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Clips from Family Guy - Secondhand Spoke (S12E12)

"Well, you know, at first it was a way to get out of work,"
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"but then I discovered it's a delightful habit"
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"that has lots of benefits. Yeah? Like what?"
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"by ashing a cigarette."
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"Oh, please. Bonnie and I are stronger than ever."
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"Your marriage..."
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"is over."
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"Well, now that you say it with the cigarette..."
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"Okay, students, take your seats."
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"First off, we have a new rule:"
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"no more asking the gym teachers if they went to college."
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"They did not."
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"Next, it's time for nominations for student body president."
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"As of now, we have the perpetually upbeat black kid"
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"running unopposed."
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"Surely there's another student"
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"Chris, they love you."
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"Come on, you're getting crucified out there!"
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"Well, yeah, I know."
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"But that doesn't mean you should stop trying."
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"Dad, you're not the coach!"
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"Peter, your fart didn't go off until 8:30."
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"Get up. We're late!"
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"What the hell?!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"How did this happen?!"
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"It's from smoking!"
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"It's not that bad."
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"Peter, you can't live like this."
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"I'm taking you to Dr. Hartman."
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"No! I hate the doctor!"
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"Are you sure?"
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"There are Cheez-Its in there."
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"Huh? W-Wait. What's going on?"
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"Good night."
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"Do you think I can jump and touch that pipe up there?"
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"There, got it."
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"Yeah, I guess your fingertips grazed it."
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"Yeah, that counts as a dunk."
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"Dr. Hartman, we're here for you to help Peter quit smoking."
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"Mrs. Griffin, I can't do that. It's an addiction."
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"Well, you got to do something! He's killing himself!"
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"Well, actually, Chris, I've got good news."
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"Aw, I'll take the bad news first."
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"Oh, all right. Then give me the good news first."
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"The good news is, I've taught you everything you need to know"
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"to fend for yourself."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I'm running for class president."
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"I need you!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"You're coming to school with me whether you like it or not!"
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"Let me out! You can't keep me in here forever!"
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"I have too many plans for the future!"
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"while putting in my dentures!"
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"Stupid younger generation."
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"Back in my day, we had Katy Perry, Justin Bieber."
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"That was real music."
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"Lois, why do all the people in here look"
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"like Emperor Palpatine?"
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"I'm gonna sign you in."
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"Would the driver of a 1978 Camaro please move your car?"
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"Man, how the hell am I gonna quit smoking?"
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"I wish smoking could just quit me instead."
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"I have something very important to tell you."
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"I have something important to tell you, too."
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"Peter, I think we should see other people."
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"Okay."
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"Excuse me, I'm Mr. Stone with the ad agency"
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"of Anderson, Wheeler and Thirdname."
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"And I think you'd be perfect for our new anti-smoking campaign."
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"Me? You'd want me on TV?"
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"Even though I'm hideous?"
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"Sure. Have you seen Boardwalk Empire?"
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"you have to keep smoking."
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"But my wife brought me here to quit smoking."
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"O-Okay, now I'm on your side!"
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"Oh, this is awesome!"
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"I'm gonna be on TV!"
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"But no more talk of quitting, right?"
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"does somethin' like this pay a lot of money?"
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"What do you think a lot of money is?"
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"I-I don't want to say. I'm embarrassed."
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"Oh, hey, hey, guys! Here comes one of my TV spots!"
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"Hi, Peter Griffin, sickly smoker."
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"This is your heart on cigarettes."
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"Any questions?"
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"Yeah, where'd you get that heart?"
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"could I get a picture of you to put on the wall?"
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"Sure, here you go."
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"Thanks, man."
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"I'll put you up next to these black celebrities"
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"who are just confusing strangers to you."
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"Who's Marlin Johnson?"
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"Oh, come on, man. Stand-up comedian?"
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"I can't even get through it."
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"Hey! You talkin' 'bout Marlin Johnson?"
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"You know it! Oh-Ee-Oh-Ee-Hey-Yo!"
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"That's right."
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"I'm glad you're finally doing the right thing."
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"Hey, if George Michael doesn't have to give up butts,"
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"why should I?"
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"I'm serious. You have to stop smoking!"
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"Have you looked in the mirror? You look terrible."
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"Eh, what do you care?"
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"Peter, I'm ready."
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"Okay, now put on yours."
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"Wow, isn't it weird that we both picked Mario Lopez?"
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"Yes, Peter. It's very weird."
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"Yeah, it shows that we both go Latino but soft Latino."
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"my number one problem."
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"I think a teacher saw me the other day but said nothing."
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"I waved and he looked away."
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"This could be my chance to escape this canvas cage!"
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"That sounds like an open door. Which way is out?"
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"God, I love walking in the hall!"
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"There! That way!"
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"You're gonna die in there."
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"You look terrible!"
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"Thanks, man named Sandy!"
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