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Clips from South Park - The Ungroundable (S12E12)

"- Dude, what? - There's vampires in the school!"
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"Dude! Who's using the flak jacket cheat?"
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"Not a cheat if you rank up!"
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"Kenny. There's a vampire on the loose."
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"Then Katie Gelson was hanging out with him."
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"And now she's a vampire, too!"
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"Butters, there's no such thing as vampires."
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"They have fangs and drink blood and everything!"
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"All right, Butters."
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"Well, you go document the vampires' movements"
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"so we know what their intentions are."
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"Really? You think that's best?"
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"Isn't this cool?"
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"We should make this one of our official South Park vampire's club hangouts."
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"That's an awesome new coat, Mike. Looks totally badass."
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"Oh, that's cool."
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"12:32 PM."
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"Vampires meeting in the school gymnasium."
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"You know that girl Bella in "Twilight"? I think I'm like her."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna be a hybrid vampire."
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"That's Ryan Ellis."
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"Oh, God. I think they're gonna drink blood now!"
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"They've got some kind of chalice and they're..."
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"It's the Big Texas Butters show!"
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"And now here is Big Texas Butters!"
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"Why howdy there, partners!"
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"Get back! You stay back!"
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"The body of Christ compels you! The body of Christ compels you!"
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"That kid was really scared of us."
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"That's true, Bloodrayne."
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"What the hell are those kids doing?"
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"Are they trying to be goth?"
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"- Tommy Petros, is he cool? - Yeah, he's cool enough."
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"So all of a sudden, you Justin and Britney wannabes"
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"think it's cool to dress like us?"
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"That's Vampir McCalsky now."
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"back on right now."
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"Really. Do you guys even smoke?"
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"Of course not. Smoking's bad for you."
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"Yeah!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"We prefer to take our darkness somewhere else, per se."
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"All right, Count Fagula. You go do that."
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"Mom! Mom, I gotta tell you something!"
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"You're not gonna believe it!"
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"Not now, Butters."
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"He is not happy."
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"You just march on in there."
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"Oh, jeez."
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"It's a glass of milk I poured for myself."
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"And you see this?"
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"in this glass of milk?"
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"I have no idea, sir."
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"Our pantry is always kept organized alphabetically."
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"But somebody put the Hamburger Helper"
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"It's just I've been really preoccupied lately."
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"See, there's these kids at school--"
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"If you keep putting food back under the wrong letter,"
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"it all goes wrong!"
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"Now you will reorganize this entire pantry and you will do it right."
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"Okay, but Dad, you gotta listen to me."
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"Kids at school are starting to change."
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"Jeez."
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"Nobody will even listen to me."
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"It's like nobody even cares that there's vampires at the school."
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"I try to help and all I ever do is get hollered at."
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"Vampires just get to do whatever they want."
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"All mortals share a soft repose."
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"My soul doth dreadful vigils keep,"
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"more keen than which hell scarcely knows."
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"What is that kid doing?"
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"I'm Butters."
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"So?"
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"Oh, creatures of the night, I seek audience to engage with thee"
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"in unholy darkness and thus do,"
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"and thus do unto your bidding."
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"What?"
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"You're not cool enough to be one of us."
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"But... I think I would make a really good vampire if you just..."
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"just give me the opportunity."
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"We'll think about it."
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"Go get us some sodas out of the pop machine in the commons."
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"Yes!"
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"Soda and Cheetos, yes! I'll be right back."
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"Where'd it go?"
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"You see where it went?"
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"Yeah, it's right over there by those vampire kids."
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"What?"
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"We aren't vampire kids, we're freaking goth!"
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"Why don't you turn into a bat or something?"
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"So... lame."
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"with douchy little vampire kids."
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"So lame."
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"More preppy straight-A students turning into vampires."
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"I've done what you've asked."
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"Who are you gonna give this to?"
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"I mean, vampires can't eat people food."
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"You have done well."
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"Are you ready to become one of us, per se?"
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"Yeah, I guess."
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"Are you sure? Because once you're in South Park Vampire Society,"
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"Well, I'm sick of being pushed around."
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"By my dad, by kids at school."
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"Then it is time for your transformation, per se."
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"Let it begin!"
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"And now you shall drink vampire blood"
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"and your transformation will be complete, per se."
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"It is finished!"
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"Welcome, Butters,"
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"There you are, Butters! Do you know what time it is?"
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"Where have you been?"
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"Butters, what have you done to your hair?"
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"Explain yourself, mister."
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"You are grounded for two weeks, you got that?"
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"How can thy ground that which is ungroundable?"
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"All right. I don't know what's gotten into you, mister,"
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"I am going to my room now."
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"For I must slumber, per se."
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"Now kids, I understand that you are very into this "vampire" thing,"
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