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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Thespian Catalyst (S04E04)

"...for the rest of my life. - That's how I heard it."
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"Or it could be "syfee.""
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"- What? - S-Y-F-Y. "Syfee.""
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"Oh, right."
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"Good one."
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"Okay, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is an American classic."
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"So is the McRib sandwich. I don't care for that, either."
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"Ahem. Fine. What would you rather do as a scene study?"
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"I'm glad you asked."
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"I took the liberty of adapting a Star Trek fan fiction novella..."
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"...I wrote when I was 10 into a one-act play."
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"You think it's better than Tennessee Williams?"
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"Why don't we leave that for future generations to decide?"
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"It's the story of a young boy who is transported..."
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"...from the ignorant backwoods of East Texas to the 23rd century..."
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"...where his genius is not only appreciated, but celebrated."
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"KMN."
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"...argues with an emissary..."
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"...of the United Federation of Planets, Mr. Spock, the role I will bring to life."
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"Okay, that's fine, but let's try and get you out of your comfort zone."
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"Why would we wanna do that?"
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"It's called the comfort zone for a reason."
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"Okay, the whole point is to loosen you up a little."
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"I'm thinking, you'll play the role of your mother and I will bring life to Mr. Spock."
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"I'm sorry. You'll be Spock?"
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"It's only logical."
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"Very well. Ahem."
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"- I'll set the scene. - All right."
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"East Texas. A warm summer night."
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"A woman, Mary, stands on a porch."
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"In the distance, we hear a lonesome train whistle:"
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"A coyote howls at the moon..."
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"- Out in the woods, an owl screeches... - Okay, we get it. You set the scene."
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"Okay, just read your mother's line."
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"Shelly. Shelly. How many times have I told you..."
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"...not to leave your science-y stuff out on the porch?"
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"Goodness. I'll never understand that boy."
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"But then again, I'm a religious nut..."
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"...and my mind is closed to so many things."
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"Spock to Enterprise. Transport successful."
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"Glory be to heaven."
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"George, put down that Pepsi can full of bourbon..."
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"...that ain't fooling no one, and get your shotgun."
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"Greetings, Mary Cooper. I am Spock."
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"I'm sorry, I just don't buy it."
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"Just keep going."
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"Oh, my, your sudden appearance startles me."
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"We have been monitoring your son, Sheldon, from the 23rd century..."
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"...and we've determined he's now ready to join us."
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"His unique genius is our best hope for bringing peace..."
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"...to a vast and troubled galaxy."
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"Oh, Shelly, a man's here to take you away to the future."
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"Be sure to pack clean underwear."
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"- Why? - Well, you're losing your son."
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"Yes, but he's going to a better place where he won't get beat up so much."
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"All right, just try it my way. Pretend you're sad to see him go."
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"I'm gonna lead you in. Ahem."
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"His unique genius is our best hope for bringing peace..."
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"...to a vast and troubled galaxy."
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"- That's your cue. - I'm sorry, I just love that line."
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"Even the way you do it."
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"All right, come on. Put emotion to it."
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"Blah, blah, blah. Vast and troubled galaxy, go."
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"Oh, Shelly, a man's here to take you away to the future."
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"Be sure to pack clean underwear."
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"That's good, that's good, that's good."
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"Mommy, why are you crying?"
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"Because I'm gonna miss you, Shellybean..."
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"...even though you creep the ba-jesus out of me."
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"Okay, I guess we're improvising now."
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"Well, I'm sorry, it's not my fault. I'm just incredibly smart..."
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"...and everyone around here's dumber than a bag of rocks."
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"Oh, now, don't you start crying. You get in that spaceship."
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"Mommy's late for Indian bingo."
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"Mrs. Cooper, hey, it's Penny. Yeah, I think I broke your son."
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"Hold on. Talk to your mother."
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"Mommy, I love you."
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"Don't let Spock take me to the future."
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"Raj, I know you've been avoiding me and Howard..."
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"...and I'm not leaving until you tell me what's going on inside that head."
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"Like the wild elephant I am trumpeting my love for you"
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"Like a hidden flower My sweet fragrance comes into view"
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"My desert welcomes you Like the rainy monsoon"
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"You are my heart"
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"My universe"
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"You are my heart"
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"My universe"
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"You are my heart"
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"My universe"
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"You are my heart"
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"My universe"
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"You are my heart"
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"My universe"
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"My universe"
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"Dance number aside, I'm so not gay."
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"I'm the one with something interesting to say."
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"Oh, and we're going to use props?"
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"I guess I have no choice but to make sweet, guilt-free love to you..."
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"The droning buzz of cicadas:"
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"I may have changed a few lives today."
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