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Clips from The Simpsons - Smoke on the Daughter (S19E19)

"and a Marge and a Lisa."
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"Aw, they even share my views on parenting!"
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"and, one day, you'll grow up to be people."
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"Bart, get some more jerky"
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"When the big cigarette hits 9."
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"All right, that was pretty good"
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"I don't need second hand smoke to do ballet..."
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"I need firsthand smoke!"
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"I can't believe how easy it is"
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"in this country to get cigarettes."
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"I can't believe you were smoking."
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"Did you know the "sturgeon" general"
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"A "sturgeon" is a fish."
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"And a very wise fish he is!"
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"What the...?"
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"I've been so happy lately."
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"Now what did you want to say to me?"
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"Are you sure you want Lisa to keep dancing?"
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"Maybe you're drunk."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, fatherhood hurts my brain."
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"Dad, a little help?"
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"You're on your own."
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"Because it means so much to your mother,"
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"you can keep doing ballet."
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"But you have to stop smoking,"
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"I'm just saying it's gonna be hard for me to quit,"
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"I thought you might have trouble with this."
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"Someone you'd never expect."
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"- Is it Bart? - D'oh!"
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"Come on out, boy."
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"For the next three days,"
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"I'm gonna stick to you like waffle syrup on a shag rug."
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"on a Gloucester dog."
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"I'm gonna be all over you like..."
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"Okay, everybody! Dress rehearsal!"
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"Hey, I'm still paying for that nose!"
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"And I checked five minutes ago."
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"I can't... I promised I wouldn't."
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"Well, since you cared enough"
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"to apply peer pressure..."
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"Much better. That's it, yeah."
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"Yello."
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"She what?!"
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"Well, I'm going to settle this once and for all!"
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"Meet me at the place we discussed."
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"- Who was that? - Wrong number."
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"Five min ladies."
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"Okay, now go, boy!"
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"Okay, now we get rid of the cigarettes."
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"Cigarette?"
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"Wow, what a great first act."
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"Good, that's so hot. Good job. Great."
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"My cigarettes!"
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"What happened to my cigarettes?!"
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"That's your finger!"
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"Watch your hoof, you blue-ribbon sow."
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"I'll spit on your grave, grandma!"
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"Oh, no! My appetite's coming back!"
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"Ran for five years."
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"I can smoke my hair!"
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"Maybe there's gum under the seats!"
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"I want to talk about a horrible practice"
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"afflicting millions of Americans."
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"For years we've known how dangerous it is."
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"And it's marketed to children."
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"I'm talking about ballet."
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"Ballet is unnatural and unfair to women."
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"of oppression!"
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"Never! Now good day!"
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"And I'm happy to be smoke-free,"
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"thanks to these children's nicotine patches."
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"And I realize it's wrong to try to live your career dreams"
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"to be a Mexican wrestler?"
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"Now practice preening to the crowd, El Guapo."
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"Come on, preen harder!"
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"Make them hate you!"
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"You feed on their hatred and you are so hungry!"
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"No me gusta."
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"The last book in the series goes on sale"
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"- You tell 'em Bart says hey. - Come on, boy."
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"All the nerds are doing it."
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"I read a rumor Spider-man's in it."
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"You think you got it? You don't."
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"'Cause only I can teach it and I ain't taught you, so you don't"
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"Lisa, have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams Box?"
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"Go-go or boring?"
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"It won't go down."
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"you know what they say, those who cannot do..."
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"Get out!"
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"you can't, uh..."
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"If God didn't want ballerinas to smoke,"
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"Fresh air."
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"I dan't dear dou!"
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait!"
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"Time for a smoke."
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"Losers?"
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"You mean losers like..."
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"Puff with us!"
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"Enjoy your jerky laced with sleeping pills."
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"it was a phased withdrawal."
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"Now, let's take care of those raccoons."
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"Enjoy your jerky, little critters,"
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"for uncoordinated hippopotamuses."
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"Lisa!"
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"That's easy for you to say."
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"Lisa, the last time I checked,"
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"Crap Like This."
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"through your children."
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"Transcript: Raceman Traduction: Skualler, Robot"
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"Wait in line for a book?!"
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"Really? How?"
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"give me a Battement Glisse,"
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"Who the hell..."
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"My Hindu friend, this is a chance for your Kwik-E-Mart to"
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"but do you have the product to back it up?"
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"I know you ate my jerky"
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"Give me that!"
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"I'm gonna let you in on a deep, dark family secret."
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"when I tell adults what they should be doing."
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