me. - The blind girl you've been dating?"
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"I was so excited what we were doing here, I forgot about our date."
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"It never occurred to me you were choosing work"
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"over being with that sweet little biscuit."
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"Mr Right-here-with-me two-hours-after-his-shift-"
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"and-last-Monday-night-too... guy."
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"- What? - You heard me."
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"Newbie, what're you saying?"
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"Do you understand that I just barely want to be like me?"
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"I got one for you. Stop calling it that."
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"My therapist thinks my trouble in bed stems from a fear of intimacy,"
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"by never talking things out with the guy that I'm seeing."
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"- Thanks. - Sure."
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"- Not even by yourself? - Gross."
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"Is it easy?"
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"I need you to take care of some lawyer crap for me."
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"No, Bob! I have my own things I need to take care of."
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"Of course."
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"Walk off, bitch."
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"Don't you understand"
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"what you did when you spoke to those interns?"
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"You took away the fear."
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"JD. Hey."
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"I wanted to be a doctor for so long,"
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"And now I meet you, and..."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'll leave you guys alone."
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"OK, Rowdy,"
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"Hey, sweetie?"
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"- We have to talk. - No time for talk."
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"We have a problem we need to take care of."
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"Baby, bear with me. I got big ideas."
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"I've been having all these thoughts going through my head,"
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"and I'm afraid if I tell you, I'd scare you away."
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"Oh, God."
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"And wondering about the future. Our future."
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"If so, when will I get my figure back?"
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"Where are we gonna live? Will my mother live with us? How big a house?"
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"I guess I just need to know you think about that stuff too."
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"No, I don't."
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"We're so different. I keep us in the present,"
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"Besides, there is no way in hell"
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"If she ever walks in on me while I'm in the bathroom,"
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"Ladies and germs, if you get this shorthand down,"
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"''CTD'' being ''circling the drain.'' Your patient is on the way out."
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"And that's when Dr Cox started poking the old bear with a stick."
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"I'm sick of the grill 'em and drill 'em."
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"Dr Cox, could I talk to you?"
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"Sure, Bob, but you have to raise your hand like all the other children."
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"Maybe he felt sorry for Kelso and didn't wanna take the one thing he had."
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