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Clips from Friends - The One with Ross's Step Forward (S08E08)

"It was like It's a Wonderful Life with lap dances."
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"I promise."
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"I'd like to order a pizza. Can I ask you a question?"
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"-It's just the pizza place. -You hung up on the pizza place?"
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"-Sorry, honey, I'm just having a rough day. -What's wrong?"
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"-You don't want to hear about it. -Then why did I ask?"
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"How do I put this?"
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"No strings attached. No relationship."
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"With someone I feel comfortable with, and who knows what he's doing."
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"Well, I gotta get up early, and it's almost 7:00."
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"Good night!"
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"-I can't do it! -I didn't ask you to do it!"
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"-You're my friend! -Right back at you."
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"Yeah. Plus, it would be wrong, and weird and bad!"
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"-You wanna do it? -No!"
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"-I'm just testing you! -Well, that's the end of this conversation!"
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"-This conversation never happened! -Never happened!"
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"-Good night! -Good night!"
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"It really wasn't right. And I want to make it up to you."
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"So I brought you something I think you'll really enjoy."
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"Now this is just a loan, okay? I'm gonna want him back."
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"I'm gonna go now."
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"That's not someone I would be attracted to."
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"Okay, so just tell her you don't wanna send out the card. What's she gonna do?"
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"Sorry? I finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap."
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"I just don't know if we're really quite there yet."
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"Just so you know, Dr. Long can't be here today, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you."
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"-Oh, my God! -Why did you do that?"
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"Hey, I could have had you if I wanted you."
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"Have you said, "I love you"? You could say, "I love you.""
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"And then the court decides to give you custody of those fat, left-handed twins."
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"fun."
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"You are getting younger!"
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"So.."
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"-What? -You're welcome."
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"Let me buy you a lap dance with those girls."
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"You give me a key to your apartment, and then you change the lock?"
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"that we'll grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives."
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"So how was your day?"
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"Listen, I'm sorry about that whole thing with Roger."
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"I'm sorry. I thought I could do it, and I can't."
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"Honey, once you get to know him, he's much, much worse."
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"to find?"
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"-Hi, Rachel? I'm Dr. Schiff. -Yes, you are."
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"Then why can't the three of us go out together?"
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"That guy back there? He's awfully short. And I think he's talking to himself."
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"-Hi. You ready for lunch? -One second."
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"Here we go."
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"-Why did you give her a key? -She talked me into a corner, okay?"
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"For just one great night. I mean, is that really so hard.."
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"-Bye, guys. -Bye."
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"We are so.."
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"I can't date like a normal person, which is fine because I don't need a relationship."
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"Where are the pictures that that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?"
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"Good. I saw a pretty big pigeon."
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"I don't have a wife or a girlfriend, but I do like to ski."
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"Unless you call turning into her mother "work.""
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"No, really. I mean, that would be like a huge step forward."
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"Really?"
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"Call me."
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"Last weekend, I went from store to store, sitting on Santas' laps."
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"Good news! The divorce is final. I signed the papers this a.m."
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"Wow, that's great."
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"Forget it. You know what? I'll just have the conversation."
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"-Tomorrow's no good for her, either. -Why not?"
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"Here's the plan: Grab your coat, we're going to a strip club!"
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"I know! Why do you guys need to have this conversation?"
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"Bing! Look at those twin sisters dancing together."
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"-What? -I love you."
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"So bad! But I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't ask you to do anything!"
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"Because we split up."
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"Is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very "Abercrombie & Fitch.""
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"of Evander Holyfield from a Foot Locker."
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"-Okay, here's a good one of us. -Wow, that is a good one!"
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"Every year, I say I'm gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it."
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"Okay, see you tomorrow."
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"Because of the way he behaved at our engagement party."
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"Oh, what the hell? B plus."
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"Do you think it should say, "Love, Ross and Mona"?"
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"Really?"
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"Oh, okay. Can I ask you a question?"
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"In the middle of the exam, I put my pinkie in his chin dimple."
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"Oh, yeah? Come and get it."
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"Besides, I hate those conversations. I'm horrible at them. Really."
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"something that says we're moving forward without having to talk about it."
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"Okay."
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"-Do either of you have a key to my place? -I don't think you've ever given us keys."
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"It's a wedding ring. Get rid of it. We'll throw it in the East River!"
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"Good luck, buddy."
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"-I gotta go to my room. -Good night!"
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"-You're Rachel! -You're Joey!"
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"Yeah, I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout.."
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