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Clips from South Park - The Ungroundable (S12E12)

"but I don't want to see it get out of hand."
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"You kids need to understand"
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"Oh, my God."
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"You've got the wrong flippin' people!"
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"And I appreciate that you want to be cool"
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"We aren't trying to be popular!"
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"But just make sure that this new little trend"
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"We aren't friends."
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"Don't worry, ma'am."
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"As I was just explaining to my new minions,"
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"Let's just face it."
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"Everyone's gonna think we're trying to be butthole vampires."
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"Now we might go to the frickin' Gap and buy normal clothes."
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"It went this way?"
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"Yeah, it's over there by the fat girl, the big nose kid,"
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"the midget and the kid with pock marks on his face."
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"So we're back to that, are we?"
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"Shit."
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"Let's get out of these freakin' Gap clothes."
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"And if someone must die so that I can feed,"
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"I choose thee."
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"Butters!"
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"Dude, gross. You got spit all over my neck. Mom!"
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"but just remembering how that blood tasted before..."
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"Blood is all clammy and tomatoey."
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"It makes me want to..."
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"What's going on?"
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"with four kids from the football team."
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"Jesus."
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"It's like there's more vampire kids every freakin' day."
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"Doesn't matter why."
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"It seems like that preppy Mike McCalsky kid started all this."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I mean,"
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"what do you do when you want to change"
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"You get rid of the head vampire."
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"Does your mom know you took her car?"
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"Do I care?"
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"Let me go!"
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"No, I'm not a vampire."
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"- What's that? - I'm not really a vampire!"
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"You're not really a vampire?"
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"He'd probably see it"
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"If we're gonna send him somewhere,"
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"Butters, we just got a call from Mrs. Cartman!"
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"Butters?"
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"Unbelievable! He's locked the door!"
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"Butters! This is your father!"
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"Explain why you snuck into another boy's bedroom"
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"Butters?"
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"Butters, you will open this door right now!"
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"What have I done to myself?"
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"I'm so hungry."
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"Two."
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"Hey, Dad."
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"I have to eat."
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"All right. Now you listen and you listen good."
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"Steven, what has happened to our boy?"
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"It must not have been what was causing it."
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"It must be something else."
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"Hey, you kids are gonna order any food"
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"or just sit there and drink coffee all night, again?"
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"Leave us alone."
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"Bad enough if I always get stuck with you goth kids."
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"Now I've got goth kids in my entire section."
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"They aren't goth, they are douchy little vampire kids."
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"Looks the same to me."
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"I bet they aren't even drinking coffee."
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"No, they said they were too young to drink caffeine,"
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"so they're having an orange juice."
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"Forget it!"
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"It's over, all right?"
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"There's too many of them now. We can't stop them."
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"Let's just face it."
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"The freakin' vampires beat us."
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"Maybe not."
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"Some legends say that if you destroy the vampire's lair,"
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"the vampires go back to being human again."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"to the place where kids are being transformed into vampires."
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"Hot Topic? When did this open?"
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"Two weeks ago. It used to be a Banana Republic."
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"Of course."
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"Freaking Hot Topic. That explains everything."
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"How did we not figure that out?"
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"Well, I think we all know what has to be done."
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"You should probably get out of here."
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"- What the hell are they doing? - They're putting an end to it."
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"- I've changed back! - What?"
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"Goth kids burnt down the Hot Topic and sure enough!"
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"Soon as they did, I tried eating a hot dog and it tasted good!"
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"My vampire teeth even fell out when I bit into it!"
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"I'm human again!"
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"We have no idea what you're talking about, Butters,"
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"but we're glad you're home!"
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"Butters, you are grounded!"
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"It worked, Linda."
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"Let us make it abundantly clear..."
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"If, however, you like dressing in black because it's fun,"
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"enjoy putting sparkles on your cheeks and following the occult"
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"while avoiding things that are bad for your health,"
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"then you are most likely a douchebag vampire-wannabe boner."
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"is freaking retarded."
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"Transcript: arrow, mpm"
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"Leader appears to be a fifth grader."
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"I'm a psi-vampire. Do you like these sparkles I got?"
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"Happy trails..."
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"What are you doing?"
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"People are going to be frightened of us because they don't understand"
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"They wear plastic fangs and drink freakin' clamato juice."
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"You kids need to all go put your freaking Banana Republic clothes"
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"I'll tell you why!"
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"I'm sorry, Dad."
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"Hey, hey!"
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"For I am neither living nor dead."
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"vampires are actually very spiritual and deep beings, per se."
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"Well, at least nobody can refer to us as vampire kids now."
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"Sorry, Eric."
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"I can't do it!"
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"Pretty soon the whole school"
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