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Clips from The Simpsons - Smoke on the Daughter (S19E19)

"doctor, safecracker,"
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"stethoscope sales lady."
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"None came to pass."
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"My bosoms came in and ruined my balance."
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"They came in one at a time."
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"- Oh... do you think mine...? - No."
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"I'm pretty sure you'll have your dad's boobs."
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"Mom, it's not too late to un-shatter your dream."
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"Martha Graham danced well into her 70s."
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"You mean she danced well, into her 70s?"
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"Or she danced, well into her 70s?"
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"Well, she danced into her 70s."
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"Homie, I'm gonna be a dancer!"
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"Okay, ladies, listen up:"
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"Forget everything you've ever learned about ballet..."
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"good."
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"Now, from Bolshoi Fifth Position,"
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"a Double Changement, two Swan Lake Fouettés,"
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"then finish with a Grand Pas De Chat."
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"Now show me what you got, uh..."
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"Simpson, comma, Marge."
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"Closed in a week."
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"Too smart for the corndog crowd,"
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"too dumb for the bagel bunch."
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"You keep it up, kid."
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"You got something."
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"Son, while your mother and little mother are out,"
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"You have a drinking problem?"
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"I said secret."
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"Gay out?"
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"Well, wonder no more!"
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"Thanks, son."
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"Marge, Marge, Marge..."
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"- Teach? - No, they go home."
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"How can they teach if they can't do?"
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"You can't talk to my mom like that."
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"taught you to stand like that?"
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"This is how I always stand"
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"You have naturally perfect posture."
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"I rarely say this, but, how would you like to become"
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"to a paying student at my dance academy?"
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"Uh, I don't know, I..."
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"We accept!"
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"I'm sorry, I got confused."
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"You don't get to be "confused.""
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"married your plastic surgeon, retired,"
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"and then un-retired in a special little show called Woman of the Year..."
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"Hey, I forget where I'm going with this."
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"Eh, eh, eh, en pointe!"
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"This is so hard."
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"Get used to it."
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"We balerinas are under constant pressure to stay focused,"
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"How do you cope with it?"
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"For some people it might be yoga,"
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"for others, meditation."
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"But for every ballerina in the world, it's cigarettes."
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"Cigarettes?!"
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"They can kill you."
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"They did a whole episode about it on"
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"Zack tried to impress a girl by smoking,"
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"Zack's life wasn't so sweet then."
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"how come I can do this?"
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"All I need to stay focused"
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"is good old-fashioned fresh air."
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"Nothing like fresh air."
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"Horrible, horrible, horrible..."
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"How could that have happened?"
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"Maybe it's all the secondhand "focus" and "pep" you are inhaling."
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"I thought they were cancer sticks."
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"get in on the ground floor of a delicious new taste sensation."
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"Step into our Jerkatorium."
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"What the...!"
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"Where's our jerky?"
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"You have wasted my time!"
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"Good day and be well!"
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"You haven't seen our PowerPoint presentation..."
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"Bart?"
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""J," just the product you need."
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""E," excellent value."
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""R," retailer's dream."
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""K...""
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"I do not thank you and I will not come again."
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"Who could have done this?"
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"Well, something chewed through the cellar door"
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"and the floor is covered with paw prints..."
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"is can only mean one thing:"
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"As the oak said to the beagle, you're barkin' up the wrong tree."
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"I spent the whole morning blacking out the "goshes""
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"and "darns" in these Hardy Boys books."
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"just like I ate your earthquake supplies."
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"Dad, look! Raccoons!"
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"Ah! "heck, darn.""
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"Lisa..."
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"Lisa Simpson..."
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"Look, everyone knows that cigarettes are where flavor lives"
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"and a cool choice for a hot night."
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"But they're for losers!"
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"Queen Elizabeth I, Lauren Bacall..."
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"My feminist heroes!"
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"Don't forget me Lillian Hellman!"
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"Smoking gave me the energy I needed to write plays and inventiveness!"
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"Bring out the Hellman's, and bring out the best."
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"Puff with us!"
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"Yeah, that's it, don't be shy."
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"Nobody outwits Homer Simpson."
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"Hey, they're not sleepy."
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"Homer, you ate their jerky."
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"I'm already wearing six pairs!"
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"Well, the important thing is, someday,"
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"dancing at Lincoln Center."
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"Lisa, Mom. I'm Lisa."
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"Of course, you're Lisa."
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"Lisa the dancing Marge girl."
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"fight with animals."
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"Remember when you lost that war with the worms?"
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"That wasn't a defeat,"
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"When you cut 'em, they multiply."
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"I can't fight that!"
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"Aw, they're using the jerky to feed their family."
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"Look, there's a Homer and a Bart"
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